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Anonymous
7/12/2025, 10:37:46 AM No.212620198
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So who exactly was the phantom menace?

Was it a cut character?
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Anonymous
7/12/2025, 10:39:09 AM No.212620222
>>212620198 (OP)
the phantom menace was the friends we made along the way
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 10:40:23 AM No.212620240
>>212620198 (OP)
Literally Jar Jar Binks.
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Anonymous
7/12/2025, 10:41:30 AM No.212620254
Dunno, maybe Palpatine and/or the rise of his empire? Watched that flick once as a kid and never since
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 10:41:38 AM No.212620257
>>212620198 (OP)
Yoda. He knew Anakin is a piece of shit, but greenlighted his training anyway.
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 10:43:38 AM No.212620285
>>212620198 (OP)
The alien cow that farted at the screen
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Anonymous
7/12/2025, 10:43:57 AM No.212620291
>>212620198 (OP)
andrew lloyd webber. they use his face for the aliens
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 10:44:10 AM No.212620299
>>212620198 (OP)
Palpatine.
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Anonymous
7/12/2025, 10:44:17 AM No.212620302
>>212620285
yooo the one from kung pow? that shit was matrix as fuxk
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 10:44:20 AM No.212620303
The phantom menace was capitalism.
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 10:44:39 AM No.212620307
>>212620198 (OP)
>cut character
Sort of? That's what phantom means. It means seems to be, but not actually there. Phantom leg etc. The title alludes to the fact that there was no menace. The 'tensions' that were building between the various parties were all hearsay passed around by one guy to create his pretext for ordering an army built. But this was un-done by the next movie because there was a typo on a script where Sido-dyas was written Sifo-dyas which George simply ran with, inexplicably throwing into incoherence the premise of the mystery plot that underlies that movie and the trilogy
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 10:45:18 AM No.212620317
>>212620299
but palpatine was a human not a ghost?
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Anonymous
7/12/2025, 10:45:43 AM No.212620325
>>212620198 (OP)
anakin in this movie is insanely cute shota hot
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 10:46:39 AM No.212620339
>>212620317
None of the characters in Star Wars are human, they're all aliens from a long time ago and far away
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Anonymous
7/12/2025, 10:48:04 AM No.212620361
>>212620240
I seriously would have loved to see where they would've gone with Darth Jar Jar.
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Anonymous
7/12/2025, 10:48:23 AM No.212620364
>>212620339
>Jabba, you're a wonderful human being.
>THEN I'LL SEE YOU IN HELL!

Hmmm maybe Han at least was human, Uncle Owen too.
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 10:50:24 AM No.212620405
>>212620317
He was a force-ghost until vader threw him down an elevator shaft and broke his poltergeist pelvis.
That's why he's back in later episodes.
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Anonymous
7/12/2025, 10:50:48 AM No.212620408
>>212620361
Same. Best and Lucas basically spilled most of the beans, wish I saved all the information. Like Binks being based on another character called "Binx" who was a phantom menace, a bumbling fool on the outside, yet puppet master on the inside. Had the book title and everything, but now google;et al are about as helpful as a hotline jeet.
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Anonymous
7/12/2025, 10:52:45 AM No.212620450
>>212620405
>he's back in later episodes.
Nta, but I almost respect J.J. Abrams for doing that because it certainly hearkens back to the old serials where HE DIDN'T GET OUT OF THE COCK-A-DOODY CAR!!
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 10:55:30 AM No.212620510
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>>212620198 (OP)
The Jews. Wasn't that obvious?
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 10:56:26 AM No.212620530
>>212620408
There's quite a bit still in the movie. The force-talking, the drunken boxing, his subtly pushing Anakin towards Padme and undermining the Jedi and Qui Gon. Maxi big da force.
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Anonymous
7/12/2025, 11:00:43 AM No.212620599
>>212620530
Just realized that AI could meld Ian and Best for a Darth Jar Jar reveal. And I don't mean now with the 2 second crap that everyone has, I mean in five years when it's so good motherfuckers will be sued left and right for it.
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 11:03:07 AM No.212620633
Btw, I am amused when naysayers tell us we're retarded, but they forget that Lucas originally was going to reveal Boba Fett as the actual emperor in either episode VII or later.
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 11:06:42 AM No.212620681
>>212620198 (OP)
the trade alliance.
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Anonymous
7/12/2025, 11:08:29 AM No.212620706
>>212620681
Stop Asian hate
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 11:14:40 AM No.212620792
The real Phantom Menace was the enemies we made along the way