itt times you acted like the 'dain

>>212641408 (OP)
I got diarrhea from eating street food in a third-world country and called it a cultural epiphany.

>>212641433
should've lost the manbun, mumford and sons motherfucker

>>212641408 (OP)
I never acted like this faggot. In fact I go out of my way to squash fledgling versions of people like him, whenever I encounter them.

>>212641433
Two big diarrhea's: painful and smelly, preferably in a rundown public restroom

Have a boy fuck your wife. Have two.

>>212641519
stop busting my balls

>>212641519
Not funny. Your garlic privileges have been officially revoked

>>212641513
>tfw eating a bowl of worms in wet shit and having to pretend it's delicious because there are no whities around

>>212641408 (OP)
Once, in a Taiwanese basket weaving forum, I gave out my opinion thinking it mattered in any way and was completely correct and more correct than anyone else’s fact.

I once walked up to a guy eating sushi the wrong way and strangled him.

I bought pizza at 7/11 when I was in Mexico

>>212641408 (OP)
I treat my morning cappuccinos as a meal.
Whole milk, sugar, strong. Enough to alone get me to the dinner if necessary.
Can't imagine drinking acidic bean water black coffee enjoyers pretend to enjoy while pearl clutching their calorie calculations.

>Do heroine. Do it twice! Mock white people. Go to your local sushi restaurant and attack people eating the food wrong. Get cuckolded by an underage boy. Search your girlfriend's name over 300 times online! Kill yourself after men in flame shirts mock you.

The world isn't the same without him. Who can I emulate now?

>>212642174
ryan gosling has many personal to choose from