what the fuck

>>212602118 (OP)
FUCK you

Worth a watch?

>>212602140

>>212602118 (OP)
Asbestos

>>212602118 (OP)
I watched this alongside three other horror kinos last fall.

Hell House LLC > Grave Encounters > Session 9

>"My. Name. Is. Session 12."
Can you do another fake voice? Trying to get 20 sessions.

I'm a... I'm a little confused here, man

>>212602118 (OP)
don't mind me anons, just clocking in for work. the wife and kids are good haha yeah real pain in the ass sometimes but love em to death

>>212604294
>wife and kids
why do people like you think anyone believes anything said on here?

I should rewatch this kino. I actually went to an old asylum complex when I was 17 it was very similar to the film location

>>212604323
Everyone on 4chan is a dysgenic loser, this anon most of all.

>>212602118 (OP)
Why did they film this with a camcorder?

>>212604323
did you watch the movie, anon?

>>212602401
It's alright, it was filmed in an old asylum which really carries the movie.
>>212604440
Cheaper

>>212602440
hilarious moment in a otherwise chilling movie.

>>212602118 (OP)
Origin story of chris watts

>>212602440
Is this the best "Fuck you" ever made on film? I think it is.

>>212602440
Needs to include the HEY

>>212604420
No, most of all are the losers who lie to anonymous strangers on the internet that they have a fulfilling life.

Reminder that Simon is in fact a supernatural demon and not le mental illness

>>212607637
Proofs?

>>212602118 (OP)
An anon sold this to me as a horror masterpiece. But it was just a regular slasher with a clichéd plot twist

>>212602118 (OP)
>Mary hurt Peter. She hurt him real bad, doc. Hahahahah!

>Am I talking with Simon?
>You know who I am...'doc'.

>>212602118 (OP)
I can't think of another movie where the whole thing is basically carried by the location itself, shame they tore it down in the late 2000s to build condos.

This was a few towns over from where I grew up and I remember my grandma telling me all sorts of stories about her nursing residency there in the 60s, it sounded horrific.

*elevates your kino*

>>212611243
>>212611293
Gordo is a HUGE part of the movie though, the guy nailed the role in a way that few horror movie leads do

>>212602401
>>212602118 (OP)
Very good flick.
Does the slow burn correctly, not the a24 way

>>212611243
Any good stories from your mom?

>>212611331
Oh yeah no he's absolutely fantastic

I still think about that behind the scenes footage where he's all wild eyed talking about how a voice told him to jump off the roof.

>>212611383
Apparently patients escaped all the time, one was found asleep in her friends bed when she came home one night, she lived less than a mile from the hospital.

Another time a kid went missing and they found his body in the heating ducts after it started to smell, his body had basically melted into the heating coils.

>>212611806
You know your mom fucked the Chad patients right?
The retard big dong with the cut face always gets past around by the nurses

>>212611243
The setting is practically a character in and of itself

>>212612461
It literally is a character, there is a feature of the asylum that looks like a demon face in the scene when Simon first introduces himself to Gordo to Gordo's side.

>>212607465
Best delivered one, yes

>>212612168
passed*, pablo.

>>212612825
You will never be a real Mexican. You have no childhood memories growing up in Mexico, no competent spanish language skills, no genuine cultural knowledge. You are a brown American man twisted by self-hatred and delusions of ethnic grandeur into a crude mockery of nature's natural perfection.

All the validation you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back Mexicans mock you. Your Abuelita is disgusted and ashamed of you, your "amigos" laugh at your incomprehensible """spanish""" behind closed doors.
Mexicans are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed Mexicans to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even Chicanos who “pass” look uncanny and unnatural to a mexican. Your accent and tourist like behavior is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a drunk Mexicana home with you, she’ll turn tail and bolt the second she gets a whiff of your hard shell tacos and "tex-mex" food.

You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning, say "buenos dias" to the mirror and spend 10 minutes with duolingo, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.
This is your fate. This is what your parents choose when they jumped the border. There's no turning back.

>>212612908
>You will never be a real Mexican.
thank goodness.

>>212613004
>She sawed his head right off. Ay caramba...doc!