>As he stretched his legs through the Great Hall, Harry caught sight of Ginny holding hands with Dean Thomas. He felt a pang of jealousy and again wondered who he should take to the Yule Ball.
>"I don't approve of it either, Harry," Dumbledore said, having stretched his legs silently up to Harry's side and taking him by surprise, "Never have, never will."
>"Professor?" said Harry, confused as to what the half-moon bespectacled old wizard was referring to.
>"Miscegenation." He gave Harry a long and serious look before stretching his legs towards the door. After a few long strides he turned back and said "Just because I'm gay, doesn't mean that I don't care for the future of the white race. Heil Hitler."
>"Heil Hitler." Harry responded before he had a chance to think about what he was saying.
>A sudden outburst of sobbing made Harry twist around in time to see Ching Chong stretching her legs towards the bathroom.
>Harry sighed and stretched his legs after her, rehearsing in his mind how he would explain to her that he considered her to be an honorary Aryan.

I really stretched my legs reading this

>>212620449 (OP)
>As he stretched his legs
>having stretched his legs
>before stretching his legs
>stretched his legs after her
This is why you don't have ChatGPT write your greentexts, real people don't write like this
>stretching her legs

>>212620554
You haven't read anything by JK Rowling have you?

>>212620554
It's like you're creating bait to get (You)s calling you a newfag

>>212620567
I genuinely believe this phrase only appears once in the entire series

>>212620567
>>212620597
Apologies if I haven't sat through every single WB shill post

>>212620567
No, but I saw her at a grocery store in Kensington once. I told her how cool it was to meet her in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother her and ask her for photos or anything.
She said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but she kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing her hand shut in front of my face. I stretched my legs away and continued with my shopping, and I heard her chuckle as I stretched my legs away.

When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw her trying to stretch her legs out the door with like fifteen Milky Ways in her hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Madam you need to pay for those first.” At first Rowling kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and stretched her legs back to the counter, bringing the Milky Ways back with her.

When the cashier took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, Rowling stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any dishonesty by the woke trans agenda,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t know what she meant, there weren’t any trannies involved in the situation. After the cashier scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, Rowling kept interrupting her by saying that Dumbledore was gay really loudly.

>>212620554
Lurk moar newfag

>>212620449 (OP)
Alright premise but the execution could be a lot funnier

>It takes courage to stand up to your enemies.
>But even more courage to stand up to your friends.
>That is why I am awarding the state of Israel 250 million points!
>I think a change in decorations is in order.

>>212620449 (OP)
I loled anon

>>212620554
Nice baitu

>>212620554
"No!"

>>212620554
DEH!

A reminder this tranny spam thread is obviously the same redd*t faggot that incessantly flooded the catalogue with pretty much all forced meme cancer on the board (founder, better man, prison/“mc content, joker, JigC).

Search “Sethy boy kekitskino bigcockcummer kiwifarms” (no quotes), it’s all his social ids if you want to connect the schizo discord dots yourself.

Sethy is certifiably mentally ill, compulsively obsessed with Simpsons / Family Guy and male anal rape (“crust,” “rags). He hits on a single redd*t “joke” and spams and samefags it relentlessly

His MO is always the same:
- keep posting the cancer over and over, it has to be on the catalogue constantly, multiple threads, and he reposts fails after they slide again and again.
- samefags and bumps relentlessly (most of the replies here already)
- reposts as “contrarian” ..”why does it make you mad” or “what did X mean by this”
- can’t help himself and inevitably tosses his other cancer into the thred, like “QRD?”“b*skin Robbins,” “rockin’”, “kek, it’s kino” or some other obsessive tic.
- gets angry when called out, denies it, and lashes out … then doubles down and goes schizo

Mentally ill people always stick to familiar patterns. Now that you know it, you’ll see it. It’s obviously him.

Deny his dopamine rush and do what must be done.

>>212621065
YWNBAW