WTF LMAO

does anyone else ever have the urge to just full-on football tackle massive fatties like this so you can watch them waddle helplessly on the ground?

it's like the human version of turning a turtle upside down except the human deserves it

>>212592684
yes, i envision them rolling around like when you dropkick marge in the simpsons hit and run

but it will be her last because she won't fit again

>>212592684
David chase?

Does she have to stand sideways to avoid knocking things over?

>>212592626 (OP)
clearly a victim of door dash contactless delivery during the pandemic lmao

>she managed to fit in there
Criterion Closet confirmed to function on non-Euclidian geometry.

>>212592684
The only good thing about being a manlet is being able to sleep ontop of your chub girlfriend without crushing her. I fell asleep ontop of my 260lbs gf at least twice nownwithout disturbing her

>>212592626 (OP)
>looks terrible
>like revolting gouge out your eyes bad
>keep releasing more press on her
Why? Who benefits?

>>212592761
Even when she was normal size she had the appearance of someone who was only one lifestyle change away from being fat.
Look at her jawline and her shoulders and elbows. She just has all the indicators of someone who will get a new prescription or move to a place where you walk a little less and balloon out like a grazing animal in Spring.

>>212592684
I get the urge to pull you off the fatty and curb stomp you

She’s a big girl. Gonna watch and come back to trash her picks.

>>212592626 (OP)
When you aint Harvey Weinstein's type

>>212592626 (OP)
What's her aspect ratio?

>>212592879

It's the Tony Soprano face phenotype.

>>212592985
Some people don't look natural fat, it's clearly a result of something going horribly wrong. Dunham just has the look of a natural fat person. Bitch managed to get fat between New York and London the crown jewels of "Walkable cities" it's not like she moved to Texas and discovered she could eat 3 lbs of Brisket before she felt full, no she did it in cities full of stairs where it's typically fastest to use said stairs to get to a train and walk a few blocks.

>>212592897
Town Bloody Hall fucking sucks, it’s just metropolitan socialites jacking each other off on stage. She’s a fucking moron to think it’s “feminists versus misogynist” mailer and the chicks are all in on the con.
Streetwise is actually pretty good. But her humble brag about giving a one-of-a-kind poster to the safdies is unnecessary humble brag.
Daytrippers is pure slop. It has a stupid plot twist and feels so underdeveloped that it feels like a sitcom episode.
Night on Earth is one of Jarmusch’s worst.
No big opinions on the others. Okja was funny to watch but I would never sit through it again.

>>212592626 (OP)
How do celebrities get that fat when ozempic exists?

>>212592626 (OP)
Bruh

>>212593121
>Night on Earth is one of Jarmusch’s worst.
I hold the opposite opinion, it's my favourite after Dead Man.

>>212593136
Anxiety medication and body positivity
Lena Dunham's weight is part of her whole creative being and has been for decades. It was a key driving part of Girls. This new show she has is 100% "Fat Girl in the City" writing, hell even shit like Catherine Called Birdy was largely influenced by her need for affirmative body positivity, often to a fault cause it was ultimately supposed to be a kids movie about the "only white liberal living in the past"

>>212593163
...is supposed to be said when encountering spectral deja vu.
I'm not explaining it to you again until you learn real math.
NEW G@LAXY

>>212592895
Based sir defending m’lady

>>212593163
Why'd you post a pic of Bella Ramsey?

>>212592879
you cannot convince me that this is a woman

>>212593163
She looks like the impure king in a wig

>>212593136
ozempic might be worse for you than being obese

I would....

>>212593408
They call it a Dollop of Daisy for a reason. She legitimately looks like she's made of sour cream.

>>212592626 (OP)
Remember when she wrote about regularly stuffing rocks in her sister's pussy as a kid?

I remember her rubbing shoulders with Taylor Swift around the time that HBO show (Girls?) was popular. She looked fairly lean then but I'm guessing the experience of hanging out with Stacies humbled her and she crashed out. Likely got rejected by some chad.

>>212593442
I have no idea, but I assume getting really fat, eating ozempic, getting skin removal plastic surgery then eventually ballooning up again isn't healthy.
>anyway
Lena looks like a bag of wet garbage

She's the final boss of "modern woman"

>>212592684
This is known as “cow tipping” in the Midwest.

It's really something that ozempic is available but some fatties would rather try and force the world to pretend it's normal to be so obese than actually get their weight down

>>212593508
>Likely got rejected by some chad.
https://www.bbc.com/news/newsbeat-37270115

Tyrone actually

>>212592626 (OP)
What did she pick?

>>212592879
She looks so Jewish

>>212592684
>waddle helplessly on the ground
fucking ESLs

>>212592626 (OP)
oh i bet she is super happy because she dont starve... whatever she says she wanted to be an IT girl , the pro fat thing was some hail mary cope move

Criterion lost all credibility when they released that movie about OF and hookers this year.

>>212593508
Look at her new show.
Her Mary Sue's exbf is dating Emily Ratajkowski for her (cause totally the same level of hotness a 200 lb gremlin and the last great Maxim girl) and she immediately jumps to a successful Indie Guitarist who fawns over her when she lands in London.
There is a lot of internal psychology she's working though about her size and coming to terms with being a Big Girl.

>>212593482
>She legitimately looks like she's made of sour cream.

>>212592626 (OP)
seems like they should've gone with the Criterion Bunker for this one desu.

>>212593621
>Look at her new show.
I'd rather not, thanks.

>the rest of your post
Women will formulate vast psychological constructs to explain their interactions with chads and wreak untold havoc on others as they try to manipulate the world to force his cum into their cunts via indirect programming. We used to have a solution to this which was telling women "shut up bitch" but it's a lost art.

She thought it was the snack closet.

>>212592626 (OP)
no, lena! stay away! dont eat them!

>>212593589
Cheerios and sausage.

>>212592626 (OP)
whats up with this fatty?
seeing her a lot lately
is her publicist getting to work or just some anon with a grudge?

>>212593629

>>212593731
She's making a movie with walled Portman so they're plastering her fat ass everywhere to outrage bait and raise the profile of the movie

>>212592879
>Even when she was normal size she had the appearance of someone who was only one lifestyle change away from being fat.
I have bad news for you; she IS fat in that picture, and you have never seen her at a "normal" size, because she hasn't been a "normal" size since becoming famous.

>>212593816

>>212593686
>Women will formulate vast psychological constructs
You really need to get laid

>>212593916
I have and not only did it not change any of my opinions, it made me more convinced of them

>>212593945
You write like an idiot who wants to sounds smart.

>>212594025
And yet in the morning, you will be the idiot.

>>212594025
You write like you enjoy the sexual company of men

>>212592626 (OP)
What the fuck is she turning into?

forget the harpoons, drop some depth charges

>>212592626 (OP)
For the record, she's only 39.
She already looks well over 50 here.

>>212593916
Not him, but it's true.
Women invent enemies in their heads in order to continue perpetuating the eternal victim card.

>>212594214
Chris-Chan

>>212592626 (OP)
>Can she fit on a boat?

>>212592626 (OP)
>can barely fit
KEK

>>212592626 (OP)
Full body physiognomy in action. Disgusting soul creating a disgusting vessel.

>>212592626 (OP)
The Penguin

>>212592684
Nope, I usually get the urge to make love to them tho

>>212592966
Pie R squared

She should get on the Ozempic, she was fuckable once upon a time

>>212592626 (OP)
>Sam Hyde dated this in school
I still ship them.

>>212592626 (OP)
what were her picks?

>>212592626 (OP)
Looks like they had to give the closet an extension to get that land whale to fit

>>212594624
With that witch-like face? Fuck no.

>>212592626 (OP)
She looks so good these days.

Reminder that Girls is trad.

>>212593588
obj is gay, even funnier

>>212592684
someone post that webm

How do you not just kill yourself if you wind up looking that ugly? Why is she still here? Just so that we have to suffer the sight of her?

>>212594624
But now that it's the opposite, it's twice upon a time.

>>212592626 (OP)
It's not the first she's been in a kitchen either lol

>>212592626 (OP)
She really thinks we think she's in the criterion closet? She was clearly airlifted to the criterion warehouse in upstate New York.

>>212592626 (OP)
This is what SSRI bloat looks like. I like her taste though.

>>212592684
You have no idea. Ever since seeing that webm of that fat lady getting shoulder-checked into the ground by some kid.

>>212592626 (OP)
BUILT to be a single mom with a black kid.

>>212594624
So you just never had standards at any point in time, huh? Damn, I don't want to live that sad of a life

>>212592626 (OP)
>almost fills the entire empty space for the closet

I guess no black dudes wanting to fuck her back when she was "only moderately obese" really fucked her up

>>212593121
Okja is obnoxious vegan propaganda, it starts out fun and whimsical and becomes misery porn halfway through

>>212595197
she would eat them both.

>>212592626 (OP)
this nigga the millenial dream shitting on the north western mstreets from halal carts

>>212595004
because she has tons of people to tell how her awesome and beautiful she is no matter how much of a disgusting worthless slob she is.

>>212594724
2 burgers, an Xtra large milkshake, two orders of fries, tendies and a diet coke

>>212592684
yes

>>212592684
Just make sure you hit them correctly the first time to throw them off balance. The "M" in F=MA is a hell of a reality check.

I'd prefer to see her Criterion Pantry picks

>>212595419
https://voca.ro/1b27e1J8j62V

>>212592626 (OP)
>Have Dick Cavett on for the last closet pick which everyone loved
>Throw us with this shit which no one asked for
Who runs Criterion social media?

>>212592626 (OP)
damn chris chan looks like that?

>>212592626 (OP)
Why is she successful I don't get it. How did she get her own HBO show, why don't they give one to one of those struggling overlooked geniuses instead.
How many babies did she sacrifice to Moloch. She's boring and ugly even for (especially for?) a rich nepo jewess. Think of all the talented genius nepo jewesses bred full of charm, wit and grace, but they put this smelly-looking sociopathic hippo in the public eye instead.

Would desu

>>212593121
>Night on Earth is one of Jarmusch’s worst.
Imagine having worse taste than some disgusting unfunny sow.

>>212595891
>a rich nepo jewess.

You already answered your question. She's boring, her family si rich and well connected, and that open doors. Once you get to a certain level you'll get work forever unless you specifically get black listed.

>>212592684
I always wanted to launch one with a catapult just to see what happens.

>>212595965
Yes but even the rich nepo jewesses have to compete with each other. There must be some randomization mechanism, a walrus trained spins a wheel like something out of the Price is Right or something.

>>212596231
They all get a chance and then rise through the ranks. She was smart in that she didn't aim for AAA stardom, rather an HBO show. It had some modicrum of success.

>no architect posting
what the hell?

>>212592626 (OP)
THAT’S A HUGE BITCH

>>212596231
>Yes but even the rich nepo jewesses have to compete with each other.
Yes, but you're evaluating her in human terms. Who would Nurgle choose?

>>212596409
the Architect is tasteful, this is an abomination

>>212592626 (OP)
hilarious people still worship criterion

>>212596409
Lena is the Tofu Dreg of people, no architect wants to take credit for a disaster

>>212592684

The fatties in the youtube comments are absolutely seething at every fat joke

Lena Ham'sdun

>>212592626 (OP)
Did Lady gaga get fat. No wait her real name is stephanie.
Why is she ruining jet black hair, I thought jet black hair was hot now she's ruining it.

>>212596667
Show don't tell anon

>>212596565
More cinematic than some actual movies, true IRL KINO.

>>212593250
I think she craves feeling bad about herself. Her projects all make her "community" look like terrible idiots, and she has to realize she's creating some sort of blowback. I think she promotes body positivity because she wants people to make fun of her. It isn't masochism per se, it's an addiction to shame.

>>212596894

A jew with an addiction to shame, you say? What a novel concept.

If I had a huge dick I'd only fuck fat women like her. Imagine the plapping sounds.

Lena Dunatealllllllldaham

>>212593116
rich people don't use the subway numbskull, they have private black SUVs drive them around

Here are her picks:
>Fried Green Tomatoes
>Milk
>Mystic Pizza
>Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs
>Good Burger
>The Taste of Things
>A Fridge Too Far
>Chocolat
>Licorice Pizza
>What's Eating Gilbert Grape?

>>212597083
False

>>212594866
>2010 whores are now trad
get me off this ride

>>212596484
They still bring films to BluRay that otherwise would not be. I don't care about the shit they release to be profitable and stay afloat.

>this week we have to shoot the criterion closet in the criterion warehouse for our special guest

>>212597122

>>212592684
No because you have to touch them, and you'll be wondering if you stepped on dog shit all day, and then you'll remember you touched the butterball for second and feel foolish.

>>212592626 (OP)
There's no excuse to look like that in a world where Ozempic exist. So what I think is she's only doing it for attention or I'm wrong and it's the usual women retardation where they find virtue in being fat.

>>212592626 (OP)
she's got reasonably kino tastes

>>212596565
Not the hero we deserve. The hero we need.

>>212596565
https://youtu.be/Q-WQhltJjMo

>>212594355
50 Stone?
She looks like she'll die of fat by 50

>>212592626 (OP)
700lb soon? WE NEED A BIGGER CLOSET

>>212592626 (OP)
What makes obese women so fucking repulsive?

>>212596484
I watched Deep Cover. It was criterion rip. Why would they put such a shitty movie in the collection? Made me lose all respect

>have tons of money and access to personal trainers and dieticians
>decide to inhale fast food slop like some deranged barnyard animal

Is it self hatred?