That's a filmmaker war crime.

Nolan can't make characters sexy. He's probably an autism.

Nolan seems like a sexless being, the casts hot women all the time and even has sex scenes in his movies but it still feels asexual.

>>212610462
the way actors describe him as being annoying to work with, all particular in neurotic ways, a trve auteur... definitely gives off some Kubrick autism vibes.

>>212610462
In Memento, there's the post-coital morning scene where Carrie Ann Moss is walking around just wearing a long shirt and, you don't realize it at the time, but she must be wearing only her panties. Nolan was very careful to avoid any shots of her from the waist down. Anti male gaze.

Post her on the motorcycle from behind and say that again

that's the way Hathawhore is

Seeing her bald and suffering was the best part of les miserables.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ulJXiB5i_q0

whyd he put a gratuitous shot of her ass in the movie though

>>212611378
that was the stunt, fool

>>212610391 (OP)
Needed to show off the high heels more.

i still haven't recover bros

>>212610391 (OP)
The troon that posted this thread would probably tell you the crackwhore aids monkey in reeves' slop is the peak of sexiness

>>212612885
say that again ?

>>212610462
Yep, al the sex appeal in his movies is a triumph of the female beauty, because its sexy despite Nolan.

>>212610391 (OP)
Michelle Pfieffer is the most sexually charged I’ve seen any woman in any film period

>>212613790
Wasn’t hot

>>212614058
No still does her justice, but in motion she looks superb in that movie.

>>212613790

I thought this was actually a rare case when Anne actually DID seem sexy.

>>212610462
>>212610431
I've contemplated this too, like it's studio notes versus him
Every Nolan movie has a romantic subplot and they're always so perfunctory and asexual

In fact, come to think of it, Memento, The Prestige, The Dark Knight, Inception - apparently the only interesting thing about a romance is how your protagonist reacts after she's dead. Nolan grasps a guy asshurt over his dead gf better than he grasps a guy interacting with his alive gf.

>>212615823
Based Trump saving kittens from illegal Hatians.

>>212610391 (OP)
Anne isn't a very good actress so the blame is partly on her

>>212610391 (OP)
Interesting. First time 4Channer has taken my comment and make it a full thread of its own. Creepy.

>>212616098
>it's real
I 100% believe you and my heart goes out to you dude, because I once made a post complaining about how much I hated Bryan Cranston's Trumbo and then a year later I discovered some other asshole had reposted it 100+ times, sometimes being utterly ignored like I was, sometimes igniting 300 post shitstorms
It was vaguely frightening

>>212610391 (OP)
hathaway IS boring and unsexy
horrible casting

>>212616496
This was my comment verbatim about an hour ago in another thread.

I just wish they would stop fucking around and give us a proper live action catwoman suit

>>212610391 (OP)
I remember being legit pissed off at what an unsexy basic bitch she was, Christopher Nolan is a hack

>>212617860

>>212610462
Yeah he couldn't direct a rom-com or romance movie

>>212610391 (OP)

It's not Nolan's job to personally make you stop being a massive faggot

>>212616098
>>212616496
Sometimes other people are just funnier than you at saying the exact same thing, even in text form

>>212610391 (OP)
Nolans Batman trilogy are the perfect example of those "3/10 movies with 9/10 scenes" memes

>>212615956
>>212610462
i mean just look at the ending of interstellar. vapid and cold.

>>212612885
>>212613149
Not the peak, not as seductive as Pfeiffer, but still radiated sensuality. There was tension there. By comparison, Hathaway, in her spirit halloween getup, looked like she was performing in a cheap student film.

>>212620680
Hathaway gave a much better performance than Kravitz. Fuck off. All she did was pout.

>>212610391 (OP)
Batman Begins remains to be Nolan's only good Batman movie.
TDK is a boring sterile action with not a single ounce of comic book camp, it's not the Batman.
And TDKR is just a mess with a couple meme moments.

>>212612840
sex

>>212610391 (OP)
Ann Hathaway made Ann Hathawayis boring and unsexy.

>>212616098
That's nothing. I've seen my threads being reposted on Reddit and getting thousands of replies.