What will we think of it?

dyke shoots christcucks: the movie

It’ll be trash like that other lesbian caper, Drive Away Dolls

Has there ever been a film where the fiddlers were rabbis?

there's something scary about how it never stops. This applies to a lot of things but regarding this movie, it pertains to Christianity.

So the Christians have made every attempt at accommodating the Hollywood jews. At this point, they're fag-loving, immigrant loving, muslim-loving, left-wing radicals at this point - abandoning all their values and principles. So how does Hollywood respond? More and more, and more anti-Christian propaganda. Every year, more anti-Christian messaging piled on top of more anti-Christian hatred.

You get the impression that the jews will never be happy until every church is torn down and every Christian is 6ft under. It's like, once they've designated you as an enemy, they won't stop until they're doing to you what they're doing to the Palestinians in Gaza. And there's no negotiating or compromising. You trying to placate them just pushes them to further extremes.

>>212580539 (OP)
Ethan is a talentless fidgety bitch carried by his superior brother
Every shit Coen movie is his fault

One of the greatest directing duos in film making and it's broken up because one of them fell in love with a crazy lesbian. Tragic.

Damn I can't WAIT to watch this movie

>>212580539 (OP)
I wish Aubrey Plaza had the same face and bigger boobs.

>>212580739
Well, yeah. They’re not exactly known for wanting to live in peace with other religions, and that’s becoming clearer day by day

Did Ethan Coen get caught raping a cat who is forcing him into this humiliation ritual

>>212580539 (OP)
Is this a throwback to retro grind house films? If so I’m totally in

>>212580539 (OP)
Might be worth watching if there's hot lesbian sex between Margaret Qualley and Aubrey Plaza, but knowing how much of a faggot Ethan Coen is that's likely not the case.

I will see it because of my love for Margaret, but I'm not happy about it.

>>212580871
You sure you’re not thinking of the watchowskies?

>>212581018
Did she get her front teeth fixed?

>>212581018
she has boobs now?

>>212581022
I wouldn't be talking about the Watchowskies if I was talking about great directing duos.

>>212580871
Bitch, he married that dyke back in 1993. The brother did 14 movies together after, including Fargo and No Country. Could you please go fucking shoot yourself in the face?

>>212580539 (OP)
Drive Away Dolls was such a bad movie.

>>212581042
Push-up bra, virgin

>>212580539 (OP)
Where is her ass?

>>212581162
That’s the curse of that style of pants. The legs flare out and they hide the butt unless you’re packing an extra wide load in the trunk.

>>212580539 (OP)
ethanslop
joelkino

>>212580539 (OP)
this guy has made 2 movies in a row where Margaret Qualley is a lesbian

>>212581022
>>212581079
it's disturbing but not surprising how boldly you type for how little you know

>>212581368
Based

>>212581123
she was flat as fuck though you can't push them up that much

>>212581368
>guy
It's a sexually repressed bitch playing with her favorite doll, lived out thanks to her hubby

>>212580539 (OP)

I like the Coens.

But Christians bad, gays good is not the riveting edgy new material that Hollywood wants me to believe it is.

You want to be edgy? Show me some lesbian domestic abuse and make her investigate a Jewish temple.That would be edgy, that would push buttons in Hollywood. Beating the white conservative dead horse for the five millionth time is getting really boring.

>>212580657
yes, they list their names under the producer credits

>>212580539 (OP)
unrelated but these pants look so cool, what are they called bros

>>212580739
Chriscucks really should stop worshipping a bronze age comic book jewgod if they dont want the atheist jews to dab on them

>>212581486
you're referring to the flare at the bottom?
flared pants.

>>212581412
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ethan_Coen#Personal_life
>Coen married film editor Tricia Cooke in 1993.[28]
Go stick your face in an offboard motor

>>212581368
>>212581018
film is so dead kek

>>212581639
>UHHHHHH EETHY BOY HASN'T BEEN INFLUENCED AT ALL BECAUSE IF HIS WIFE HAD INFLUENCED HIM IN ANY WAY AT ALL IT WOULD HAVE HAPPENED THE MOMENT VOWS WERE MADE
bye-bye now spergy

I get tranny vibes from this whole thing. I don't know why I just do.

>>212581492
Good point Moshi - I mean anon. Sorry.

I totally agree. Time to get with the program guys. Its current year and people still arent trusting the science. Dont forget to vote. Hey, whats your favorite sports team? Any good porn I should be be buying? Did you hear the interest rate is about to up or down? Six month olds can now get Moderna shots; maybe we can drink some craft beer and do some sports gambling our phones while our trans immigrant children get vaccinated against a government-made disease

>>212581492
over the last 50 years,Australians have given 40% of the Australian land mass back to the Aborigines thanks to activism by jews, and they still agitate. Last Australia day, there was a jew calling for Captain Cook's cottage to be burned down. We're tearing down statues, renaming locations that were discovered by white explorers.

It's not a Christian thing, it's a non-jew thing. If they're in close proximity to some non-jewish population, the aggression will start and never ever stop.

>>212580539 (OP)
My opinion depends on the answer to one question, and one question alone:

Does the Dyke-tective get her tits out in it?

>>212581958
Its a non-Jew thing and a Christian thing. The Jews today are not the Biblical Israeli people at all. There was an offshoot of Judaism around 80AD in Rome. This is an oversimplication, but the Jews that stole Judaism are the more white-ish Seth Rogan types. They detest Christians, non-Christians, and ethnically pure Jews (the Arab looking ones). The whole "grow up, marry a nice Jewish boy" trope seen in movies is just keeping bloodlines pure. It all starts with Rabbinic Judaism in Rome.

>>212580539 (OP)
Honestly, it's just a sign of the times. And the art that people make are a reflection of the time they live in. This is the kind of tripe that people are compelled to make because its all they're bombarded with in their social group/social media feed. Just have to accept that the Coens from 20 odd years ago are dead now - same with every director or actor who made or was in something you liked. The zeitgeist killed them and they're never coming back.

>>212582262
Ironically, I think these movies were written about 25 years ago. Drive Away Dolls was set in 1999, and I don't think it was because they decided to make a period piece, it's because that's when he and his "wife" wrote it.
She really doesn't like him, and he forced writing scripts together on them as a couple as a way to keep them together.

>lesbian movie
>poster designed for the male gaze
horse shoe

>>212580539 (OP)
A detective being a lesbian isn't a big deal. The fact that they feel the need to advertise with it, is a red flag. At best, the plot is distracted with meaningly side material. At worst, it has nothing going for it except for the side material.

>>212580539 (OP)
What is this humiliation ritual Coen is going through with these horrible dyke flicks? Does he think if he makes enough his rug-muncher wife will love him again?

>>212580539 (OP)
I remember Drive Away Dolls coming out and immediately getting overshadowed by Love Lies Bleeding. I really hope something like that happens again.

>>212580539 (OP)
what is this gay fluoride stare meant to signify?

>>212580739
What I don’t get is, why doesn’t God put a stop to it? Hell, why doesn’t he protect his own followers?

>>212582744
Yes.
He's probably been dangling making her into a big queer filmmaker in front of her face for decades and it's starting to actually happen finally.

>>212581890
Oof

>>212580539 (OP)
Looks like the 70s but she has a glock.

>>212580539 (OP)
Critics already don't like it. lol.

imagine having the premise of two women kissing and making out one of the least attractive things you could have in a movie.

>>212580539 (OP)
shit premise. cover looks good tho

>>212580539 (OP)
Why is Ethan still making solo Cohen films when it’s obvious no one likes them ?

>>212581042
I'm also confused

>>212580539 (OP)
Drive Away Dolls sucked so I don't have much hope for this one, feels like Ethan Coen is just cranking these in a vain attempt to please his dyke wife

>>212580539 (OP)
she's just another ugly nepo cunt

Feels a bit like Cannes has lost all of its prestige since Parasite

how does margaret feel about getting hypermogged by her sister?

>>212582845
shes the villain, isnt she?

>>212580539 (OP)
Ethan (((Coen)))

>>212582860
Maybe if you had ever actually read their holy book you would understand their religion. Until you have, maybe you shouldn't keep making these "HUH WHAT HOW CAN THEY BELIEVE THAT?" posts, which only serve to reinforce their blind faith because they will notice the people questioning them tend to be catty sadistic retards who always frame their own ignorance as something the Christians are to blame for.

If you actually wanted them to consider other points of view, you would familiarize yourself with the very basics of theirs, rather than high-fiving yourself smugly.

>>212582878
*ahem*
You just change it from "could and would" to "could and will" and remember the god it eternal/timeless/inevitable/can raise the dead, and it goes from a fedora tip to faithful doctrine. The Epicurean paradox is actually quite a good dilemma, it's just sad that only absolute retards ever bring it up in modernity, as if it were some be-all-end-all

>>212583353
She gets mogged by her mother too

>>212582860
>people die, so god not real :(

An incredibly juvenile and genuinely retarded take.

>>212583353
fuck off rainy you're just a megan fox clone, mags is unique

>>212583478
the sister is more brutal since they look more similar

>>212582845
friendly reminder that this woman cheated on her husband with a black man and then he killed himself and she barely even reacted

>>212580539 (OP)
Here you go Ethan
I fixed your movie

>>212582860
>implying death is the end

you know the whole crux of christianity is eternal life right? Have faith, be a good person = getting to live beyond bodily death in God's holy kingdom. It's a simple as that

As for why bad things happen it's because of the original sin. The world is largely left up to its own devices governed by the laws God has put in place to manage it. Now why doesn't he interfere, or do this thing or that thing, or stop this or allow that? We dont know, that's all there is to it.

>>212580539 (OP)
>Charlie Day

Fucking DROPPED.

>>212583571
face on the right looks so fake tho

>>212581676
> bye-bye now spergy
NTA, but you know what they say about glass houses and stones…

>>212584120
That is beauty appears to your simple mind. It is like looking at an angel from the Bible and being spellbound.

>>212580739
Jews are evil devil worshippers and by trying to placate them the 'christians' you speak of have forsaken God.

>>212580539 (OP)
i have seen enough lesbians films for a while. too bad.

>>212580539 (OP)
Lesbians are boring.

>>212582878
take the deist pill

woah it's a le campy B film, i wonder if it'll have wacky and ironic scenes, maybe some crazy sets and wild acting.
funny and unique

>>212580539 (OP)
>Jew making yet another dike film
pic related

>>212580739
>y'know, I'm starting to get the feeling that kikes hate Christians and want to destroy western civilization
You don't say.

>>212580539 (OP)
>aubrey plaza as a lesbian slut
KINO

>>212580539 (OP)
>films men will never understand

>>212583952
>augrey blaza

>>212585925
it's the all consuming obsession. Maybe, in the past, Christianity was a ferocious Doberman, but now it's a fluffy Pomeranian. The scary part is that they'll continue torturing the Pomeranian for no reason.

>>212580539 (OP)
She doesn't look like a lesbian. It only has an R rating. They won't be able to prove she's a lesbian to me.

I watched Drive-Away Dolls and I hated it, every moment of that movie felt contrived and fake and not honest in the slightest. Not one joke felt earned, not one character quirk felt believable, not one lesbian sex scene felt genuine. Everything about that movie just felt hokey and contrived.

And I fully went in just ready to have a good time, turn my brain off for some dumb fun and it was just annoying at every turn.

>>212580539 (OP)
if this movie wont feature carl perkins' song of the same name i am going to be mad

https://youtu.be/Gjxb3Z6aAW4?si=hQT461BJ5etJD9J4

>>212581468
Kek

>>212580539 (OP)
>lesbian
Check
>evil church
Check
>jew director
Check

>>212580539 (OP)
i hate the subversion slop created by evil-willed jews

>>212581486
You will never be a woman

>>212580539 (OP)
Is this real?

>>212589747
Yes Goyim come watch christian bad movie #17352 and eat your vegetable oil popcorn and cola flavored corn syrup

>>212580539 (OP)
Saw the trailer. The entire cast is doing really bad accents.

>>212582878
I don't understand how the last two come back to "Then he is not all powerful". Like who else creates universes? It should come back to he is not all good and loving.

>>212580539 (OP)
>ugly trash
Guys.. I’m starting to miss Weinstein.

>>212591341
Weinstein helped start this shit with that faggot Tarantino and all the other 90s filmmakers who were proto-redditors.

>>212580539 (OP)
I'm starting to think that Aubrey Plaza might be a lesbian.

>>212580539 (OP)
Why did the 70s love brown and orange? literal diarrhea colors

>>212592471
I thought she was Bi like Michelle Rodriguez

>>212592676
That was the decade blacks were finally allowed to have a say in America culture

Black people have brown skin and are nepotistic therefore they browned everything up

>>212582580
Lesbians aren't real. Lesbianism is a tantrum.

>>212592784
All lesbians are bi

>>212592676
Probably some kind of historical revisionism. Due the misleading movie posters.. Psy-op.

>>212580657
>Has there ever been a film where the fiddlers were rabbis?
Yes.
“Last Embrace” from 1979, starring Roy Scheider.
I literally don’t think you would be abke to make a similar film nowadays without being attacked for being antisemitic, do to the plot reveal later in the film.
Several of the actors were also jewish.

>>212580657
They had a movie called "The Epstein Files" coming out about this but they shut it down

>>212593865
This

>>212593065
you stupid fucking buzzword zoomers have no idea what anything means

>>212580539 (OP)
Woke slop

>>212594924
>No buzzwords in that post
>Meanwhile you used “buzzwords” as a buzzword
Seethe lol

>>212594924
>No buzzwords in that post
>Meanwhile you used “buzzwords” and “zoomer” as buzzwords
Seethe lol

>>212580539 (OP)
Nah Emma Stone and qualley sperg aren’t believable as hard nosed characters. Why do they keep pushing this shit, it’s not good.

why cant the jews make good films anymore?