Cast the inevitable film adaptation

>>212628221 (OP)
It looks quite evitable.

The purple man from Jessica jones.

>>212628221 (OP)
does this shit work cause my mom made me read it when I was homeschooled and I don't think I ever used any of it

Who wants friends or influence? Give me warm pumpkins with holes cut in them

>>212628711
No, these books just give obvious advice for retards like "make friends with successful people" and "don't embarrass your boss in front of people"

>>212628711
This book in particular is complete trash. The best self help book ever written is almost as old as this one though. 7 Habits of Highly Effective People by Steven Covey.

>>212630023
I tried reading 7 habits and it was a chore. Dude does not know how to write in an engaging manner. For that reason How to Win Friends wins by default.

>>212630116
You need to change your paradigm

>>212628221 (OP)
Didn't they already do that with Simon Pegg or was that something else?

>>212630223
You've influenced me, thanks friend!

It's boomer tier garbage

>just look the manager in the eye and give a firm handshake

>>212628221 (OP)
>start applying the lesson of asking people questions about themselves because everyone likes talking about themselves
>After doing enough times I realized that not one person ever asked anything about me

Society owes me big and the debt is huge

You can't help yourself; only God can. Unironically.

>>212632526
The absolute state of you

>>212632540
What do you mean?

Someone needs to sum all of these books up to bullet points. I know half of it is just going to be pointless bloat.

>>212632526
TRVKE