>>212602853 (OP)I self-insert as Artie's son during my re-watches.
I pretend that I'm Tony's simple-yet-lovable buddy that he employs to sweep up around the Bing and he sometimes takes me on missions just in case he needs me to ride around in the car and bitch about the rest of the guys or his family and wants someone to listen to him. Sometimes he pats me on the cheek and tells me I'm a "good kid".
I'm Chrissy's age IRL and I'm somewhat dim-witted and kind of a pussy, so he doesn't trust me to do anything serious but that also means I'm not in any real danger either. It's a really comfy viewing experience. Also I'm secretly plowing Meadow's insane roommate and I kicked Noah's ass just because I don't like him.