Thread 212621535 - /tv/ [Archived: 516 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/12/2025, 11:58:32 AM No.212621535
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god its just so fucking dishonest
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Anonymous
7/12/2025, 12:02:10 PM No.212621599
>>212621535 (OP)
Yes, but it's cool. I mean, did they advertise real horses?
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 12:09:54 PM No.212621722
>>212621535 (OP)
Imagine putting a fleshlight in that horse and letting it rock back and forth against your cock.
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 12:10:45 PM No.212621738
Why the fuck did they cut that horse's legs off?
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Anonymous
7/12/2025, 12:11:20 PM No.212621749
>>212621535 (OP)
Kubrick definitely would've had those people on real horses
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Anonymous
7/12/2025, 12:12:01 PM No.212621757
>>212621738
Ground beef lol
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 12:17:17 PM No.212621838
>>212621535 (OP)
Moviemaking as a whole is about manipulating the viewer, itโ€™s all pretend
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Anonymous
7/12/2025, 12:18:13 PM No.212621847
>>212621838
Maybe in your capeslops
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 12:18:42 PM No.212621852
>>212621838
We should pretend to pay.
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 12:19:26 PM No.212621863
>>212621535 (OP)
disgusting
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 12:20:04 PM No.212621875
>>212621535 (OP)
Why is a real horse a wrong thing here?
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Anonymous
7/12/2025, 12:20:38 PM No.212621891
>>212621875
they ask too much money
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Anonymous
7/12/2025, 12:21:01 PM No.212621896
>>212621535 (OP)
>movies should be real!
i've been to places in Africa where the only movies from the west they can watch are action movies. They generally think they are real. Naming your son Van Damme or something isn't seen as weird.

Now listen to the same cunts say "lol africa, what idiots"
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Anonymous
7/12/2025, 12:22:05 PM No.212621908
>>212621891
Then just get a black one, who cares?
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 12:23:21 PM No.212621930
>>212621875
A real horse needs to be ridden and if it's having a bad day or the actor smells funny the horse might shrug them into a bramble bush. Also, working with animals is fucken stupid and demanding. A real horse would need to be very well trained to have a camera crew within a few feet of it while moving.

Fuck it, use the prop and get that footage in the can so we can get back to the pub and sleaze on locals.
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 12:23:47 PM No.212621936
>>212621896
>Naming your son Van Damme
lol africa, what idiots. thats his surname
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 12:23:58 PM No.212621939
>real horse

>unreliable
>expensive
>has to be trained
>can turn you into christopher reeves
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Anonymous
7/12/2025, 12:24:11 PM No.212621943
>>212621535 (OP)
Insurance costs for a big star actress to ride a horse on set are probably insane
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 12:24:16 PM No.212621945
>>212621875
their union made a horse's ass of themselves
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 12:24:34 PM No.212621955
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>*someone does something*
>THIS IS HOW EVERYONE DOES IT
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 12:26:47 PM No.212621985
>>212621875
horse union
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 12:28:23 PM No.212622005
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>>212621939
>unreliable
Maybe, but not without hilarious results
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 12:30:12 PM No.212622027
Whatever happened to Lee?
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 12:32:18 PM No.212622053
>>212621875
Need to take care of the horse and all while not shooting. Wasn't there some movie where a couple of horses got injured or died or something?
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 12:34:57 PM No.212622089
at least they're filming outside and not in front of a green screen
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 12:36:24 PM No.212622109
>>212621749
9 people died on set of Barry Lyndon.
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Anonymous
7/12/2025, 12:37:33 PM No.212622127
>>212622109
from yawning? lmao
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Anonymous
7/12/2025, 12:38:46 PM No.212622144
>>212622127
too many people were looking for satisfaction