Daisy Ridley is CLEANER

>>212624591 (OP)
Duh she's a woman

>>212624591 (OP)
And I'm DIRTIER

>>212624591 (OP)
IM ACTING

>>212624591 (OP)
I liked this movie fuck you guys

>>212624591 (OP)
Do American toasters not pop up after a set time or is it implied that her toaster's broken?

>>212624591 (OP)
uh...she woke up and didn't take a shower?

>>212624703
American women set the toaster to max so they can pull it up manually.

>>212624701
Since I'm anonymous I'll admit I liked it too

>>212624769
Your secret is safe with me bruva. Also, nice.
>>212624782
Me on the left

>>212624703
>>212624755

Coal

>no toast in mouth
Dropped

>>212624703
Another America obsessed ESL.

>>212624701
I enjoyed it. It's just die a hard reboot with a girl main character

>>212624941
ESL obsessed American. I'm Australian, from a land of working toasters that don't burn your toast if you don't babysit them.

>>212624782
a squeeze?

>>212624975
She squeezed his balls during the hug to remind him to man the fuck up.

>>212624972
American here, a solid half of our toasters will literally just burn shit to a crisp if you don't babysit the machine. Anything else is cope.

>>212624591 (OP)
>sleeps with a shirt on
do women really do this?

There are some angles, but Daisy is acute

>my brother is autistic AND in the lobby? now he's roaming the halls? Aaaagh!
killing off Clive Owen in the first ten minutes and replacing him with a less charismatic villain

>>212625173
It was fun on paper, but the guy who replaced him didn't have the chops to do so.

>>212624591 (OP)
So she actually plays like a Mike Ehrmantraut type cleaner? Or what is this shit about?

i am so tired of women acting/being written like men

>>212625346
Just what >>212624954 said, it's a die hard.
>Daisy Ridley is an army vet who was dishonorably discharged, now a girlfailure barely holding down a job cleaning windows on a high rise
>The only thing she's decent at is caring for her super sperged out brother, who gets dumped on her because he sperged too much at the asylum
>During her shift, Eco-Terrorists pull a Nakatomi Plaza on the tower, successfully lock down but didn't account for one chick being outside cleaning windows
>So she's got to do John McClane shit to save her brother and the day
It's refreshing to see a movie that knows what it is and just executes it well without making everything some pollyanna bullshit.
>>212625364
Case in point, she doesn't act unbelievably masculine. Daisy's character comes off as a girl desperately trying and failing to be 'one of the boys' which is a very real thing with chicks in the military and police. They all have chips on their shoulder.

>>212625527
hard pass

>>212624591 (OP)
I find Daisy attractive. What I mean to say is, I would have sex with her, vagina style.

>>212625030
Stop buying shit toasters dude

>>212625527
>Daisy Ridley is an army vet
Sorry, I don't watch zogslop

>>212625723
Not specifically *my toasters* anon. I'm not a psychopath who wants burnt toast.
>>212625748
Sorry, I don't speak mongoloid

>>212624591 (OP)
Gorgeous. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iUv7V3zuc_8

>>212624701
Are you a middle-class, single woman in her mid 40's? Otherwise I don't know what the fuck is wrong with you.

>>212625586
wot if she did that youre frenulum

>>212625586
so THAT'S how you bypass a compressor!

>>212624706
Imagine the smell

maybe if she wasn't wearing any clothes to sleep she could have dress up faster
Also
>leaving the door of your house open
>brushing theets before eating

>>212628861
But if you brush after eating you then have to deal with bits of food while brushing. We are a disgusting animal

>>212628991
>deal with bits of food while brushing
...what are you under the impression brushing is for?

>>212629029
The bits arent as big if you brush later after eating instead right after eating. I personally never eat, I consume air, pooping is for Neanderthals.

>>212624591 (OP)
she can clean my butta

>>212629738
I eat. Eating is majestic. However, I am active and burn it all off so there's nothing to poop out. I don't even have a butthole since buttholes are for fags.

>>212624701
It came out?

>>212624591 (OP)
>character wakes up late and has to rush to start the movie
this is like film school level novice script writing

>>212629992
yes
>>212627845
Ridley did a good job and everything was simple but well executed. I like a simple, well executed film.

>>212628991
>>212629738
nigger, brushing AFTER breakfast is on the fucking label of the thootpaste
It's literally there so retards like you know when to brush