43 years old, no kids, no boyfriend. Just goes to work and goes home.

>>212608757 (OP)
>43 years old, no kids, no boyfriend. Just goes to work and goes home.
Gets fucked on the reg.
Goes where ever she wants whenever she wants.
Has money to spend on herself.

Oh no how terrible! Why doesn't she have a soul sucking child draining the lifeforce out of her OP?

>>212608757 (OP)
You're crazy for the true detective line

>>212608842
>implying she wants to go anywhere

>>212608842
>Gets fucked on the reg.
There's no evidence of that.

>33 years old
>no kids
>no girlfriend or wife
>no career
>no car
>no place of my own
its incredible how pathetic life can get

She probably had an affair with one of the cast, maybe Kenan.

>>212608842
>Goes where ever she wants whenever she wants.
She's an attractive woman so that's a no on that count.

>27
>can’t drive
>No job
>no gf
>live with Mam
>in Ireland
kino provides the catharsis that reality is sorely missing. I’m a lucky man desu
https://youtu.be/73hPtwo1sYQ?si=yWbcuzT-RwHvV0fs

>>212608925
>There's no evidence of that.
She's a qt and is an actress. I'm sure she has no prob getting the D.

>>212609060
looks comfy

>>212608842
parasitic anti-natalists like you should just be executed so you can put your human extinction fetish into practice

Cecily Strong had a baby at 41.

>>212608757 (OP)
I always thought she was cute

>>212609152
Cute doggo

>>212609146
human population never should have risen above 500k, we can afford to lose some dead weight. population reduction doesn't have to mean extinction.

>>212609146
bit harsh

>>212609180
she still is
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/txD4RRl8nwA

There’s something dead about her eyes

>>212608842
>Gets fucked on the reg
she’s not a guy. This isn’t a great thing..
>Goes where ever she wants whenever she wants
Alone, and she could be going together with people she cared about.
>Has money to spend on herself.
She still could spend her money on herself with a family. I know you think you made a semblance of a point here, but you missed three times. Not one of your “points” is something that requires you to be alone. All of your activities are enhanced by sharing your life with your family. Is this how you cope with being alone anon? You lie to yourself about all of your “opportunities”? kek

>>212608757 (OP)
Sounds comfy

>>212609378
that's showbiz

>>212608757 (OP)
she would look great with a massive pair of hendricks-tier heaving bosoms. Look at those shoulders, those chubby upper arms, she's built for it.

>>212608757 (OP)
she's really hot in this one specific SNL sketch where she stabs Kyle Mooney as she says "KYLE, I'm going to KILL YOU!" in a sexy whiny voice.

>No coffin please just wet, wet, mud

>>212609378
cool it with the antisemitism

>>212609822
sexiest she's ever been in that sketch, she does a great bimbo voice

does she do the same vagina jokes every other "comedienne" does?

>>212608842
>t.genetic dead end

>>212608757 (OP)
No kids? No boyfriend? What sort of woman is this?

>>212608842
That won't be last forever. She's an attractive woman. She could very well cougar it up for a while. But decades from now, when that sexual currency is spent, what does she have? More to the actual point, what do YOU have? You sneer misanthropic at the concept of a "soul sucking child," which is what you and I and everyone was at one point, but what makes "money to spend on herself" so much better than someone to share it with?

>>212611180
>what does she have?
a fortune of money? she's no A-lister but she's financially secure for life in a way 99.9% of people never achieve.

>>212608757 (OP)
Oldfag here.


I legit find her incredibly attractive. Sure, her sense of humour and kooky playfulness. Beautiful smile. But that red hair. That voluptuous body. Indeed, Sexy … but I must stop.

As a supreme gentleman, a man wise in the ways of seduction, I shan’t go further, because a lady’s virtue is sacrosanct and only curs, incels, and chuds would demean such elegant attributes. But if I would, perchance, happen upon this goddess, or if God hath ordained our meet, I can promise all anons the opportunity would not be wasted nor lost. NAY! Not filth and crimes that new/tv/ may imagine, but TRUE LOVE and a WOOING of HEART and SOVL.

Gadon, Moner, Snood, Beil, etc newfags will never understand. This is Glau territory.

SHE WOULD BE MINE /TV/.

OH, YES.

SHE WOULD BE MINE.

>>212611180
>but what makes "money to spend on herself" so much better than someone to share it with?
She has A LOT of money, and that's what makes the difference. She can very much be the rich aunt that breezes in and out of her nieces and nephews lives spending lavishly and enjoying their company until such time she decides she's had enough. She's also wealthy enough to basically self-fund any kind of personal social projects. She can be a whale in any public social circle.

I wrote a fanfic about vanessa and cecily getting drunk and having a brawl in the writers room

>>212611641
share with the class, anon.

>>212608757 (OP)

>>212608757 (OP)

>>212609146
>have moar babies for my military/labor/sexual meatgrinder fetish
As a father, I sleep better at night knowing you breed fetishists announce yourselves so loudly. Stay the fuck away from my kids, and I'd tell you to keep your hands off yours if you were even capable of reproduction, you fucking scum

>>212609181
That’s a baby retard

she's sexy in the background of the "What Up With That" sketches.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vv98ceYutgQ

>>212609152
Is she really 41? I thought she was way younger

>>212608947
at least you've got your job and your savings

Having a child was the biggest mistake of my life. You retards who are fetishising it either have no clue at all what it's actually like or got lucky with an actual rewarding home life. For most it ends up sucking ass.

>>212609152
THAT big-ass thing came out of her pussy? absolutely disgusting

https://www.reddit.com/r/regretfulparents/

sort by top then come back and say you still wants kids

>>212613816
you have to go back

>>212608947
8 more years and I'll be like you, hopefully it'll be kino

>>212609152
Me on the left

>>212613124
A baby dog?

>>212608842
Antinatslist faggot. Have fun getting your shit kicked in by a Somali immigrant at the nursing home if you don’t shoot yourself in the head by 50.

>>212613782
It's suppossed to be sucking tits you retard

>>212608757 (OP)
You forgot:
>brought enough gum for the whole class

Yikes

>>212613730
I thought she was older.

>>212608947
>44 years old
>never married no kids
>no career
>20 year old car
>1 bedroom apartment
I win.

>>212613782
I can’t imagine being such a loser obsessed with consooming and leisure and lacking basic instincts like reproduction and survival. People like you are pathetic and you’ll surely fuck up your kid. You’re like a mini boomer.

>>212609152
Yeah one kid and through IVF.

>>212608842
How are any anti-natalists still alive? Shouldn't they just kill themselves if they truly practice what they preach?

>>212608757 (OP)
sounds fulfilling

>>212608757 (OP)
I never liked her

>>212611416
>>212611332
What has she done besides SNL? Because I've heard that you really only make a lot of money on that if you've been there 10+ years like Kenan.

>>212608757 (OP)
I get asexual vibes from her. She seems too wholesome and proper for something as degenerate and disgusting as engaging in sex.

>>212610580
Typical actually.

>>212613782
Having kids is something only woman want, no (straight) man wants that shit, they only do it to keep the bitch to stop her “wah I want a kid! Nag nag nag! Muh biological clock nag nag nag! yapping.

>>212615958
She was on I Think You Should Leave

>>212615968
She has a podcast she does with her brother interviewing other comedians, I do think it’s odd I’ve never discuss any past boyfriends or relationships or anything (rare for a woman host on any podcasts) either she’s just private about that stuff or she just doesn’t date kinda hot cuz she’s cute you’d think a lot of mens would want to date her. I know she spent a lot of her childhood sick with cancer or something so that could have something to do with it

>>212613816
That’s the thing about the internet, with so many millions of people there’s bound to be a group out there that validates whatever you think. I could easily find people who claim their kids are the best thing to ever happen to them.

>>212608983
nah Teran Killam I bet

>>212608947
Could be worse. Imagine having to take care of kids without a wife, career, car, or place of your own

>>212612823
You have never had sex, you never will have sex, and you will burn in Hell for eternity. Enjoy carrying that weight you subhuman reddit9k retard.

>>212616345
It's perfectly fine to raise kids poor. You just need to not be a lazy piece of shit.

>>212609152
>woman having a kid in her 40s
That kid gonna have super autism

>>212609146
>>212610445
>>212615476
>>212615726
>All reproduction is a form of egoism
>Your existence and suffering in this wolrd comes from your parent egoism
>If you have kids then your kids will suffer in an even more insufferable times and you're contributing to their suffering, to your own offspring
>Normies cannot comprehend the idea of anti natalism due to their incapability of understanding the irrationality of their will to reproduce and recreate, however this can be tackled if you're producing something else (e.g. being artist = producing art); it explained why pajeet and other narrowminded turd worlders are reproducing like rats while first world countries people decided to stop producing babies
>There are not a single rational argument that could justify pro natalism or babymaking act to this day; religion said that its because god wants you to repopulate, soiyence said that its because genetical way to avoid death of species, but none of them were actually jusify the meaning of the act itself
>Continuing your genes leads to nowhere since god would still destroy the earth and pull a judgement day anyway

>>212608757 (OP)
>>212608842
The millennial modus operandi

>>212616440
Not always. I mean kids born from women of any age can end up autistic freaks. Take your own mother for example.

>>212608842
>soul sucking child draining the lifeforce out of her OP
pathetic childless retard

>>212616480

>>212609822
>>212610199
checked

>>212616494
>any age can end up autistic freaks
nice try but if you are old bitch over 35 your kids are 50% more likely to have autism, sorry

>>212615958
she starred in I Love That for You

>>212616509
>I AM HAPPY
>I AM SOOOOOOO HAPPY
>LOOK AT ME, LOOK HOW HAPPY I AM
>YOU BELIEVE I AM HAPPY, RIGHT?

>>212616476
Yeah nobody follows this gay ass shit other than white people. You're being replaced and you're going to be murdered by your colonizers

>>212616416
It is funny how many people still conflate parenting with income. The rich dude who has like 8 kids he literally never sees is a good dad because he pays a lot of child support, but a working class dude with 2 kids he actually spends time with is a fuckup.

>>212616540
Can confirm, my parents were in their late 30s when they had me, and I’m a super sperg

>>212613124

Children are gay.

>>212615653
Autismbux?

Who's the guy all these bitches are waiting for? Sex and the city Mr big?
Even that nigga is a cuck

If I've hit the limit on sperm donations do I still need to have kids of my own? Wouldn't that leave less time for kino and getting druk?

>>212616480
That’s a rough 31.

>>212616480
>Millennial

That's literally a zoomer woman, anyone 32 and under is a zoomoid. It's also why so many zoom and Gen Alpha women are going after Gen X/Millennial men. Zoomoid men and the earliest Gen Alpha retards fell into the trap of believing all women and getting scared off by MeToo bullshit. Such a retarded cowardly faggot generation. At least the last two before them are still virile and able to pump babies into those stupid cunts. The jury is out on how those kids end up but it can't possibly be worse than Z/A.

>>212616645
Lmao put on a Mexican mustache and say you're jose gonzalez the undocumented orange picker and they'll probably just spread their legs for you right there at the 'bank

>>212616540
>proves me right

Great job autism-kun. You get a banana sticker.

>>212616655
>That's literally a zoomer woman, anyone 32 and under is a zoomoid.
Zoomers starr at 1997, the oldest are 28. Everything else you said is accurate.

>>212616476
>There are not a single rational argument that could justify pro natalism or babymaking
Sure there is. I am based and I am going to breed a 6 foot tall amazonian woman and create an army of genetically superior super soldiers

>Actual anti-natalism troons ITT

LEL how has that worked out for you so far you fucking retarded faggots? This one ended up a pile of meat on the sidewalk after accomplishing NOTHING and actually getting more people to get pregnant and getting duped by some whore that had the actual guy who was fucking her shoot her in the head and now he's going to prison forever, and the gook that helped that homo got arrested and threw himself off a prison balcony and apparently didn't die for a few hours and begged to be saved through a shattered skull and jaw and realized what a retard he was before he died in horrible agony. Lel seriously you are the dumbest fucking retards on the planet.

>>212608842
Why did this trigger the childless pro-breeding chuds so hard? I usually have to pretend to be Indian to get this many (You)s.