TONY STARK WAS ABLE TO BUILD THIS!

IN A CAVE!

FROM A BOX OF SCRAPS!

*shrug*

>>212578041
*roundhouse kicks into a coma*

>>212578024 (OP)
Well I'm sorry, we're not in a cave.

>>212578024 (OP)
Wish I had plot armor....

why didn't the engineer just leave the company? he's a top-ranking engineer at the world's biggest defense contractor. he could've tripped into another job on his way out

>>212578024 (OP)
>i'm sorry i wasnt listening

>>212578024 (OP)
always surprised by how large jeff bridges looked in this movie

>>212578024 (OP)
this aggression will not stand, man

>>212578024 (OP)
>Cave?

>>212578197
He was a big guy

>>212578197
He's a lebowski, so that's what you call him. That or dude, or duder, or duderino if youre not into the whole brevity thing.

>>212578024 (OP)
I always loved how he whipped his tie in this scene

>>212578024 (OP)
What you do in this situation is place yourself in an empty room with only the tools and box of scraps you believe Tony Stark had and you start from there. Once you’ve figured that out you can improve on the final product. I learned this from a Mr. Gadget cartoon.

>>212578024 (OP)
That's the actor who played the child in the movie a Christmas story.

>>212578147
Tony probably gave his employees good benefits.

>>212578286
he also produced the movie. he's friends with chef favreau

>>212578284
No one knows exactly what Tony had or what he did with it. Other people had all the potential technology he did at that point and yet they couldn't remake what he did and that's the point. He was on a different level than everyone else and just had a certain uniqueness in genius in combining and doing whatever that no one else could do

>>212578024 (OP)
I hate capeshit but based jeff made this movie worth watching

>>212578024 (OP)
TONY STARK WAS ABLE TO FAP!

IN A GOONCAVE!

WITH A BOX OF TISSUES!

TONY STARK FOUND DIAMONDS

IN A CAVE

WITH A STONE PICKAXE

>>212578024 (OP)
name a more powerful scene
and two bald men pulled it off

>>212578488
it's also two naturally full-headed men doing baldface.

>>212578024 (OP)
I WAS ABLE TO FUCK YOUR MOM!

IN THE ASS!

WITHOUT A CONDOM!

>>212578510
>They should be cancelled
As a bald guy in my 20's I feel they are mocking me

>>212578488
imagine being a baldcel kek. make sure to buy more shampoo for yow pwecious haiw

Bald men have no aura

>>212578024 (OP)
... but, Mr. Stane. Aren't you supposed to be a genius too? If you think it's that easy, what's stopping you from making an arc reactor yourself?

>>212578377
That’s why you assume what scraps and tools Tony had and as you move along you obtain the scraps and tools you need to keep building it. Come on man. Tony Stark is an autismo with phony charisma, he’s a dime a dozen.

>>212578197
It’s easy when your co-star is a woman and a midget.

>>212578811
Who said he was supposed to be a genius?

>>212578024 (OP)
It's just biodigital jazz, man.

>>212578811
STANE?

>>212578575
bald chads are the only men with aura. hairfags are too busy preening and buying product.

TONY STARK WAS ABLE TO MATCH MY TEMPO
IN THIS STUDIO
WITH A DRUM SET

>>212579026
>nobody cared who I was until I picked up the box of scraps

>>212578024 (OP)
That had not occurred to us, dude

>>212579626
CHARLIE PARKER WAS ABLE TO PLAY THIS ON BONGOS
WITH A PAIR OF TWIGS

>>212579649
the old man said to take any arc reactor in the place

>>212578522
Kek anon this has no right being this funny

>>212578024 (OP)
how do I look as good as Jeff Bridges did as a baldcel?

>>212578024 (OP)
Is it a flex to be fake bald in front of a bald guy? Or is he saying: "I want to be like you."?

RALPHIE!