Thread 212575132 - /tv/ [Archived: 729 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/11/2025, 5:19:57 AM No.212575132
malfoy
malfoy
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why did he go full KWAB in the 7th movie?
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Anonymous
7/11/2025, 5:21:03 AM No.212575176
Who raped voldermort?
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 5:22:40 AM No.212575232
>>212575132 (OP)
They were trying to kill his snake
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 5:23:29 AM No.212575256
>>212575132 (OP)
Moldy farts was mad at him for not trying harder to find him after he got turned into a little spirit fetus or whatever, so he became the whipping boy.
More than anything, it was because Lucius was living it up in his absence. But if the head guy decides to make you his bitch, youโ€™re gonna be a bitch.
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Anonymous
7/11/2025, 5:24:10 AM No.212575271
*pigeon noises* ("my lord")
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 5:24:22 AM No.212575277
>>212575132 (OP)
>this character is going through a bad, but how do we show that...
>I KNOW, HAVE HIM NOT SHAVE AND UNBUTTON HIS COLLAR
every time
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 5:33:50 AM No.212575575
He was just larping as a death eater and loyal followe of Voldy because he hoped he actually never comes back
Then he come back and had to continue his role
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 5:42:14 AM No.212575882
The Skeetman
The Skeetman
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Why didn't he just make six gorillion whorecracks and mail them to outer space?
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Anonymous
7/11/2025, 5:46:41 AM No.212576032
>>212575132 (OP)
I think Isaacs face about sums up the entire franchise.
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 5:48:27 AM No.212576087
>>212575256
Actually it was because Voldy put Lucius in command of the prophecy stealing operation and he failed miserably to a bunch of stupid kids.
He wasn't exactly happy with Lucius before that either, but that's why he got put on shit detail.
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 5:49:29 AM No.212576119
>turn to the darkside for even more power
>lose any power you had and become a servant
It's over.. at least voldemort gave wormtail a hand
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Anonymous
7/11/2025, 5:53:04 AM No.212576236
>>212575882
EU space program was dogshit in the 80s/90s when the series is set. Even if he wanted to acquire a muggle spaceship he would have to apparate to Miami or Houston and that sounds like a shit day
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 5:53:17 AM No.212576247
>>212575882
He wanted to have a 7 part soul, so he could only have 6 whorecracks.
And he needed to be able to access them just in case, so he couldn't just shoot them into space or bury them in the desert.
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 5:55:13 AM No.212576317
>>212576119
Wormtail's hand was actually a killswitch. Wormtail hesitates to kill Harry and the hand turns on him, strangling him to death.
I don't think that was in the films.
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 6:10:17 AM No.212576732
1733180723582134
1733180723582134
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>why did he go full KWAB in the 7th movie?
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Anonymous
7/11/2025, 6:14:27 AM No.212576862
>>212575132 (OP)
Because everyone are nazi until dictatorship knocks into their doors.
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 6:18:47 AM No.212576976
>>212575132 (OP)
specifically, it was his fuckup in book 5 combined with draco's fuckups from book 6. i think the books explains that he couldn't have his job at the ministry anymore and the open market was flooded with dark objects so his sources of revenue were dogshit. his house became voldemore HQ for some reason too, so he didn't have any privacy. he really was just showing up to work and hoping vodlemore wouldn't randomly decide to kill him mid-meeting
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 6:26:14 AM No.212577173
>>212575132 (OP)
>KWAB
retard manchild asshole dipshit loser
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Anonymous
7/11/2025, 6:34:10 AM No.212577388
1751435079255508
1751435079255508
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>>212577173
>>212576732
>t