Why did The Irishman filter zoomers so much?

Three hours of nothing is boring for anyone

>>212604169 (OP)
Who was the intended audience besides Scorsese aficionados?

I didn't sign up for a shitty Pixar good fellas

>>212604169 (OP)

Real movies do that. Zoomers are only capable of watching and discussing capeshit tier stuff.

It almost filtered me on my first watch then I turned 30 & suddenly realized it's a movie about the mythology they all believed in turning out to be bunk then just waiting to die at the hand of some assassin that doesn't exist because no one actually cared about you, just the friends you murdered.

It's the only scorsese I actually liked.

>>212604169 (OP)
>shopkeeper beatdown.webm

>>212604169 (OP)
It's one of the worst Marty films, but still a 3/5 movie. Tbh, I just like whenever he releases a new film because with Scorsese you always know that he will give you some decent kino, kinda like adding another medal to the wall of fame or some shit, Idk.

>>212604169 (OP)
Watching a 80 year old man pretend to be a 18 year tough guy was too jarring even for audiences raised on cape slop.

>>212604169 (OP)
Faults aside I still enjoyed it and never felt bored watching it. Nice to see Pesci in a mobster role again and Pacino stole the show as always.

>THAT FUCKING COCKSUCKER KENNEDY HAS GOT HIS NOSE SO FAR UP...im going to jail

kill the irishman > the irishman

It's a slow plodding movie based on the ravings of an old drunk liar.

It's not a bad movie, but the fact that it's all fictional and just recycles most of Scorsese's old cliches means it's ultimately skippable. Why watch this when you can watch Casino/Goodfellas again? What does it offer aside from casting actors who are obviously too old for the roles they're playing?

>DUDE WHAT IF I REMADE GOODFELLAS BUT WITH ELDERLY WASHED UP ACTORS THAT CAN BARELY WALK LMAO

>>212604169 (OP)
It's like Goodfellas without all the fun and 30 percent longer.

I'm not a zoomer and I will never watch it again.

>>212604169 (OP)
Is that the image they went with for the film. Just a Goodfellas rip off.

>>212607108
At least he had energy even if he looked nothing like Hoffa.

De Niro seems like he can barely move and what's crazy is he's still acting six-seven years later

>>212607017
and the most galling part is that in the Godfather 2 we watched the older generation, Brando, smoothly pass the guard off to the young rising star De Niro

Then 40 years later, self-entitled boomer De Niro decides he can play a de-aged version of himself better than any up and comer, fails miserably. Any zoomer who paid to see this shit has no self-respect.

>>212607565
That isn't even the worst thing he's done

In a recent movie De niro played two different mob boss characters, who weren't related, every scene is literally just him talking to himself.

>>212604169 (OP)
The violence was too realistic and bloody. See vidrel for example. Be warned if you are a zoomer!

it's scorsceses best film about the mafia. grim realities. pretty detailed and matter of fact. the actual story is really good whether or not it actually happened. a guy having to choose between his fatherly figure and his best friend. really grim.

>>212607994
>he crawled into the shop doors so hard and fast that they shattered

>the Irishman
>3 Italian guys
>>212607994
Is this in the final cut of the movie? Holy shit

>>212607994
This looks like AI slop

>>212607994
Was everyone on the set a yes-man? How come no one called out Scorsese for this shit lmao

>>212607664
In his next film DeNiro is playing his own love interest

>>212608453
they probably bought the lie that everything would be fixed in post

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Filtered. You're right OP, this really is the ultimate filter for plebs.

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>>212608799
>It's shit on the purpose
kys, pretentious faggot.

>>212607562
>De Niro seems like he can barely move
That's what made it all even funnier. He's supposed to be late 20s or early 30s in the movie, but even that dogshit de-aging crap still made him look like he was in his late 50s.

>>212607994
>glass smashes when the guy crawls into it
>DeNiro moves like an autist uncertain of what hes doing
>slams down the wrong foot when trying to smash the guys hand
Gets me every fucking time, there are so many layers to this one webm.

>>212607994
OP here: this thread has shown me that most criticism of the film boils down to "muh de-aging technology" or this fucking shopkeeper scene, and almost never engages with the actual story. Sure, it's slow, but that’s Scorsese deliberately forcing the viewer to confront the dull, hollow reality of a life steeped in violence. It's not like Goodfellas or Casino, where the pace and energy let you revel in the thrill of the lifestyle. In this film, the final quarter strips away the glamour entirely. It doesn’t end in a blaze of glory but in a quiet, painful realization: this life leaves you either alone or dead. It's a powerful, sobering send-off to the golden age of mafia films, retards.

>>212609080
People go at the aging part because it's the funniest. Overall, the plot is dull and is much longer than it really should be, and has a lot of retarded shit in it.

>>212609080
The story was fine, the execution was mediocre and sometimes straight up terrible.

>>212607565
De Niro pretty much said he only does movies for money, because his nigger wife was spending everything he earned and transitioning his children isn't free either.

And Brando didn't pass smoothly shit. He refused to be in Godfather 2, because he felt he should be paid a lot more money. He could totally play the young version, because at that time he was still pretty young.

>>212604169 (OP)
>here’s the kid from Brooklyn I was talking about

>>212609349
kek

>>212607565
The Departed had a boomer gangster and he felt like a demon trapped inside a man's body. Like most boomers he's intelligent despite having drugs. Deniro's problem is he doesn't embrace anything.

>>212604169 (OP)
I'm 50 and while there's quite a few Scorsese movies I like I struggle to pick one out that I love

When it comes to mobslop De Palma did it better

>>212608453
The sets of prestige directors like George Lucas and Scorsese are filled with yes men

>>212609452
I wear these. They are normal thickness shoes for normal heighted men anon. Nothing to see there.

>>212607994
I did better violence scenes at film school 20 years ago with hookers and 10 dollar actors who got paid in coffee

>>212607108
his wig has to be the worst part of the entire movie. Scorsese must suffer severe brain damage if he thought this is good

>>212609080
So? Just like the ending of Casino or Goodfellas

>oh come on Frank. What are this dangerous mobsters gonna do. Kill me?