>exotic locales are not featured, whole movie takes place in liminal space
>villain is uninteresting and one-dimensional seething loser
>wastes screentime to have old hag harpy M with an inferiority complex literally call Bond a 'misogynist'
>moneypenny is a frigid ball-busting hypercunt who threatens to file a sexual harassment claim on Bond
>onatop does poor shock value acting of vulgar dominatrix
>sex is depicted directly rather than implied for shock value
>other girl is a plain jane
>action climax consists of tom & jerry tunnel gag where a train runs into a tank
>tank isn't even a t90 but a t55 shitbox
>russian jet sequences are completely fucked up poor quality CGI
>absolutely no interior design or memorable villain lair
>just to show how little effort they put into this whole thing they use a shitty fictional concept helicopter despite Russia having the world's best gunships

Given that this was a time where a $10,000 bribe could secure access to any filming site and anything could be rented in Russia, I fail to see how the fuck they blew this one so badly. Like this is such an obviously piece of shit film that completely deviated from the franchise's winning formula it seems more like a Mission Impossible gag cooked up for money than a Bond film.

I didn't read your post. Goldeneye is kino.

(You) have never had sex.

>>212630975
>Goldeneye is KINO
>how DARE you insult my feminist goyslop!!!!!!

>Soijak poster
>retarded opinion
Into the trash it goes

>>212630891 (OP)
Excellent bait

game was good tho. who cares

>212631137
kys my dude

>>212630891 (OP)
>moneypenny is a frigid ball-busting hypercunt who threatens to file a sexual harassment claim on Bond
Wrong, they're clearly flirting.
>absolutely no interior design or memorable villain lair
You are retarded, the Arecibo Observatory satellite lair is kino.

>>212631217
I don't know why brainwashed NPCs are hyping it up til this day. Yes, the video game was a good release. Has nothing to do with the absolute uninspired, feminist-subverted dogshit movie chock full of stronk independent womyn.

The fucking BMW Z3 was only used for 30 seconds. They simply didn't give a single shit as they made the movie and pushed out disgusting slop. You can tell when the screenwriters and directors hate the content they're working on.

>>212631319
>they're clearly flirting.

She is a frigid insensible cunt who states that she's going out to dinner with another man while Bond (the newly minted cuckold) continues to pursue her as sloppy seconds despite her wretched, prideful little sluttish attitude.

>>212631319
I skipped through half the movie, but as far as I observed there was no luxury or interior design there. Just more liminal space. A truly no-effort shithole of a movie. I am upset I even wasted time on it.

>>212630891 (OP)
>"no exotic locales" or "cool lairs even though we see the Arecibo Cradle
>villain is "one-dimensional" even though he's probably the most tragic and developed Bond villain thus far
>whining about feminism even though M and Moneypenny are both proved wrong when Bond saves the day
>calling a train crash a "Tom & Jerry" gag
>whining about the model of tank and helicopter

>>212631431
>The fucking BMW Z3 was only used for 30 seconds.
Ah-bloo-bloo they skipped the gadget car and replaced it with a tank for one movie.

Fanboys are retarded.

>>212631653
>Arecibo Cradle

It is liminal space. They did nothing to spice it up. They simply depicted a research facility that exists in reality as it is. Compare this to On Her Majesty's Secret Service where the (imaginary) research facility was spiced up with henchmen, luxurious interior design, and beautiful whores from every continent. We also got a nice view of Swiss skiing, urban life, language, and culture.

In contrast GoldenEye rushes through Russia mostly in empty liminal space like the chemical weapons facility in the beginning, the Siberian radar station in the middle, and the graveyard of monuments. They stop in at a nasty little bar that is cowboy themed rather than Russian.

>"the most tragic and developed Bond villain thus far"
>parents are Cossacks
>doesn't have any identifying features or traits that mark him as a Cossack much less Russian language proficiency
>they explain this away by saying they both died when he was 6
>so they introduce an exotic background in an attempt to make him interesting ... and then kill and explain away any meaningful impact this exotic background would have on their character ... yet still expect you to pretend that this villain is exotic and meaningful ... so the shitty actor doesn't have to act and they don't have to force him to

The whole thing is so fucking terrible.

>>212630891 (OP)
>liminal spaces
Bait thread

>>212630891 (OP)
>whole movie takes place in liminal space

>>212632090
>liminal space
Did you just learn that phrase yesterday and want to repeat it over and over? Shut up.

It doesn't need to be spiced up, it's already a great villain lair and a great action setpiece. I actually quite enjoyed the stark, sterile feeling to a lot of the lairs and locales in Goldeneye, it was something different.

Trevelyan's backstory is just to give him a reason for his vendetta against England and Russia, not to make him seem "Russian." He's an evil counterpart to Bond; he's not meant to be exotic, he's meant to seem like Bond, and he does.

>>212631137
>feminist
yeah unironically fuck off you stupid zoomer

lmao fuck off nigger

>>212630891 (OP)
moneypenny, onatop, natalya are all hot. also that women in the car was also hot. what more do you want from a bond movie

>>212630891 (OP)
It's the best Bond easily.

>>212630891 (OP)
Counterpoint

>>212631550
>I skipped through half the movie
I genuinely hope that someone beats you to death.

>>212630975
fpbp

006 was the good guy and right about everything...for england james..
.

>>212632318
>stark, sterile feeling

So liminal space. If you want to watch people fight in cubicles, car garages, and alleys there are already thousands of other movies for that, "it was something different", no, they just whored out the franchise and made it do what was mundane to save money.

>He's an evil counterpart to Bond; he's not meant to be exotic, he's meant to seem like Bond, and he does

So they just made the villain an evil carbon copy of the protagonist as a part of their shitty generic screenwriting. Exactly my point. 1,000s of other movies do exactly that.

This shit was a parody of Bond and basically a generic action film masquerading as a Bond movie for sales.

>>212632744
All Bond movies are meant to be fun action movies thobeit

>>212630891 (OP)
Now that I think about it, Trevelyan’s plan is legit stupid.
>my parents were killed by soviets as part of purges that the british government indirectly helped with
>therefore i will get my revenge on the uk by allying with the soviets who murdered my family
>i will do this by hijacking a highly advanced satellite with super emp abilities and then, i dunno, crashing the london stock exchange or something
I still like Goldeneye though.

>>212632817
Yes, but they are their own distinct subgenre within the action genre and are defined by a higher degree of luxury, decadence, exoticism, mystery, absurdism, and camp compared to other action films. They have gotten shittier over time as critical race theory, anti-colonialism, feminism, and socialism have polluted Western media and chipped away and their ability to provacatively differentiate themselves from the rest of the genre. I heard Bezos bought out the rights or something so maybe he will fix the nadir the franchise has fallen into.

>>212633083
>arglebarglebuzzwordbrainrot
And Goldeneye was before the worst of that shit and is a great Bond action movie

>>212632744
>So liminal space. If you want to watch people fight in cubicles, car garages, and alleys there are already thousands of other movies for that, "it was something different", no, they just whored out the franchise and made it do what was mundane to save money.
It was something new for the Bond franchise, we don't have to visit a fucking tropical island and casino every single movie. And the other movies you mention don't usually have tank chases in St. Petersburg, or fistfights on the Arecibo Cradle, or bungee jumps off of huge dams. If Goldeneye doesn't have enough action and spectacle for you I'd recommend Ritalin.

>So they just made the villain an evil carbon copy of the protagonist as a part of their shitty generic screenwriting. Exactly my point. 1,000s of other movies do exactly that.
But Bond hadn't done that. Trevelyan being a man of action himself and an evil counterpart to Bond was a nice contrast to all the Continental European fatcat-types he had fought thus far.

Bond fans are such babies; they can't handle even the smallest deviations from the formula even after 20 fucking movies.

>the best Bond movie was one of the worst Bond movies
Have we reached peak contrarianism yet? I refuse to believe anyone could say something so ridiculous and not laugh at the idea of others taking it seriously. It's like saying that Morrowind was the worst TES game or that Batman & Robin was better than Nolan's trilogy.

>>212630891 (OP)
It's a good movie. Sorry you either weren't born yet or too young to appreciate it.

>>212630891 (OP)
>liminal space
Stopped reading there, you're a cunt.

>>212630891 (OP)
youre a special kind of dumb

goldeneye is at least better than:
the rest of the the brosnan movies (do you think DaD is better? lmao)
better than most of craig's (with casino royale on par or just below)
better than dalton's film

the most you can argue is that it's always a step below connery's, at best

i bet you wanted a (you) so you got mine

>>212630891 (OP)
It's very overrated but not one of the worst

casino royale was better but goldeneye wasn't the worst. it's a bit dated for my taste. even the lady villain is a caricature of sexually promiscuous women. was she really considered the ideal female body in 1995? glad we moved on to better times where short statured women with moderate to large rumps have taken front and center.