signs - /tv/ (#212642666) [Archived: 639 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/13/2025, 1:06:23 AM No.212642666
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You don't actually believe the aliens were le demons, do you? Because it makes no sense.
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Anonymous
7/13/2025, 1:08:29 AM No.212642727
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Anonymous
7/13/2025, 1:08:54 AM No.212642740
they were
IRL ayys as well
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Anonymous
7/13/2025, 1:09:15 AM No.212642749
It was a shit movie honestly. Barely anything happens and they die from water.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 1:11:29 AM No.212642805
People thinking that the aliens are aliens wasn't what made this movie a completely retarded shit log, captain upboats
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 1:13:14 AM No.212642858
>>212642727
lmao haven't seen this before
>>212642740
there's nothing in the movie to suggest they were
>b-but the holy water!
they also die to regular water
>the crop circles are actually demonic sigils!
that's not in the film
>b-but the main guy is a priest!
that was a red herring
tl;dr you got had by shyamalan because you went into the movie looking too hard for one of shyamalans trademark twists, but the twist was that this time there wasn't one
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Anonymous
7/13/2025, 1:15:45 AM No.212642928
>>212642727
Kek
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 1:16:21 AM No.212642951
the western Christian mind believes that anything abnormal is demonic in nature
that is why witch and black cat burning was a regular occurrence in Europe in the high to late middle ages
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Anonymous
7/13/2025, 1:17:53 AM No.212643014
>>212642858
>there's nothing in the movie to suggest they were
the western Christian mind believes that anything abnormal is demonic in nature
that is why witch and black cat burning was a regular occurrence in Europe in the high to late middle ages
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Anonymous
7/13/2025, 1:19:45 AM No.212643059
>>212643014
yes I suppose that subhuman retards will always try to kill what they can't understand
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 1:19:58 AM No.212643066
>>212642951
Nobody had a conception of what "aliens" were back then dumbass they didn't grow up watching james cameron movies or getting diabetes at age 14
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Anonymous
7/13/2025, 1:22:41 AM No.212643149
>>212642666 (OP)
>>212643014
>Movie's main character is an ex priest who lost his faith
>never see alien tech or even spaceships
>They react to water like Jews react to the cross
>Can't manage fucking doors a simple contraption yet mastered space or inter dimensional travel? Maybe it was the Sabbath and their sect of reptilian Judaism forbid them from turning nobs on the Sabbath
There's no evidence they are aliens other than dumb people on TV and the kids who think so.
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Anonymous
7/13/2025, 1:23:20 AM No.212643171
>>212643066
>Nobody had a conception of what "aliens" were back then dumbass
kek totally not true at all
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Anonymous
7/13/2025, 1:24:40 AM No.212643216
>>212643149
what if they're undesirables that some advanced civilization decided to dump on earth? that would explain why they have no tech and seem retarded
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 1:25:04 AM No.212643232
>>212643171
oh yeah was there a cool /r TODAY I LEARNED post about that Roman sci-fi novel that was buried for 1200 years somewhere and you read half of it while you were gooning to japanese cartoons, fat kid?
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Anonymous
7/13/2025, 1:26:26 AM No.212643267
>>212643232
you can literally go and read ancient literature that talks about the possibility of other worlds with intelligent life forms
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Anonymous
7/13/2025, 1:30:00 AM No.212643380
>>212643267
Nobody in medieval France knew that you dumb piece of shit
You literally can't conceive of a life where someone's worldview isn't a matter of le upboats
Shoot the autistic part of your brain off so you can take one breath as a human being, thunderthighs
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Anonymous
7/13/2025, 1:30:02 AM No.212643382
>>212643066
The grey look was established in the 1950s and became the mainstream idea of "aliens" by the 1990s. This movie is from 2002 so yeah they are a lazy design ("tall grey") meant to convey aliens.
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Anonymous
7/13/2025, 1:31:23 AM No.212643430
>>212643382
nobody asked and also everyone knows thanks stop posting
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Anonymous
7/13/2025, 1:34:47 AM No.212643529
>>212643380
You think that some peasant wouldn't wonder if maybe something is up there when looking at the night sky?
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 1:38:08 AM No.212643650
the aliens in signs came from within the hollow earth
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 1:38:09 AM No.212643651
>>212643430
This movie wasn't groundbreaking, they are meant to be aliens and they die to water, the plot sucks the end.