>put on netflix true crime slop
>it turns out to be one of the funniest black comedies of all time
sometimes, if rarely, netflix can be based

Sorry, normiebro. I shan't be watching

>>212599256 (OP)
Literally the craziest story I have ever heard. I honestly think the parents just pimped her out because they admit to as much long before they reveal they were also both fucking the guy.

>>212599290
Not him but you're missing out then.

For me it was the gay handjobs.

>>212599256 (OP)
Whyte people are truly deranged

Let he who hath not given his daughter to a weirdo that says he talks to aliens and makes you suck his weiner throw the first stone.

>>212599256 (OP)
>Hello neighbor. I'm a registered sex offender and my psychiatrist suggested I sleep in your daughter's bed. Would you be ok with that?
>Yes.

>>212599256 (OP)
i saw this a few years ago because /tv/ recommended it
10/10 kino, many keks and head scratches were had

>>212599256 (OP)
The part where the dad admitted on camera the pred pursuing his daughter gave him a handy in the car was WILD.

>>212599559
It was a sexual emergency. The guys wife had sex with the predator too

>>212599559
no no the dad gave the pedo a handjob in his car

>>212599436
>americans
>white
c'mon now

it's easy to throw stones but what would you have done in his situation?

>>212599559
The dude had already kidnapped his kid twice at that point and had spent weeks pounding her like he was working on the railroad the second time. The same time he enrolled her into a catholic school so he could beat it up while she had on the school uniform. I can't even watch this shit again my head is still spinning.

>>212599618
The crazy part was the mom sounding like she still had the hots for him and missed him, that family is royally fucked

>>212599482
it was a different time

>>212599664
He had to get it on

>>212599256 (OP)
>seduces BOTH parents just so he can keep getting the cunny

these had to have been the most fucking gullible people in the world

>>212599256 (OP)
this is a /tv/ essential kino if there ever was one

>>212599559
You can tell he let the guy buttfuck him but he refused to admit it. Like that was the line he couldn't admit crossing.

>>212599398
>>212599421
>>212599559
>>212599664
>Documentary about child abuse, abduction, etc
>Chuds try to frame some softcore gay interaction as the most shocking part
.. no words..

the dad was kinda gay

>>212600929
>redditor trying to frame anons laughing about a crazy part in the movie as them proclaiming it worse than child abuse
literally go back, faggot

>villains whose motives are a mystery, and seem even insane at times

>>212601049
>his dick was out, what was i supposed to do, not jerk it off to completion?

>>212601038
I am

>>212601038
Why are you pretending we all don't come from reddit ?

>>212601049
>IT WAS A SEXUAL EMERGENCY JERRY! YOU CAN'T LEAVE A MAN BEHIND DURING A SEXUAL EMERGENCY!

How do you defend against this Adonis?

>>212601254

>>212601049
the weirdest part of the whole thing is him openly talking about it all in front of a film crew... like what the fuck?

>>212600929
Both parents independently decide to start affairs with the guy they /know/ raped their daughter repeatedly. It was pure madness on full display.

We Pacific Northwesterners be wildin'

>>212601369
It’s was just kid stuff

There is literally nothing wrong with having a JO bud to charge your crystals with in a sexual emergency and it is completely straight. It's even straighter if you eat imitation crab meat and lightly stomp on some model trains but don't break them after too.

>>212600929
There's like a million documentaries about kids getting abused. The abuse being facilitated by seducing both mom AND dad is unusual, and warrants mockery.

>>212599664
There should have been a new law put into place and both parents charged with criminal retardation.

This was the funniest movie of all time. This sexually motivated 95 iq con man just happens across the dumbest family of people ever to exist. What to do? Take advantage of their hospitality? Take them for some money? Fuck the mom? Fuck the dad? Be a pedo and go after the daugher? Dudes like
>im doing ALL of it
The daughter, decades later, still seems unsure of whether it was aliens that told her to fuck the guy. You couldn’t write a funnier comedy if you tried. 10/10

>>212602062
is that you, david boreanaz?

ok i'll watch it jfc

>>212599256 (OP)
this and The Imposter should be watched back to back

>>212599664
He blew him the whole "Jerk me off" was even a cover up so he didn't have to admit he blew a guy who was fucking his entire family

>>212605229
>here's that missing 18 year old white texan i was tellin' you about
the parents accidentally killed the 'missing' teen didn't they

>convinced the girl she was an alien to keep molesting her
This was the funniest shit

>>212605281
>tastes his tween daughter's raped vag on his dick
>"aww shucks!"

I just want to know how much of this situation was the guy beige super convincing and how much of it was the family being super dumb. The family comes across as actually mentally retarded

>Invites the neighbours and just the lil girl on a boat trip
Kek wtf

>>212603421
So is this basically an American remake of Visitor Q?

>>212605961
>I just want to know how much of this situation was the guy beige super convincing and how much of it was the family being super dumb. The family comes across as actually mentally retarded

not watching your girlfriendslop

>>212599256 (OP)
test

>>212599482
boomers

>>212606760
Mormons

>>212605391
what happened to the missing son?

>>212605961
I honestly can't imagine a level of charisma where we could be riding in your truck, and you just pull your cock out and ask for a handy and I just give it to you. If my best friend that I've known for 20 years tried to pull that, I'd punch him in the mouth. The parents have to be barely sentient.

>>212607113
and that was after he'd kidnapped their pre-teen daughter and raped her repeatedly

Alright just to be sure, this is not a mockumentary?

>>212599677
Weird.

>>212607113
>>212607222
Ok but the dude just really needed help for a quick second ok? Why are you guys being prudes.

>>212599398
I agree. Country bumpkin types aren't as dumb and innocent as they look. They're really good at switching into hillbilly mode when under suspicion, but I've met just as many villains in the country as the city.

There's a lot of information missing from this case. Personally I think the gay encounters between the dad and Berchtold were earlier and more numerous than described in the interviews.
>be berchtold
>closeted sex freak and drug user
>notice the guy next door gets very friendly when he drinks
>offer him a little something extra one night, maybe a bump of coke
>he comes back for more, you have sex, this encounter repeats for a while
>wife doesnt know/care because shes also a weak low-IQ closet freak
>get husband to introduce her to this thrilling secret life
>eventually theyre both drug/sex addicts eating from the palm of your hand
>repressed enough they can trick themselves into thinking this is just what close friends do
>get them loopy on some new shit and ask them to hold onto it while you take their daughter for a trip
>when she comes back shes obviously been groomed and molested but so were you so whatever
>let it continue because everyone is having fun and keeping up appearances
This is happening right now in every redneck town in the country just without the documentary

>>212607446
>Country bumpkin types aren't as dumb and innocent as they look. They're really good at switching into hillbilly mode when under suspicion
Primal Fear type scenario

>>212606982
He's still missing IIRC, but given how they fast they accepted a guy in his '30s with a french accent as their missing 18 year old son I assume the parents had some involvement in whatever happened

>>212607635
Having this for a daughter is enough to change a man

>>212607812
the oldest one being fat is probably the one thing that saved her

>>212607812
>Normal nice looking family picture with all smiles
>In reality there is some of the most unbelievable fucked up shit going on

That always adds extra creepiness to these stories for me. You just never know what people are hiding and how they really are behind closed doors (or in trucks).

>>212604606
i watched it...
literally...
what...
the...
fuck...

>>212608192
Now imagine what goes on that you don't hear about. I would burn this earth to the ground if I could.

>>212608192
I’m feeling horny bro can you help me out just between friends

>>212608257

>>212608257
Being real. That is a self defense situation. You have to get it on. He is literally making a move. Take him out (violence not sex)

>>212599559

>>212599256 (OP)
a lot of talk about the dad itt but the mother talking wistfully about the guy who molested her child, like literally giggling and blushing about him, really fucked me up

>>212608257
Is it a sexual emergency? If not then I can't. But if it's a sexual emergency...

>Fuck the daughter
>And the mother
>AND the father
top fucking kek

>>212608575
Women love villains and bad boys (this generally does not include pedophiles but this woman is retarded). Her Best memories are dangerous sex with a criminal while she was married to a faggy nerd

>>212608575
That's to be expected of dumb whores in a documentary about some sick fuck at this point. Not shocking at all. The father on the other hand was something new I hadn't seen before.

>>212608575
Remember she is the baseline Mormon trad women pol lusts after.

>>212608192
you're welcome

>>212599664
Murder the pedo, get your friends together, and beat him up into an unrecognizable pulp.

It is one thing to get into a poly with the man that cucked you, by all means, become a shameless bi-slut craving for the bull's dick. BUT LEAVE THE KIDS OUT OF IT!

>>212608575
Oh poor anon. Still haven’t learned what women are like have you.

>>212599256 (OP)
every person in this story was a scumbag who wanted to fuck, including the girl

>mfw this guy agreed to do the documentary
How much did they pay him?

>>212608631
>this generally does not include pedophiles
oh buddy you have absolutely no idea what you're talking about. being a pedophile is a PLUS because women are retarded. its not even conjecture. grab a picture of a good looking guy and make a fake profile saying you beat women and are a convicted pedophile who WILL rape kids again.

try not to kill yourself when all the 10s and 9s start sending you DMs

>>212608918
>grab a picture of a good looking guy and make a fake profile saying you beat women and are a convicted pedophile who WILL rape kids again.
Someone has to have this image. But its been done.

>>212608686
Yes now you know why women shouldn't have rights.

>>212608756
>including the girl
explain

>>212609113

>>212599256 (OP)
The FBI agent not even know what a pedo was...what an innocent time.

>>212609184
there is no tween in the entire world dumb enough to believe you need to sweetly suckle a grown man's cock or aliens will invade. im sure it was scary or whatever at first but he didnt touch her ONCE or fuck her ONCE. they were having a fuck party

>>212609219
God I hope someone sets up a 24/7 ai to troll women on dating apps. They should share in the suffering of those fucking apps at least a little bit.

>>212609325
it was a different time, kids were a lot less savvy back then

>>212609571
i feel like they'd be more savvy considering they have to be outside and talk to people. if a kid today doesnt google porn, they would know nothing since no one goes outside to socialize anymore. no kid is unsupervised or allowed to roam anymore.

>>212599256 (OP)
Isn't this the one where the parents were complicit and he was fucking the mom?

>>212609689
>he was fucking the mom?
There's a twist.

>>212608846
Nothing. They told him it was a sexual emergency and that he had to be in the doc and give the whole crew handjobs and he was like "okey dokey!".

>>212607446
Reading about the story it does seem like everyone was in on it. And this probably doesn't happen only in hick towns.

>>212609325
She was being threatened; the aliens are a copé.

>>212608575
This drifter was basically the Uncle Jesse of her town who rode in on a motorcycle and swept her off her feet but replace motorcycle with a car and sweeping off the feet with kidnapping her daughter

>>212608575
to be fair, she was married to a closeted faggot for decades, who probably only reluctantly fucked her for appearances and to shut her up. Drug dealer bisexual pedo was clearly the best sex she ever had in her life, and the source of the most fun experiences she's had in a decade+.

While its horrible that she still thinks of him that way, it does make sense. Sex in a long-term marriage is actually a really hard thing to keep lively even in straight couples, both partners need to put in effort somewhere.

>>212609342
i think dating apps have massively peaked years ago and are dying out, because 95% of men on there don't wind up with anyone.

>>212610837
threatened with a hot dicking, which she gladly accepted

>>212607436
Fr it's just kid stuff

>>212605469
>convinced the girl she was an alien to keep molesting her
Seems like a theme. Wtf is this movie, I gotta watch it. Sounds insane

EXPLAIN THIS EYES CROSSED OUT SHIT
I SEE IT EVERYWHERE ESPECIALLY ON YOUTUBE

>>212607980
I wonder if deep down she resented the rejection like Mac from IASIP.
>why didn’t I get blown?

>>212614889
in the distant past we used to censor faces by crossing the eyes out. now it is used for dramatic effect. a false, "look how serious this eyes, its such a heavy case that we're censoring her face". they show her face plenty, thats why its just for dramatic effect

>>212599398
kidnappers fucks all 3 of the family! don't hide yo kids/wife/husband

>>212614889
Take your meds schizo that’s not a thing

>>212599256 (OP)
>pays for slop
kek

>>212615781
>Trannoid retard doesn't know how to steal every single streaming service and get every other piece of media in history for free

Back to /lgbt/, /reddit9k/, or just kill yourself you newfaggot moron.

>>212601369
people need to confess
they used to at the privacy of a confessionary, to a priest and get absolution
nowadays it is to a psychiatrist, psychologist or even on a fucking tv show to some host

>>212609660
>more savvy

Nah, you have no clue how innocent people used to be. Pedos aren't actually common, the internet just highlights bad stuff, so how would average people know, particularly kids? Remember that all people had back then were local papers and like 10 TV channels which basically all kept things family-friendly.

>>212615781
>entire thread about how kino this movie is
>"hurrrrrrrrr slop durrrrrrrrrrrr"
grim

I don't believe in the death penalty on principle. It isn't that I don't think there are crimes worthy of it. I just think letting authority figures decide who should live and die, regardless of the reason, is a slippery slope. That being said, my knee jerk reaction when watching a documentary on this (Idr which one) was that every adult involved should have been killed and every practicing mormon should be herded into their Utah containment zone.

>>212619505
>every practicing mormon should be herded into their Utah containment zone.
Don't worry, Mormons are basically doing this to themselves. All my Mormon friends I grew up around have moved to Utah because their parents are moving to Utah, they've basically given up trying to integrate into the rest of American society.

>>212607446
>Country bumpkin types aren't as dumb and innocent as they look. They're really good at switching into hillbilly mode when under suspicion

100% this. Exactly the same as when those predator poachers catch a brown person and then suddenly its "me no speak da english good"

Let's be real. Who among us hasn't given one or two of their friends a brojob?

>>212607446
>Country bumpkin types aren't as dumb and innocent as they look. They're really good at switching into hillbilly mode when under suspicion
Countrybros... the jig is up

>>212617282
Imagine having to explain mormons to Christians from 800+ years ago. Even Martin Luther could never have imagined the extent of the damage. Fucking embarassing.

>>212607113
>>212607222
there's probably some psychological trick related to hypnosis about the absurd and just pushing it naturally going down a spiral