Thread 212574855 - /tv/ [Archived: 545 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/11/2025, 5:11:45 AM No.212574855
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>eye contact
>cut straight to rough sex
Why don't they ever show you the magic words you have to say in-between?
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Anonymous
7/11/2025, 5:15:23 AM No.212574985
>>212574855 (OP)
>magic words
they're "cut" and "action"
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Anonymous
7/11/2025, 5:16:48 AM No.212575031
>>212574855 (OP)
The magic words in the US are "how much?"
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 5:17:09 AM No.212575044
The magic word is BABABOOEY
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 5:18:10 AM No.212575081
>>212574855 (OP)
The rest of us know them, anon, and that wastes time in the film. Do you....do you not know....what to say to women?
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 5:20:15 AM No.212575139
>>212574855 (OP)
It's not about the words it's about
A) is the girl promiscuous
B) does she think you're attractive

t. have experienced this
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Anonymous
7/11/2025, 5:21:48 AM No.212575202
>he doesnt know the secret menu
That places word was scrapple.
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 5:25:26 AM No.212575310
>>212575139
why dont fill the blanks then?

what happens after she says "you can have anything you want" ?
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Anonymous
7/11/2025, 5:27:31 AM No.212575374
1. be handsome
2. see above
3. repeat
4. never don't do steps 1-3
what you say literally does not matter
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 5:38:17 AM No.212575753
>>212574985
This, some directors are hacks
RainbowDashie !YYocFgan2Y
7/11/2025, 5:44:36 AM No.212575950
>>212575310
You say "you" and give her a cheesey wink. The rest is self explainable.

-t Chad who has had sex 10 times,8 being women
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Anonymous
7/11/2025, 5:59:33 AM No.212576446
>>212574855 (OP)
there are no magic words anon. everything in between is just filler. if you never experienced it then you never will though so don't worry your silly little head about it
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 6:01:28 AM No.212576511
>>212575310
>I want you
>Oh, do you think you can handle me?
>Let's find out
>ok meet me at X around Y
*plap plap plap*
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Anonymous
7/11/2025, 6:02:29 AM No.212576545
>>212576511
See he >>212575950 knows
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 6:04:08 AM No.212576584
>>212574855 (OP)
The secret words are a national secret, imagine if India got their hands on them.
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 6:04:46 AM No.212576597
>>212574855 (OP)
The magic words are
>I’ll give you 200 dollars if you cut straight to rough sex with me
300 if the woman is white.
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 6:10:16 AM No.212576731
You don’t really need words
>go on date
>go in for a kiss halfway through the date
>she reciprocates
>walk her home
>kiss outside her door
>she’s cold, it’s October, we go inside, sex 10 minutes later
>Go home to a college classmate
>We’re both “stressed” about upcoming exam
>She lays down in her bed to relax
>Just lay down beside her
>She snuggles into me
>reach arm around her
>pushes butt into me
>grab her breasts
>make out
>sex

Go out to a pub
>sit next to a girl
>tell her get the first round I’ll get the next well see who taps out first
>after a few she says “so, do you wanna have sex or just enjoy our time here?”
>have another round
>home
>bang


You really just need to proceed with confidence, most women won’t reject advance because of the implication. If they’re already talking to you/eyebanging you like OP image, she’s willing to fuck you, and the only thing getting in the way is your spaghetti
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Anonymous
7/11/2025, 6:13:03 AM No.212576818
>>212574855 (OP)
Dudes wrote this show. What did you expect?
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 6:14:10 AM No.212576852
>>212574855 (OP)
There aren't always words or anything blatantly said; two people in a room together can just strip down and fuck without really saying anything. I had that happen with an ex the first time we met and it was pretty incredible, and then about a week later I was getting checked for STDs since I realized how retarded I was.
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 6:14:20 AM No.212576859
>>212574855 (OP)
The trick is, you don't say anything. You listen, and that's what nobody does.
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 6:14:55 AM No.212576877
>>212574855 (OP)
"i have cocaine and also money"
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 6:15:07 AM No.212576887
>>212574855 (OP)
They’re usually some combination of “Let’s” “Have” “Sex”
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 6:18:54 AM No.212576979
>>212576731
these situations have little to do with the scene depicted here.

entering a bar/diner completely shitfaced and have the waitress half your age letting you know that she's down to fuck after a brief formal exchange is an old boomer fantasy.
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 6:21:08 AM No.212577030
I had sex with a waitress many years ago. But I was a regular and tipped well.
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 6:22:27 AM No.212577074
>>212576731
Try not being attractive faggot
Every situation you greentexted requires you to do literally nothing
But it’s ok kiddo, I had those days too, then I got a 3 in front of my age and 10 years of dating history and suddenly none of it happens like that anymore but it’s always wild that retards like you post this shit on here of all places
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 6:23:53 AM No.212577108
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>>212574855 (OP)
The writers don't know those magic words, but they assume such words exist.
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 6:25:01 AM No.212577137
I have only had sex with prostitutes.
Kissed a girl on an actual date once.
That was 10 years ago.
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 6:25:26 AM No.212577146
i hate this type of shit so much. fuck all of these movies
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 6:29:34 AM No.212577270
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>>212575950
whoa! fuckin nice...