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>>212635737 (OP)

sex files status?

I am closing the X-Files!

>>212635737 (OP)
It just occured to me the premise of the "x-files"; a government department tasked with investigating cases that involve government conspiracies is rather outlandish.

>>212637536
In real life the government approves and then stifles foia requests, same type of shit, really not that unrealistic. Plausible deniability.

>Mulder theres a dead hooker in my apartment. I am now officially reopening the X Files

>>212635737 (OP)
Why is the OP picture so dark Mulder?

>undermines local law enforcement investigations
>gets into turf wars with rival alphabet agencies
>has his own basement office
>meal/accommodation/travel expenses comped by the government when some drunken redneck on the other side of the country thinks he saw bigfoot
he won

>>212638232
On the other hand:
>searches for knowledge, physical evidence and entry to places that even some random henchman or DoD scientist has access to

>>212638319
kek that's true, even a forklift operator in a secret hangar had seen as much as Mulder

>>212638196
It's crazy that that's literally just a plotline from the show and not hyperbole.

>>212635737 (OP)
Has the X-Files thread officially been reopened under your authority, Skinner?

>>212638232
>5 seconds after literally anything happens anywhere
>"im telling you scully this is classic abduction stuff i got stacks of x-files just like this"

>>212635737 (OP)

>>212635737 (OP)
Guys guys

I want you to know

I want to have buttsex with X-Files era Gillian Anderson, if you understand what I mean

>>212638516
Exactly. It’s not a meme greentext storyline you’d read on /tv/ at 2:00 AM. This shit aired on the Fox network in primetime and nobody batted an eye.

>>212640119
This real?

>>212638136
They wouldn't allow someone like Mulder with his background near that type of stuff.