This movie is a boring slog and I’m tired of pretending otherwise.

>>212589683 (OP)
SCUT FARKUS

>it's another "OP is proud of being a retard" episode
Yawn

>>212589683 (OP)
agreed

>>212589683 (OP)
>t.

(You)

>>212589683 (OP)
I'll fucking kill u m8

Shit yankslop
OMZOIKS IS THAT A LAMP WITH A HECKIN LEGAROONY!?!? SO EPIC!!

>>212589683 (OP)
No niggers tho

>>212589963
I'm sorry your father butt fucked you on Christmas Eve, but that was almost a year ago. Let it go.

>>212589683 (OP)
You don't watch it on Netflix in July, you watch that on TBS, in pieces at Christmas, half drunk. Or better, when you are 11 years old, as is intended.

>>212589683 (OP)
BUMPASS'S...!

>>212589963
>SO EPIC!!
It's just a funny little joke that lasts like 20 seconds. It's not supposed to be "SO EPIC!!".
Why are you foreigners such fucking spergs lol.

>>212589963
He was so excited about the prize he had to make himself love it. The wife hating it is just funny and Ralphie wanting to touch and rub on it lol

I came from a Christmas Vacation home, thank you very much.

>>212589963
It was a major award.

>>212589963
OOI YOU GOT A LOISCENCE FOR THEM BANTS MACKERAL BREATH

For me, its Scut Farkus and his little toady

>>212589683 (OP)
There is a sequel and a third movie which actually has adult Ralphie

>>212591443
This.
Christmas Vacation = Soul
Christmas Story = Soulless

Everyone I know that likes A Christmas Story is a painfully unfunny dumbass know-nothing normie bug.

>>212591443
These aren't mutually exclusive and best played back to back with home alone after

>>212591443
>>212591585
We would watch Christmas Vacation and Home Alone (along with some other movies, Charlie Brown, and those old stop motion specials) leading up to Christmas, then watch A Christmas Story on Christmas Eve

>>212591637
Based

CHRISTMAS WITH THE KRANKS MOGS CV AND ACS

>>212591671

>>212591443
This movie is decent, but the first one is better.

>Only I didn't say "negro" - I said THE slur. The BIG one. The queen mother of all slurs. The N dash-dash-dash-dash-dash slur.

"fra-gee-lay" It must be Italian!

>>212589683 (OP)
sorry you don't celebrate christmas anon
maybe you should go back

>>212592119
>BUMPUS NIGGERS!!!

>>212592179
Oh my god chocolate milkazoney just shot out of my nostriloonies xDDD

>>212591577
>Christmas Vacation = Soul
>Christmas Story = Soulless
I'll be waiting for your suicide note faggot. What a shit take.

>>212591443
shitter was full!

>>212589683 (OP)
>What did you just say?
>That's....what I thought you said.
>Get in the car.

>>212591443
Gets better every time I rewatch it

I only remember the scene with Santa kicking the kid down the slide and the Chinese people

Op confirmed to have grown up in a gutter of a turd world country

>>212592564
>shit take
I'll be waiting for your suicide note faggot. What a shit take.

you'll shoot your eye out

>>212589994
There are a couple in his classroom.

I've been listening to Jean Shepherds (the narrator and the author) old radio show and it's pretty funny, peak midwestern humor

>>212591577
>Christmas Vacation = Soul
>Christmas Story = Soulless
It's actually just the opposite.

I love watching christmas movies in the summer and see how my friends react when I log them on letterboxd.