Thread 212598413 - /tv/ [Archived: 715 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/11/2025, 10:21:19 PM No.212598413
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superman spoiler
lemme just do an extrajudicial killing of a world leader real quick. because I'm a super hero and I can do that. /spoiler
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Anonymous
7/11/2025, 10:23:03 PM No.212598477
Why did Moaner kill the Pusher 3 guy?
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Anonymous
7/11/2025, 10:24:28 PM No.212598539
>>212598413 (OP)
>OPTIMUS!!
>THE GENEVA CONVENTION CLEARLY STATES THAT AN UNARM-
>-ACK!!
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 10:25:42 PM No.212598573
>>212598413 (OP)
why are kikes seething so hard about a villain getting killed in a capeshit LMFAO
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 10:27:00 PM No.212598610
>>212598413 (OP)
based. death to tyrants
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 10:27:11 PM No.212598613
>>212598413 (OP)
idk why no one has thought of doing superheroes on the same side with different interpretations of ethics in the same movie before.
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Anonymous
7/11/2025, 10:28:11 PM No.212598644
That feeds into the points of the forlorn glowies over the superheroes not calling the shots
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 10:29:52 PM No.212598708
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>>212598413 (OP)
>muh pseudo intellectual metaphors
Bravo, Gunn.
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Anonymous
7/11/2025, 10:29:56 PM No.212598712
Honestly I'm okay with superheroes breaking the rules sometimes. As long as they're only killing evil assholes, then whatever.
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 10:30:37 PM No.212598742
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Anyone have the webm of her running in slo motion?
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Anonymous
7/11/2025, 10:30:46 PM No.212598747
>>212598613
It was played for comedy in Black Adam.
>Did you leave one alive to interrogate?
>Wait.....
>*mook kersplats in the background
>No.
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Anonymous
7/11/2025, 10:31:07 PM No.212598767
>>212598413 (OP)
I wasnt going to see it after sean gun said it was pro illegal or whatever but this kind of offsets that
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Anonymous
7/11/2025, 10:31:36 PM No.212598781
>>212598742
>that shot where they're all celebrating at the end in Mr. Terrific's ship and she's just bouncing up and down on the spot

Based /ourslut/
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Anonymous
7/11/2025, 10:32:56 PM No.212598830
>>212598781
She knows what she was hired for. Hopefully the exposure gets her more/better roles.
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Anonymous
7/11/2025, 10:33:38 PM No.212598850
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>>212598413 (OP)
If this is the route capeshit is going, then why not adapt a real story about superheroes imposing geo-political policies?
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 10:35:13 PM No.212598903
>>212598767
He never said it was pro illegal, he just said Superman's an immigrant (which is true, and is baked into his origin), stop falling for the MAGA psyop trying to distract you from acting like the Epstein files never existed.
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 10:35:58 PM No.212598921
>>212598613
The other anon said Black Adam the 1st Deadpool movie was like that when Colossus told him to stop killing but again its always played for comedy
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Anonymous
7/11/2025, 10:36:07 PM No.212598929
>>212598413 (OP)
Netanyahu won't like this.
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Anonymous
7/11/2025, 10:36:25 PM No.212598937
>>212598413 (OP)
Why is this fucking movie in surrender monkey?
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 10:36:45 PM No.212598945
>>212598413 (OP)
he was a bad guy though so he deserved it
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 10:37:44 PM No.212598988
>>212598477
I guess you can say... he got Merced
yeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 10:38:07 PM No.212599004
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>>212598413 (OP)
OYYYYYY
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Anonymous
7/11/2025, 10:38:06 PM No.212599005
>>212598929
new superman is jewish
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 10:38:29 PM No.212599016
>>212598413 (OP)
>Jews sponsored movie depicts an allusion on Israeli's president getting murdered.
Wow, that will show them! And while mouthbreathers are celebrating fictional character's death, real villains will get the money off the tickets.
Bravo!
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 10:38:31 PM No.212599019
>>212598830
Her titties were bouncing all over the place in The Suicide Squad too (she was the secretary to the general in Corto Maltese)
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Anonymous
7/11/2025, 10:38:41 PM No.212599021
>>212598708
My neighbors dog found this in the backyard clutching a black dildo but he kicked it away to make the picture work safe.
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 10:39:09 PM No.212599033
>>212598413 (OP)
Did that make you piss and cry, chud?
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Anonymous
7/11/2025, 10:39:22 PM No.212599041
>>212598413 (OP)
Oof this movie was shit
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 10:40:03 PM No.212599065
>>212599019
Yep. She was a one scene wonder. Fuck it, I'll actually buy a ticket for this one.
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 10:40:06 PM No.212599066
>>212598929
No wonder 4chan is so pissed off about it
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 10:40:40 PM No.212599084
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>>212598742
>>212598781
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Anonymous
7/11/2025, 10:41:20 PM No.212599104
retard
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HAAAAAARRRYYYYYYY DID YOU PUT YOUR NAME IN THE GOBLET OF FIIIIIIIIRE
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Anonymous
7/11/2025, 10:42:13 PM No.212599127
>>212599084
It's fucking awesome we have a comic accurate Cat Grant and Steve Lombard
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 10:42:20 PM No.212599130
>>212599033
I'm like literally shaking right now. us chuds have a right to exist and a right to self defense.
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 10:44:00 PM No.212599183
>>212599004
i hated these little fuckers. game already grinds to a halt on this level. fuck rolling into them, it's quicker to jump on their heads with precise timing. but then fuck that, just jump over them.
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 10:44:17 PM No.212599191
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>>212598413 (OP)
YER FLAT! A REAL SUPERHUMAN RESPECTS THE SILENCE THAT SERVES AS THE FOUNDATION FOR CREATIVITY!
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 10:46:34 PM No.212599268
>>212598921
>>212598747
haven't seen Black Adam, but it NOT being played for comedy was the whole reason its good. Hawkgirl just outright murders a prisoner in the same movie as Silver Age superman is saving dogs and squirrels.

thing is that there are still places for it to go in subsequent movies and shows: Gardner is still both a fratboy who takes himself ultraseriously, Hawkgirl can be developed, and both can be in conflict with Clarke and each other over how to deal with threats. so it removes the deadly capeshit feeling that I know everything that's going to happen in advance.
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Anonymous
7/11/2025, 10:49:11 PM No.212599364
>>212599268
That was on purpose, dumbass. They wanted to have a clear contrast between Superman and everyone else.
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Anonymous
7/11/2025, 10:49:51 PM No.212599388
>>212599084
Fine I’ll go watch your fucking movie now.
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Anonymous
7/11/2025, 10:59:09 PM No.212599691
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>>212599033
Yeah, I'm drinking a slurry of 15 alka seltzers right now to quell the bile rushing up in my throat. How DARE the liberals depict Jews being dropped to their screaming deaths. I love Jews so much, almost as much as I love Hitler, this is literally another Shoah and I'm just quaking with impotent rage. Bros why did we anger the libtards, they're going to HATE JEWS AT US, our one weakness!

Why, if the liberals make another movie about killing Jews and throwing Jews off of buildings and running Jews over with steamrollers and feeding Jewish children to pigs and blinding Jewish women and then raping them and burning them alive on a pile of tires and hanging Jews from streetlamps and trapping Jews in gladiatorial cages with bears and eagles and using pedal powered brain bashing machines on Jews and throwing Jews into a pit full of mechanical scorpions and cybernetic cobras and training crocadiles to attack Jews and herding Jews into electricution rooms that vaporize the bodies and making Jews fire a shotgun through a bendy straw to blow their own heads off and shooting Jews out of skeet-shot machines to blast them with 8.8cm flak cannons like clay pigeons and loading Jews into minecart rollercoasters with 88 loopdieloops that then fling them into a giant furnance and making Jews run through the prince of persia spinning blades room and masturbating Jews to death with masturbation machines I'm going to have a conniption fit.
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Anonymous
7/11/2025, 11:26:11 PM No.212600678
>>212599691
you shouldn't speak of our greatest ally in such a vulgar way.
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 11:27:20 PM No.212600724
why do Americans have such unnaturally perfect teeth?
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Anonymous
7/11/2025, 11:29:35 PM No.212600837
>>212598413 (OP)
JDF getting wreck!
Based Gunn
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 11:30:46 PM No.212600879
>>212598742
>>212599084
I can't wait for more Cat Grant...and a porn parody too.
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 11:35:34 PM No.212601079
>>212600724
Europoors are now seething about going to the dentist
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Anonymous
7/11/2025, 11:38:57 PM No.212601208
>>212601079
for repairs and healthcare, sure. look after your teeth.

for aesthetics? shit's like plastic surgery. even when it is geometrically perfect, our brains just know. not like those are your teeth's 'natural shape' or 'natural colour'.
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Anonymous
7/11/2025, 11:46:20 PM No.212601474
>>212598413 (OP)
Why did she kill Boris Johnson?
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 11:47:03 PM No.212601501
>>212598413 (OP)
>Superman, it's bad if you fly to another country and stop a war without any casualties..
>Way to go, Hawkgirl! Kill the leader of another country! We don't care the slightest bit!
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Anonymous
7/11/2025, 11:48:59 PM No.212601570
>>212598413 (OP)
This looks like the NBC Movie of the Week.
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 11:49:30 PM No.212601589
>>212598413 (OP)
>Killing the french prime minister and speaking French to him as you drop him
based
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 11:58:14 PM No.212601932
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>>212601501
Anon people just discovered that Lex Luthor nearly destroyed the world with a pocket dimension that was used as extra-dimensional Guantanamo with full approval of the american government and had detained even minors and aliens. This is Epstein on steroids, Gunn's DCU has a massive political crisis that will drag on for decades.

Thank God Superman will be there to distract us.
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Anonymous
7/11/2025, 11:58:40 PM No.212601951
>>212598413 (OP)
Nuke Israel now
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 12:00:35 AM No.212602019
>>212601932
>with full approval of the american government
nah they clearly had no idea what it was like in there (especially not that Luther was murdering random US citizens as a form of interrogation). the defense sec even apologized to Superman as he was being arrested.
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Anonymous
7/12/2025, 12:02:33 AM No.212602093
The era of the true hero has ended. All the teenage angst millennials never let go of has led to traditional heroes becoming Punisher clones. The Christian roots of heroism have been destroyed in media
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Anonymous
7/12/2025, 12:02:49 AM No.212602105
>>212599364
it has potential that goes beyond just making a contrast with Superman.
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 12:03:03 AM No.212602113
>>212600724
We don't, but people with any amount of money pay extra to get it done because it's very conspicuous consumption. Because it is not provided by the State, there are no lines or waiting lists and dentistry is a competitive field, which increases median quality.

Basically if you're white and you weren't born with perfect teeth, you get orthodontics in youth to straighten them all out. Braces, things like that. This costs thousands of dollars but that isn't really a lot of money here.
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 12:03:33 AM No.212602133
>>212599084
I hate that snl guy
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 12:03:59 AM No.212602145
>>212602093
ah yes Hawkgirl the traditional hero who is the reincarnation of an Ancient Egyptian queen who possessed a suicidal woman.
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Anonymous
7/12/2025, 12:05:27 AM No.212602196
>>212599084
why is she allowed to dress like that?

Perry White (?) is wearing a suit, what gives?
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 12:06:22 AM No.212602243
>>212602093
Superman in the movie is the true traditional Christian hero in the movie. The other heroes are more fault and gray that only make Superman more special.
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 12:08:00 AM No.212602292
>>212601208
I have naturally perfect teeth alignment and I've never worn braces and that's true for a lot of people
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 12:08:56 AM No.212602333
>>212598413 (OP)
This was the only good part of the film because he's clearly meant to be David Ben Gurion. The whole film should've just been the justice gang killing jewish leaders.
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 12:15:23 AM No.212602576
>>212602019
Flagg apologized because Gunn wants him to be one of the good guys, but he's also a fucking idiot who don't understand politics, even if Flagg didn't knew this shit is a fucking bomb. That moment Luthor screams at Superman he has government approval to kill him is on record iirc, that video is enough to fuck a lot of careers and send a shitton of people to jail

But alas, the typing monkeys! Also the world was about to be destroyed but Supergirl was partying, oops sorry!
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 12:16:38 AM No.212602627
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>>212598413 (OP)
>>212598477
Because Gunn hates Snyderkino.
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 12:16:55 AM No.212602640
>>212598413 (OP)
he was french, he deserved it
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 12:17:09 AM No.212602648
>>212602145
Her coming around to the light after all the bad that has happened to her is the epitome of heroism, they threw that potential out the window with this
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Anonymous
7/12/2025, 12:22:16 AM No.212602824
>>212602648
Anon there isn't a single person in the world who actually gives a fuck about "hawkgirl" of all people, just as there won't be a single soul who actually gives a fuck about this shit film a few weeks from now.

And no I don't like snyder I hate his films.
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 12:30:43 AM No.212603171
I don't ever want to hear some faggot complaining about Snyder's Supe killing Zod anymore.

Even in JL/JL:U in the DCAU (20-25 years ago), the JL members were not killing Earth leaders. They knew better than that.

This is more childish leftism from Gunn, as I predicted, the writing was on the wall from GotG2.
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 12:31:38 AM No.212603204
>>212599104
>ARRRRGH I'M SORRY FOR BEING A PRIVILEGED CIS WHITE MALE, I WILL ONLY USE LATINX FROM NOW ON AND DONATE TO DNC, PLEASE DON'T DROP ME
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 12:34:16 AM No.212603320
>>212599388
i wish horrible things to all low impulse simps like you
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 12:44:14 AM No.212603740
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>mfw all the arabs on this site pile on to celebrate and consooooom the first jewish superman because of some weird head canon
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 12:46:37 AM No.212603830
You can have a light hearted movie and still have people die. I mean The Mummy movies did this. You dont need to go completely goofball or wink at the camera at how silly superheroes are. Why are modern writers obsessed with meta humor? Feels like Joss whedon is ghost writing all these movies.
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Anonymous
7/12/2025, 12:49:39 AM No.212603949
>>212598413 (OP)
That looks antisemitic oy vey
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 12:50:32 AM No.212603983
>>212603830
What's meta about hawkgirl killing a corrupt politician?
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 12:52:24 AM No.212604056
Great movie, I really appreciate the silver age feel of some of the scenes and the more modern character study like sections
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 12:55:47 AM No.212604167
>>212598413 (OP)
>>212598477
I’m not taking my kids to see capes murder civilians, fuck that.
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 12:58:45 AM No.212604271
>>212599084
>this whore is a 40 year old hag
took her this long to start spreading her legs for the right producers?