ITT Times you acted like House

>>212642059 (OP)
i was a prick to someone that one time

I sexually harrased my coworkers while high at work, but I was right about the problem. Fuckin retards.

I just had leg surgery and housed several bottles of oxys.

>>212642185
Those still exist?

Reminder that he has never apologized for working with Stephen Fry.

This vexes me.

I said to my boss, right to his face, "I disagree". He must really need me. Another boss would have fired me right on the spot.

>>212642059 (OP)
When I threw out the rule book.

>>212642256
And what is Fry's crime? Sleeping with consenting adult boys?

>>212642435
His name should be Stephen Chip. This is England, for fuck's sake.

>>212642059 (OP)
When I was a 13 year old le edgy atheist being a complete dick to a Christian girl in my class.
I'm cringing thinking about it.

>>212642506
Are you an incel virgin or at least incel adjacent (ie. you only have sex with minority women or only have sex with contraception on) today?

He should have been casted as the next doctor who after that one doctor with the smokin irish qt and her cuck bf. The 0 fucks given doctor.

>>212642551
There are no minority women, women are the majority of the planet by a long way (liver longer, born more frequently). Men are a minority, White men are the smallest minority on Earth. Where's my march? Where's my free tendies?

>>212642551
>Are you an incel virgin
no
>you only have sex with minority women
there's barely any minorities in my country

why?

>>212642675
No reason. I know you're posting from Serbia BTW.

>>212642059 (OP)
i called someone dumb

>>212642692
kek, you almost got it

Btw I saw her a few years ago and apologized. Felt good man.

>>212642256
what? What did Fry do?

>>212643277
A bit of Laurie

>>212642473
cheeky bastard

>>212642506
>oh boo hoo hoo le fragile girl was berated for holding completely daft and deranged beliefs
cry me a motherdogging river

>>212642059 (OP)
I was the smartest person in every single interaction I've ever had and was always right (still am)

>>212644365
you don't know her

I broke hippa by recording a naked woman in Antarctica under the guise that we were "checking for swollen lymph nodes"

>>212642185
I just had humerus surgery causr i broke it. They set it with a metal plate and gavw my percocets and extra strength tylenol to take home. Only using the tylenol cause i dont wanna become a drug addict