Thread 212608622 - /tv/ [Archived: 493 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/12/2025, 3:07:13 AM No.212608622
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Why did Voldemort create such an elaborate Rube Goldberg machine to kill Harry Potter?
Why not just sneak up behind him in school and shoot him lol
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Anonymous
7/12/2025, 3:07:48 AM No.212608641
>>212608622 (OP)
>DEH
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Anonymous
7/12/2025, 3:08:39 AM No.212608670
>>212608622 (OP)
harry potter was written by a stupid foid
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 3:09:09 AM No.212608690
Dumbledoor was protecting him and the students once he died he could attack Harry directly
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 3:09:58 AM No.212608715
DULLEST FRANCHISE
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 3:10:10 AM No.212608721
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grow up you childless reddit millennial faggot lmao
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Anonymous
7/12/2025, 3:10:55 AM No.212608740
inb4 the self loathing indian
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 3:11:51 AM No.212608778
>>212608641
ITS TAH.
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 3:18:07 AM No.212608962
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>Why did Voldemort create such an elaborate Rube Goldberg machine to kill Harry Potter?
>Why not just sneak up behind him in school and shoot him lol
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 3:21:01 AM No.212609056
>voldy tricks harry into arriving defenseless in a graveyard BUT WAIT their wands have the same core so they can't do shit to each other apparently
>voldy finds harry defenseless moving to the burrow with a new wand BUT WAIT his wand has like memories n' shit so it defends him somehow lol
>voldy literally uses a direct hit abracadabra on harry in the forest BUT WAIT he had a piece of voldy's soul in him so I guess it killed that piece instead of his own soul, yet somehow he still showed up in the limbo train station even though he wasn't killed
>voldy blasts harry with abracadabra with the strongest wand ever BUT WAIT it's actually harry's wand because he disarmed the little blond trust fund kid earlier and somehow the wand remotely knew that and is somehow loyal enough to literally kill someone trying to kill it's current master despite also being disloyal enough to switch allegiances for the slightest shit
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 4:02:13 AM No.212610246
>>212608622 (OP)
How come there was never a scene with muggles trying to shoot Voldemort and he just deflects the bullets or something to establish that guns wonโ€™t work?
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 4:42:20 AM No.212611475
>>212608622 (OP)
That was literally the first thing he tried moments after Harry's birth and it didn't work.
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 4:43:22 AM No.212611508
>>212608721
>tranime profile pic
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 4:54:56 AM No.212611848
>>212608622 (OP)
Is that the same actor that played Sponk in Star Trek?