ITT: times you acted like John Lighthouse

I jerked off just a while ago.

>>212593982 (OP)
That time I beat the shit out of Willam Dafoe

>ahhhhh I'm Lighthousing!!
>HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARK!!!!!

Fucking really?

I fucked a steak

>>212594065
Common NYC passtime, can confirm

>where did we put that light again?
>don't tell me you left it in the house...
>I don't believe it...
>doth my eyes deceive me?
>there's no doubt.....
>surely this is The Lighthouse (2019)

Bravo eggers

>>212594048
Me too.
My fantasies are getting pretty sad though

>>212594093
Prove it