>Dude! We found animal poop!
>It must be from direwolves!
This is the dumbest show.
Even Ancient Aliens made more sense.

>>212584778 (OP)
Brandon Fugal is gonna talk horseshit on Joe Rogan’s podcast and Joe will pretend to believe every sentence of it, I can feel the grift-off coming soon

I like how the freak out at moving lights in the sky when thy are obviously satelltites.

>>212584778 (OP)
if they were really interested in what the anomaly is in the mesa (prob metal deposits) they could just bring in miners and go have a look
>nah let's drill another hole, oh look my broken iphone is malfunctioning, it must be a wormhole to an alien world! ...on the next episode of The Secret of Skinwalker Ranch...

also it's a known fact that metallic deposits in the earth can cause GPS anomalies and dead zones by reflecting the signals

it's the american version of Oak Island, the "let's try every scientific technique except actually digging it up" show

>>212585617
The GPS thing was so dumb.
They have it next to all their radio control equipment for the drones and then wonder why it gets fucky.

>>212585644
>we're getting the 1.6 ghz signal again
while they all have their phones on them and a ton of wireless equipment around the receiver. oh look I just got a text message from my wife

>>212584778 (OP)
>Stuck in the hospital for half a month
>Pretty much only channels to watch are News, Discovery, History Channel
>Watch Ancient Aliens for the first time I. Over a decade
>Narrator still says shit like "but is x really possible? Ancient Alien experts believe it is."
>Laugh and realize I can no longer sit up to reach the remote
>huh I can't lift my left arm at all
>Turns out I was srriously having a stroke

>>212584778 (OP)
>mfw reports of digging come across the security desk

This sjow is kino amd the whole crew would fall apart without the coolest guy there, Dragon