>Dr. House
>Lives in an apartment
???

>>212573168 (OP)
Dr prick

It's a condo, a very expensive one in the middle of New Jersey. Why would a character like him want to live in a big house out of the city? He likes it because it has his stuff and it's close to work

I really wish I had a place like his, only on a second floor or up. It's fucking perfect.

>>212573168 (OP)
hes a rentoid also, then buys a condo with his gay lover then dies like 3 years later

>>212573168 (OP)
>Dr Quincy
>Doesn't live in a giant hollowed out Quince
???

>>212573168 (OP)
Dr. Apartment doesn't quite have the same ring to it, does it?

>>212573232
I'm not American, what's the difference between a condo and an apartment? Also, isn't Princeton a small town anyway?

>>212573168 (OP)
Because fuck women.

>>212573995
A condo you own, an apartment you rent

>>212574103
That's fucking retarded. In American you can't own an apartment?

>>212574134
That would be a condo if you owned it

>>212574134
What the swears dear, this is a Christian board.

>>212574134
You can if you pay like $2mil for it.

>>212574158
>>212574246
You're not serious that this is the actual distinction? What do you call a house that you buy?

>>212574437
A home (hence "homeowner").

>>212574437
Devorce bait, see
>>212574078
A judge can’t sieze something you don’t own and give it to a women

>>212574622
A judge can't seize my penis, but I've still given it to a woman (your dad)

>>212574492
What the actual fuck, in America you can't own a house or apartment? This makes no sense. You should end your own culture. Also, do you spell "axe" without the "e"? I have seen inconsistent answers but that would be retarded.

>>212574888
>>What the actual fuck, in America you can't own a house or apartment? This makes no sense.
Dude it's the same thing as driving in an uber or a car, they're both cars just you pay for it differnetly so it's different called.

>>212574492
Based

>>212575007
No it's not, Uber is a company. In any case, it's still a car, it just happens to be an Uber car in that case.

Do me another one: in TV shows, Americans are always fired by someone telling them "get your things, you're fired". Is that actually a legal way to fire someone in America?

>>212575215
Yes. But it is rarely done that way, in real life we usually have a firing clown consultant come in to fire someone.

>>212575291
I remember my first fist from the firing clown.
Man fuck that job

>>212575215
Uber is a generic name for car you don't own idiot.

>>212575417
Americans really are owned by corporations.

>>212575443
Yes.

>>212575215
No. Movies aren't real life esl.

>>212575215
>Do me another one: in TV shows, Americans are always fired by someone telling them "get your things, you're fired". Is that actually a legal way to fire someone in America?
Yes, this is called "at will" employment, they can tell you to fuck off at any time, and since you're now fired, you're not allowed to work or be in the building anymore so that you don't sabotage something, so you're "escorted out" (thrown out) by security immediately.

>>212575636
That is fine, but they still get paid out their notice and leave right?

>>212575674
What do you mean?

>>212575747
Surely American employment contracts are required to have a minimum notice period before employment can be terminated by either party? And you get a certain amount of annual leave that you can take, and if you don't get to take it you get paid it out at the rate of your ages?

>>212575827
You know that in America you can just get another job right? It's not a shit tier communist economy where you have to wait for your turn for a job for 10 years like in Europe?

>>212575876
I'm not European, and we can get another job here, but even being out of a job for a month can be crippling. That's thousands of dollars lost and totally out of your control. How are you supposed to run a family and get a mortgage knowing you could be turfed out without warning?

>>212575876
>Wait ten years for a job
That's our current job market retard

>>212575827
Nope, you usually have to tip the security guard that escorts you out too.
Also that cardboard box you take your nicknacks out with? That gets deducted from your final pay

>>212576103
That's fair, after all you could always just stow your items on your person, it's not your employer's fault you don't have enough hands.

Guys, what if it was Dr. MOUSE and he was all like
>squeak

>>212575215
It depends on the state. In many states you can be fired for zero reason at all.

>>212575945
>but even being out of a job for a month can be crippling.
Sucks to be from a poorfag shithole then. Why didn't you buy crypto? Why didn't your parents leave you any properties?

>>212574078
>Nightmare blunt rotation