>It's hard as hell out there!
>All I can think about is sex, and some song called "Tonight Long Stick Goes Boom"!

>>212602785 (OP)
Destroying an alternate/more successful version of oneself sounds satisfying as hell but then that's also probably why I'm a loser in the exact same vein as Carl Prime.

>>212603037
>alternate/more successful version of oneself

It shows that the normal loser Carl is actually the chad Carl because any other version of him would be selling out and denying his true self like that spineless married Carl who hated his life. Better to burn out than to fade away

>>212603150
Except Carl Prime constantly goes on about how miserable and lonely his life is whereas married Carl seems to be happy with his circumstances until his alternate self intercedes.

>You get transported to the alternate universe where you're happy and successful
What's the first thing you do to fuck your own shit up?

>>212603300
Alternate Carl was the same as normal Carl deep down but was too in denial to do anything about it. My take on that