Thread 212586572 - /tv/ [Archived: 503 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/11/2025, 3:42:05 PM No.212586572
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>Classic western
>The white chad stops bar fights, kills Mexican bandits, fights off an injun raiding party, and has a budding romance with an injun cutie

Boomers were satisfied with hundreds of different movies just like this, but you demand “variety” from your CGI fest franchise slop
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Anonymous
7/11/2025, 3:44:19 PM No.212586618
While OP cries about capeshit for the thousandth time this week, I was bust fucking everybody's mom
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Anonymous
7/11/2025, 3:48:30 PM No.212586706
Even back as far as the 30s westerns were fairly egalitarian when it came to enemies. Indians ans bandits were enemies just as readily as they could become allies. Cattle barons and crooked white gunslingers were also archetypal foes.
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Anonymous
7/11/2025, 3:53:00 PM No.212586785
>>212586572 (OP)
My grandad refused to watch movies without horses in them
He didn’t give a shit about horses but he said that movies without horses tended to be gay and dumb
I used to think it was funny but honestly it’s a good rule of thumb
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Anonymous
7/11/2025, 3:53:42 PM No.212586801
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The White Buffalo 1977.
Strange Western indeed.
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 3:53:48 PM No.212586802
>>212586785
Your grandpa was a horsefucker?
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 3:53:53 PM No.212586804
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>>212586572 (OP)
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 3:53:58 PM No.212586807
>>212586572 (OP)
the fundamentals were solid, the hundredth western is still a more enjoyable watch than the third capeshit or whatever shit movie
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 3:54:32 PM No.212586816
>>212586785
Grandson Hands, how are you?
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 3:55:34 PM No.212586838
boomers wtf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJI4gH1gjb0
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 3:55:39 PM No.212586841
>>212586572 (OP)
All the best western characters were white anti heroes that were murderous alcoholics who didn’t give a shit about anyone but themselves.
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 3:57:04 PM No.212586869
>>212586572 (OP)
>Pretend people are saying things they’re not so you can win a fake argument in your head.
Nice.
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 3:59:54 PM No.212586927
>>212586785
Based grandpa
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 4:04:01 PM No.212587016
>>212586572 (OP)
the wild west is a boring setting, I'd rather watch east coast history like Gangs of New York.
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Anonymous
7/11/2025, 4:05:04 PM No.212587043
>>212587016
the wild west is the most kino setting ever
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Anonymous
7/11/2025, 4:06:15 PM No.212587075
>>212586572 (OP)
So you're saying movies should be few, state sponsored and promote only particular values?
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 4:07:40 PM No.212587105
> has a budding romance with an injun cutie
aren't the love interests nearly always European?

name 10 "classic western" movies with a native american love interest.
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 4:09:14 PM No.212587135
>>212587043
not really, there's nothing going on there. everyone's just lazing around drinking and sleeping in a dust bowl. no urgency, no feeling of an event taking place.
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Anonymous
7/11/2025, 4:14:10 PM No.212587221
>>212587135
the calm and the beautiful landscape contrasting the action and the violence is part of what makes it so good, in gangster movies on the other hand everything is ugly and claustrophobic
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Anonymous
7/11/2025, 4:44:35 PM No.212587924
>>212587135
>muh hustle and bustle
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 4:48:32 PM No.212588030
>>212587016
Okay city slicker.
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 4:49:06 PM No.212588038
>>212587221
it's not calm, it's more like silence, deadness. feels of abandoned and neglected areas.
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 4:50:17 PM No.212588061
>>212586618
esl
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Anonymous
7/11/2025, 4:51:59 PM No.212588095
black bart
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>mfw a Black Bart family moves in across the street
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Anonymous
7/11/2025, 4:54:05 PM No.212588148
>>212588061
lol anglo
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 4:57:29 PM No.212588258
My biggest problem with old westerns is the lack of facial hair. The most you'll see outside of character actors is a pencil thin mustache.
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Anonymous
7/11/2025, 5:20:35 PM No.212588909
>>212586706
good point
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 5:28:52 PM No.212589165
>>212588095
>the milky bars are on me!
wtf he mean by this cuh
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 5:42:43 PM No.212589543
>>212588258
Was it a 50s fashion thing? The real 19th century was full of beards and moustaches, after all.