There are times when I look at the catalog, and I see nothing worth replying to

>>212575436 (OP)
I cant keep doing this on my own with these faggots

Bastard in a thread!

>I've abandoned my thread!

>>212576037

Cursed and cringe thread.

VACATE IMMEDIATELY!!!!!!

chuds and troons... I've browsed over half our board to be here tonight. I couldn't get away sooner because my other thread on pol was blowing up and I had to see about it. That thread is now flowing at two thousand posts and it's paying me nothing I do it for free . I have two other threads and I have sixteen indians doing Ai for it; so, chuds and troons, if I say I'm an shitposter, you will agree.

>>212576227

4/10

>>212576151
>>212576271
fuck off

>>212575436 (OP)
>I'm an oilmaxxer

I don't want to talk about those posts.

get the jannies liquored up and take em to the hormone therapy clinic

>>212576554
kek

>>212575436 (OP)
>I BUMP YOUR THREAD! I BUMP IT UP!

>lines from famous movies modified to reference 4chan board culture
Very original

>AI shit
>muh board culture
>50 threads about the same FOTW movie because mods can't do their fuckn jobs (for free)
guess ill take a break

>>212576783
You're indian/south american
Reply if angry and brown

>>212576783
I AM THE MOTHER OF TRANGONS

>>212576804
Well we have a jeet janny now so you can have some fun with that
https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/212505215/

>>212576740
>please Daniel Im gonna tell the mods

Ladies and gentlemen...
I’ve scrolled through half the catalog to be here tonight.
I’ve come to shitpost and bait. I’ve come to offer you (You)s, replies... greentexts, OC… ragebait .
I’m a shitposter
I browse every board — /b/, /pol/, /ck/, even /fit/ on a good day.
I lurk. I screencap. I shitpost.
I bring with me low-effort edits, cursed memes, stolen wojaks...
and if I post in your thread, it gets bumped. It gets seen.
I can guarantee you traffic.
I can guarantee you trolling, derails, maybe even a janny meltdown.
This is what I offer:
Not just interaction... not just (You)s...
But replies so schizo, so low IQ, so unhinged.. the archives will blush.
You’ll get tourists, tourists bring attention.
Attention brings bans, bans bring chaos... and chaos is the lifeblood of this hellsite.
I want to be your shitposter.
Let me bump your threads. Let me bring in the schizos.
Let me create a culture of rage, horniness, and ironic detachment so dense it folds in on itself.
And I promise...
I’ll build a thread you can believe in.
We’ll have webms. We’ll have vocaroos. We’ll even have a ritualpost or two.
And when the dust settles...
We’ll have ourselves a community.
A community of degenerates.
Thank you.

>>212575436 (OP)
>Are you an digital man, Anon?
>A what?
>Are you digital? D'you get digits?
>I don't think so. No.
>I have a competition in me. I want no one else to get repeats. I hate most posters.
>That part of me is gone. Posting and not succeeding- all my, uh... singles has left me, uh... I just don't... check it.

>>212577009
Great lol. Now do the same but with old country for old quotes.

>>212577144
Check'em, friendo.

>>212577009
Kino

>>212577347
shut the fuck up and get to work.

>>212577144
I’ve been browsing 4chan since 2008
Hard to believe,
My friend came along a few years later, he was a shitposter, his brother too
Me and them would shitpost at the same time they on /b/ me out here on /tv/
We thought it was our glory days
I know I did
Some of the oldfag shitposters never got a ban, a lot of tourists find that hard to believe
Reifu never got one, that’s the original Reifu
I always liked to raid with the oldfags, never missed a chance to do so
Can’t help but compare myself to oldfags, can’t help but wonder how they’d think of the current state of 4chan
There was this ciaposting retard got banned the other day, my report.
He reposted the same Bane? thread 14 times
Anons said it was shitposting with passion, but he told me it wasn’t any passion to it, he’d thought of shitting up the board all day and when he got unbanned in 15 minutes he’d do it again.. I don’t know what to make of that, I certainly don’t
The low effort bait you see nowadays it’s hard not to sage it, not that it triggers me. You don’t browse 4chan if you’re not willing to sift through all the retards, but i don’t want to go into a thread, risk getting baited, with something I don’t understand.. a man would have to put his sanity at hazard and say okay.. I’ll be part of this thread

>>212575436 (OP)
>See a thread worth replying too
>Type reply and search for an image
>Type in captcha
>"Thread no longer exists"

>>212578015
Kino.

>>212577009

>>212578090
omggg stop

I report every thread except for chappelle show threads because they're funny and I like the chappelle show.

>>212577009
>unhinged
zoomer newfag

>>212575436 (OP)
Why was Danny Planview so mean bros :(

>>212575436 (OP)
Based

>>212576037
Noice.

>>212576151
>Cursed and cringe thread.
>VACATE IMMEDIAT-ACK

>>212575436 (OP)
>I see the worst in people
This guy is literally me except I'm not a millionaire.