Take a sit, man

i miss smoking so much bros

>>212600480 (OP)
Take two.

>>212600598
Nothing stopping you. Cigarettes cost $35.50 a pack in my country and I still smoke

>>212600598
I love the smell of ‘baccy but it makes me throw up if I smoke it.

>>212600633
nah I've been clean for too long now (6 years), not worth going back. but I do miss it, the habit, the smell, having something to do with your hands

>>212600480 (OP)
Have a seat. Have two.

he looks so comfy

>have a negroni
>have two
>then a few more
>get shitfaced
>get horny
>women are too much work
>download grindr
>get assfucked by a negroni
>get assfucked by two

>>212600906
>Suck a local cock tonight. Get the cream. Suck a cold cock at 4 o'clock in a mostly empty bar. Suck a cock you've never sucked. Suck the cock of someone you think may have nothing in common with you. Suck a rare cock. Eat the cock. Suck a Negro's cock. Suck two. Be open to a world where you may not want to suck cocks, but suck them anyways. Suck a cock slowly. Suck the tip. Suck your friends' cocks. Suck your own cock. Enjoy sucking cock.

try the cream sauce

When did you realize he was right about everything?

>>212601008
I don't get it

Use a bic lighter. Use a spoon.

>>212600480 (OP)
he looks like he's doing a porno series where he picks up european houswives on their way to the fitness studios, then fucks thems promising a sham marriage but then he sends them off with an insult. he never takes of the glasses during sex

Do you think he killed himself because his Weiner didn't work?

>>212601169
Stop watching porn.

>>212600621
Underrated post

>>212601169
Watch more porn.

>>212600480 (OP)
Who the fuck has a coffee wirh a jambon beurre ?

>>212600906
>>get assfucked by a negroni

>>212600480 (OP)
Dumb esl poster

>>212601633
Joker'D

>>212601633
>Previously on Binging with Babish

>>212604076
>Did you suck...

>>212600480 (OP)
>Eat at a local restaurant tonight. Get the cream sauce. Have a cold pint at 4 o’clock in a mostly empty bar. Go somewhere you’ve never been. Listen to someone you think may have nothing in common with you. Order the steak rare. Eat an oyster. Have a negroni. Have two. Be open to a world where you may not understand or agree with the person next to you, but have a drink with them anyways. Eat slowly. Tip your server. Check in on your friends. Check in on yourself. Enjoy the ride.

>>212604076
>Babish enters the nastiest state ran asylum his wife dumped him at - can't spend any money on private when she has a shopping month at Milan and Paris coming up. Such a strong independent queen.
>Dr. Greenblatt approaches
>"Oh my science, I’m just so heckin depressed and anxious that I’m literally going insane. SAVE ME SCIENCE MAN!!"
>Greenblatt gives Babish a look of mingled revulsion and confusion and beckons the orderlies Santos and Ferros the come over
>"Oh bless you science, heckin valid POC bodies and talents to take care of me!!" Babish exclaims. Santos and Ferros give him the stink eye
>Babish is wheeled at break neck speed in a stray jacket and wheelchair to the only available room
>"Oh science, this is just like my heckin movies! This is just like one flew over the cuckoo's nest! Oh, valid POCs, I know this is just for show but science bless you!!!"
>They dump him into a dingy damp room and lock the door. As Babish comes to his senses he notices Crazy Carl and Big Buck standing over him; his new roommates
>"Ayoo, this lil bitch seems mighty fiiiiine to me. Shieeeeet" says Big Buck. Crazy Carl begins cackling like the madman he is and always will be.
>"Oh, hello fellow cis white man and valid BIPOC. It’s ok for men to cry and show their emotions and go to therapy so I needed to check myself into a here to NORMALIZE THERAPY TO THE CHUDS and-- oh god wait what are these poor oppressed mentally ill individuals doing to me --NOOOOOOOOOO STOP GAPING ME NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO DONT STICK YOUR PENIS INSIDE OF MY ASSHOLE AND HUMP ME AGAINST MY WILL UNTIL YOU CUM INSIDE MY ANUS I JUST WANTED ANTI DEPRESSANTS AND THERAPY AND SYMPATHY FOR ATTENTION NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>212605809
>eventually get bored with raping him normally
>start playing games
>have bows with dildo arrows and first them at his anus. Buck finds his mark, Rapin' Hood-style
>Carl dresses up as a knight with a broomstick with a dildo tied at the end of as a lance and charges whilst cackling
>"NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" Babish wails before screeching when penetrated
>they strap his ass to a basketball hoop in the yard
>Babish hangs there his pants down and sobbing
>they take turns doing 3-pointers with a ball that looks like a bumbleball but with dildos
>they construct elaborate train sets and tie Babish to the floor with his asshole where the tunnel would be, with the train steaming ahead at breakneck speed with a dildo tied to it
>"Choo choo!" they cackle right before the Dildo Express penetrates Babish's asshole and he screams and cries once again
>during Black History Month Big Bucks keeps hoisting Babish up with a rope like a lynching before letting him go before his ass slams into a dildo stuck to the floor and erect
>"dis is for slavery muhfuka!" he taunts
>during Halloween Carl bursts into Babish's room in Leatherface getup with a dildo chainsaw and gives him the assrape of a lifetime leaving him afterwards to quiver in the corner shitting out his own blood
>during Christmas they rent a reindeer but instead of having a bright red nose it's a big ass dragon dildo and they make it charge to Babish's asshole
>months and months of creative ways to rape him as all he can do is cry and sob and scream when his asshole is penetrated

>>212600480 (OP)
>coffee
>baguette with ham or turkey inside
So is this his breakfast?

>>212601096

>>212600722
i feel you. smoking itself sucks but everything around it is great. one of the devil's most intricate designs

>>212600843
i doubt he's comfy in hell, but then again that's where his people are from.

Realizing that I am not missing out on anything by never going outside was euphoric

>>212600598
I quit cold turkey 5 years ago. I still want a cigarette almost every day.

>>212605921
Kek

Rick Beato really loves Eddie Fucking Van Halen. R.I.P. So don't I.

He looks incredibly jewish.

>>212606131
He killed himself over a chick he only knew for 2 years?

>>212606131
Based AB killed himself before getting more cucked