Toy Story 5 - /tv/ (#212575070) [Archived: 742 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/11/2025, 5:17:52 AM No.212575070
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Are you excited?
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Anonymous
7/11/2025, 5:19:00 AM No.212575104
Not really
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 5:22:36 AM No.212575228
Why would I be? Im 28 and do not have kids. What kind of creep gets excited about a kids movie?
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Anonymous
7/11/2025, 5:24:52 AM No.212575292
No. Should've just stopped at 3. They never just let a good thing rest. They have to keep hammering away at it again and again until they maximize the lazy slop you'll take for the most profit they can wring out of you. Leaving a deserted husk of a once great series behind sucked dry of all life and soul. Fuck Hollywood. May god smite that modern Sodom and salt the earth so that nothing can ever live there ever again.
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 5:25:32 AM No.212575312
>>212575070 (OP)
Nah, Toy Story 4 was a terrible story and Pixar has absolutely failed with making films as of late. Not to mention the amount of faggotry they try to insert in every movie they now have.

I wouldn't be surprised if Toy Story 5 opens with Woody seeing how Andy's Uncle spent a little too much "special time" with him and would be seen as a good thing by current Disney employees.
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Anonymous
7/11/2025, 5:40:16 AM No.212575829
>>212575070 (OP)
oh boy, whats the next retcon? Jessie was actually the original star and it was called Jessie's Round up? Woody's gone now right? SO who takes over? The ugly doll molly had? Is TS5 gonna open up with molly's doll instituting UBI to all the toys? Are they gonna say Buzz Left between movies?
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Anonymous
7/11/2025, 5:41:21 AM No.212575860
>>212575070 (OP)
Depends. Is dread considered a form of excitement?
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 5:47:08 AM No.212576046
>>212575070 (OP)
I thought 4 was better than 3.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CriPPXasF10
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7BCU2L_1334

Woody taking care of lost toys? <3 Come on.

>Toy Story 5
let's see.
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Anonymous
7/11/2025, 5:50:50 AM No.212576159
Are we going to finally see all the sex toys in Andy's mom's dresser? Are we going to meet her version of "Buzz", "Woody" and "Slinky Dog?"
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Anonymous
7/11/2025, 5:51:17 AM No.212576173
baitmeme
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>>212576046
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Anonymous
7/11/2025, 5:52:34 AM No.212576219
>>212575312
??????
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Anonymous
7/11/2025, 5:53:10 AM No.212576241
>>212576173
bait for what?
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 5:53:26 AM No.212576250
>>212575070 (OP)
No because everything points to this being full blown girl boss shit. Jesse will be the main character. Woody is a secondary “legacy” character. The potato heads are gone. The new toys are annoying females. Bonnie is autistic and a girl. Toy Story was a franchise for boys and it’s yet another example of Disney taking a boys franchise and turning it female and gay. Will not be seeing it
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Anonymous
7/11/2025, 5:56:13 AM No.212576349
>>212576159
>>212576219
>>212576250
>i'm ugly
lol
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 5:57:34 AM No.212576383
>>212575070 (OP)
I bet buzz and woody are a couple now, also buzz is black and woody is trans
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Anonymous
7/11/2025, 5:58:44 AM No.212576418
>>212575829
Yeah, the retcon that Bo Peep was this co-lead action girl the whole time was so dump.
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Anonymous
7/11/2025, 5:59:33 AM No.212576447
>>212576383
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UT3Q85IvtDs
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 6:00:45 AM No.212576491
>>212575228
>What kind of creep gets excited about a kids movie?
Do you know where you are?
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 6:07:23 AM No.212576652
Supposedly they are making andy some sort of fent addict who has psychosis
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 6:08:29 AM No.212576682
>>212575070 (OP)
They shouldn't have even made Toy Story 2, it's already saccharine shit there and it just got worse. Toy Story is actually funny and creative, and somewhat meta. The sequels all delving deeper into "toys are sad when they aren't played with" is asinine.
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 6:18:42 AM No.212576973
>>212575070 (OP)
>the year is now 2050
>you check what’s playing in theatres
>Toy Story 10
>Jurassic Park: Multiverse
>Star Wars: Beginning of Chewy
>Spiderman v Avengers part 3
>Harry Potter: Avadakadavra Adventure
Also you don’t need to watch the movie in 2 hours as they just beam it into your mind instantly so you can say you saw it
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 6:23:58 AM No.212577109
I didn't hate 4, it was just unnecessary.

>>212576418
Yeah I didn't really care for this change in her character. Also wasn't she ceramic before? Too fragile to be an action character.
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Anonymous
7/11/2025, 6:27:41 AM No.212577215
>>212577109
>Also wasn't she ceramic before? Too fragile
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=olWcEp10j8Q