ITT: Funny Letterboxd reviews

joseph gordon-levitt looks like he rapes boys

>I can't speak for every trans woman (and barely at all if at all for trans men), but this is just one giant dysphoria sink for me. From the familiar to the unfamiliar, from the unease she experiences when I would to the moments she shrives her perceived gender with ease, it's all set carefully to make me feel dissonant, jarred, unattuned, feel as if I am excluded, feel as if I am reduced, feel as if I am inadequate. I don't even like writing about it, because that requires me to think about it.

>She rips open her shirt to prove her womanhood. If I did that, you'd see smaller but similar, feminine, female, woman breasts. If you looked up, you'd probably still see a "male" face. Seeing her easily affirm her own gender despite everything else known about her, despite her "convincing" "performance" as a "man," seeing her judged on her body with such ease is an insult and dehumanizing and just plain depressing. And if you don't get that, I just don't fucking care right now.

I got some tranny to remove their stupid review by calling them a dumb child. How insecure are these people? lmao

Still makes jokercels seethe to this day

https://letterboxd.com/drakonskyr/film/spermula/

my favorite

>>212619631
Very, that's the whole problem with their mental state. They can't take criticism so they look for something that protects them from getting criticised. Hopefully now that there is some precedent to remove the over-protected status (like the UK did) the psychos won't have a way to weasel into a way of not getting criticised.
This doesn't mean you should bully them, the problem will now disappear on it's own.

>>212619819
They/them's the one that is seething. They really hated that there was no mass shooting and the movie made a billion dollars, won the golden lion, and got a best picture nom despite calling it the incel movie.

>>212619834
Kek'd

>>212620124
>OH NO, NORMALFAG SLOP MADE FOR MASS APPEAL MADE MONEY AND WON A BUNCH OF FAG AWARDS? I'M SEETHING, I'M SEETHING SO HARD

guess the movie

>>212621406
Dicks - The Musical

>>212621363
Terrible green text.

>>212621425
Terrible movie, that Joker

>>212621363
Whom are you quoting?

>>212619569 (OP)
none, a letterboxd user is inherently unfunny

>>212619569 (OP)
All letterboxd reviews are unfunny as fuck and offer no insight into the actual movie, just the reviewers baggage forced into it. Go on any movie with John Wayne and half of the reviews are complaining about non existent racism and sexism, or JW as a person, never actually criticising the movie.

>>212619620
>troon making a Shakespeare story (that was funny as fuck because it was a guy playing a girl pretending to be a guy) ALL ABOUT THEM
ignorance, the universe is ignorance, vanity and a little hydrogen

>>212621436
(you)

>>212621423
delet this

>>212621425
Terrible movie, that Joker

There's nothing funny about third wave feminism and zoomers using ebonics, faggot. Not fucking /tv/.

Once every lightyear, there's an actual based review in the top 3 popular ones.

You guys need to smile more

>>212619600
watch mysterious skin

My friend (Nick Mullen) posts funny reviews

>>212619569 (OP)
it's genuinely impressive how women keep deserving less

>>212621543
Both safe AND edgy!?
Now that’s epicly based.

If someone said ”I hope this happens to George Floyd” he would have a crying fit.

>>212621622
Safe? Criticism of Israel is the one singular thing you are not allowed to do in western Europe and United States of Israel

Also, he has made fun of black plenty in Cumtown

>>212621881
You're allowed to criticise Israel, just not the Jews as people. I don't know a single person who isn't anti Israel or completely indifferent to this sandnigger war.

>>212621917
>I don't know a single person who isn't anti Israel
Congrats on being born in a non cucked nation I guess?
And Israel has 50% of the Jews, and 99% of the rest support Israel anyway. Criticising Israel means criticising the vast majority of Jews.

>>212619620

>>212621436
trannies ig

>>212619620
troons are truly insane

>>212619569 (OP)
idk what this is about but the average female twitter account is 50% "Free Palestine" and "Why, yes. I am a lesbian." and 50% posting pics of their celeb crush and being like "Spank me, daddy"

Still gave it a 5/5

lol

>>212619631
I bully letterboxd troons too. It’s too easy.

>>212619631
I bully mods here instead. My opinions make them seethe and they ban me all the time. Any movies for this feel besides home alone 2?

>>212619569 (OP)
The duality of man

>>212621622
he brought up george droid on tafs one time

>>212621622
Retard, did you not ever listen to the bit about Kramer’s lawyer representing Derrick Chauvin in court?

>>212619569 (OP)
Who was in the wrong here?

>>212622870
This SilentDawn faggot is fucking insufferable with his pseud word salad.