Thread 212583805 - /tv/ [Archived: 690 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/11/2025, 12:37:47 PM No.212583805
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wtf is this
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Anonymous
7/11/2025, 12:38:50 PM No.212583819
Looks like pure kino to me.
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 12:39:34 PM No.212583831
Scenes that make you get up and shout KINO at your tv
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 12:39:43 PM No.212583834
>>212583805 (OP)
seems like a good martial art, just too dangerous to realistically train maybe.
he's also got like super reflexes so he was augmented somehow, i havent seen the movie in a long time but you need some meth or something to get those kind of reflexes and to know to move around the room at perfect positioning. it's not that different than a kid playing starcraft on adderall
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Anonymous
7/11/2025, 12:42:00 PM No.212583859
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>>212583805 (OP)
It was.
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Anonymous
7/11/2025, 12:42:41 PM No.212583868
>>212583834
In the movie, Gun-Kata was developed by collecting data on countless firefights and calculating the optimal movements that have the highest statistical probability to avoid getting shot and killing the enemy - those moves are then taught to people.
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Anonymous
7/11/2025, 12:43:22 PM No.212583876
>>212583805 (OP)
It truly is retarded
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 12:43:56 PM No.212583887
Kino.
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 12:44:25 PM No.212583893
>>212583805 (OP)
>the guards calmly standing behind the door to get shot up like they arent listening to an enormous gun fight behind them
kino, pvre kino
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Anonymous
7/11/2025, 12:44:48 PM No.212583899
>>212583868
Is this canon?
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Anonymous
7/11/2025, 12:45:26 PM No.212583906
>>212583859
Bollywood before Bollywood
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Anonymous
7/11/2025, 12:46:07 PM No.212583914
>>212583805 (OP)
gunfu
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 12:46:09 PM No.212583916
>>212583805 (OP)
American Psycho: Reloaded
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 12:46:54 PM No.212583926
Gun Kata is real
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 12:47:18 PM No.212583935
>>212583805 (OP)
its based
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 12:47:32 PM No.212583936
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Kinography
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Anonymous
7/11/2025, 12:47:34 PM No.212583938
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>>212583906
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Anonymous
7/11/2025, 12:47:36 PM No.212583942
Cocaine put to film
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 12:47:39 PM No.212583943
>>212583899
They talk about it in the movie, I forgot the exact wording.
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 12:49:12 PM No.212583959
It's kino.
What kind of guns did they use in filming? They're cycling but surely it's not blanks?
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 12:49:37 PM No.212583963
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>>212583805 (OP)
resonance of fate
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Anonymous
7/11/2025, 12:50:26 PM No.212583973
Why would they even bother trying to shoot a cleric? it's impossible
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 12:51:58 PM No.212583987
>>212583805 (OP)
i think i hate christian bale in everything except american psycho
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 12:52:24 PM No.212583994
>>212583938
his skill mainly comes from relentless brutality
he never lets up never gives them an opportunity to think
>>212583805 (OP)
and in the gun fight its the same thing, a constant barrage of bullets. he's never ducking behind cover and his reloading is near instant since that's his biggest weakness, a stop in the aggression.
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 12:52:52 PM No.212583999
>>212583805 (OP)
It still amuses me that after he was in this shit, Bale was about to jump off a bridge because he thought his career was done.
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 12:53:50 PM No.212584010
>>212583963
The skirt physics are so hilariously bad they don't even make seeing the panties feel special.
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 12:53:57 PM No.212584013
>>212583805 (OP)
No one knows how to aim.
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 12:56:22 PM No.212584038
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I wish I was this skilled.
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Anonymous
7/11/2025, 12:58:05 PM No.212584057
>>212583859
Kino
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 12:58:11 PM No.212584058
>>212583805 (OP)
>Slides weighted dildos at you to imply you are a fag
Nothing personel
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 12:59:26 PM No.212584069
>>212584038
that one does look pretty dumb i can admit, the guards look particularly useless and retarded. however, at 3 seconds i assume he has already shot them all once. so they're dead, after that he just continually pumps them. so it does make sense they're not shooting back. they're a bit fucked up.
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 1:01:30 PM No.212584093
>>212583899
No...its Gun-Kata.
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 1:02:44 PM No.212584109
>>212583805 (OP)
If I was in that hallway, it wouldn't have gone down like it did
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 1:06:01 PM No.212584144
>>212583805 (OP)
100% this is some exec saying "fuck it just make the matrix again"
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 1:07:57 PM No.212584170
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Anonymous
7/11/2025, 1:10:26 PM No.212584196
>>212583936
Why did that gun fire a musket ball?
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Anonymous
7/11/2025, 1:14:13 PM No.212584247
Why is everyone ignoring that fact that he threw two black dildos at the guards?
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Anonymous
7/11/2025, 1:16:19 PM No.212584265
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Bale should be knighted for this film alone.
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 1:16:46 PM No.212584266
>>212583805 (OP)
Through analysis of thousands of recorded gunfights, the Cleric has determined that the geometric distribution of antagonists in any gun battle is a statistically predictable element. The Gun Kata treats the gun as a total weapon, each fluid position representing a maximum kill zone, inflicting maximum damage on the maximum number of opponents, while keeping the defender clear of the statistically traditional trajectories of return fire.
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Anonymous
7/11/2025, 1:18:12 PM No.212584284
>>212584247
They're American guards.
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Anonymous
7/11/2025, 1:21:07 PM No.212584317
>>212583893
The motorcycle helmets muffle the sound a lot.
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 1:22:10 PM No.212584330
>>212583805 (OP)
It's based
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 1:24:06 PM No.212584357
>>212584196
Because the movie takes place in 1776. The woman is Abigail Adams
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 1:53:50 PM No.212584781
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Anonymous
7/11/2025, 1:54:00 PM No.212584782
>>212584284
Ah, makes sense now
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 2:21:46 PM No.212585212
>>212584781
chris is a top marksman
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 2:24:02 PM No.212585253
>>212583899
no it's a pistol
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 2:24:33 PM No.212585263
>>212583805 (OP)
Its Gunkata you uncultured swine.
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 2:25:34 PM No.212585277
>>212583859
>any last words?
>WHAT?
>ANY LAST WORDS?
>WHAT?
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 2:26:44 PM No.212585289
>>212583805 (OP)
I prefer Wanted's bullet bending personally
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 2:29:29 PM No.212585318
The gun katas. Through analysis of thousands of recorded gunfights, the Cleric has determined that the geometric distribution of antagonists in any gun battle is a statistically predictable element. The gun kata treats the gun as a total weapon, each fluid position representing a maximum kill zone, inflicting maximum damage on the maximum number of opponents while keeping the defender clear of the statistically traditional trajectories of return fire. By the rote mastery of this art, your firing efficiency will rise by no less than 120%. The difference of a 63% increase to lethal proficiency makes the master of the gun katas an adversary not to be taken lightly.
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Anonymous
7/11/2025, 2:30:53 PM No.212585336
Why did he throw two dildos
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 2:31:12 PM No.212585338
>>212583868
>highest statistical probability to avoid getting shot
Its called taking cover
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 2:36:08 PM No.212585405
>>212583963
That does look cool. This was around the time of infinite undiscovery.
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 2:37:23 PM No.212585422
>>212583805 (OP)
proof spinning is a good trick
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 2:37:45 PM No.212585430
>>212584266
Based subtitle reader.
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 2:40:01 PM No.212585464
the whole webm i was wondering what the things he flung in at the start were and when they turned out to be fucking magazines i couldnt stop laughing
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 2:42:39 PM No.212585514
>>212583868
>>212584266
>>212585318
So it's gambling? You could apply statistics all you want but if you fight 100 gun fights eventually you'll run into that 1 in 100 chance
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Anonymous
7/11/2025, 2:45:20 PM No.212585559
>>212583936
The Matrix was a mistake
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 2:48:36 PM No.212585605
>>212585514
We don't see any Cleric surviving more than a hundred gun fights in the movie.
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 2:48:41 PM No.212585609
>>212583805 (OP)
why didn't they just shoot him? they all had automatic rifles