Gee I wonder why...

>>212643326 (OP)
I still dont understand why he made a movie about a 2 hour slow chase scene. Thats like the most un Star Wars plot you could have.

He's got better things to do than slopwars.

He's a moron who makes bad films but he did a great service crashing Disney Wars. After Force Awakens, Disney saw a green light to pump out whatever garbage they saw fit, and his masterwork of garbage was secretly trolling anti-art. He killed the franchise dead. Excellent work, Rian. Really.

Personally if I was chosen to make a Star Wars movie, I would make it good.

>>212643551
I would tell Glup Shitto's origin story. I think the time is right.

>>212643383

>one fleet is chasing another fleet through the whole galaxy and the bad guys can't catch up since they're going at the same speed
>during this the good guys devise a plan to send an away team to get a hacker (?!?!) instead of sending an away team to get fuel, which they are running out of
>for this crucial mission they pick the one guy that could be a spy since he's an ex-stormtrooper
>this guy also never comes into any scrutiny, despite the rebels best efforts to see who the spy is

I really don't understand the entire process of writing this movie. Did they not read the plot or the script at all and were just fed random pages every day out of some website that randomly produces plot beats?

>>212643326 (OP)
What a fucking idiot. Knives Out is trash too. I never see a film with such relentless bad acting.

>>212643637
You know Star Wars is in a bad place when a character Twitter made up to mock the EU is the first thing that springs to mind when discussing the series.

>>212643702
twitter unironically created a more compelling character for free than Disney has with billions of dollars
and glup shitto is just a name

>>212643647
>I really don't understand the entire process of writing this movie

>>212643551
real talk: all you need to do is rip off some classic story or another (say Jack and the Beanstalk), insert space things and sci-fi jargon, and come up with a particular idea for an action set piece, preferably in an environment that hasn't been done to death (say a jousting tournament in a gothic castle).
You now have the bones of a SW movie.

>>212643814
>diversity listed twice
yeah because I really want more ugly brown people in my shows and films

>>212643647
The prevailing logic behind Disney Star Wars was
>holy shit they’ll gobble up everything from this brand no matter how shit
And then found out that wasn’t the case

Same thing happened with paramount/cbs nu Star Trek

>>212643702
All they have are memberberries. Trashed the EU, no Starkiller, everything HAS to connect to the Skywalker Saga (even Acolyte had that fucking Plagueis cameo).

But it's not like Disney had hundereds of books, graphic novels, games, and other stuff with beloved well-developed characters to work with. Then again, Disney would've defiled Sunrider or Revan.

>>212643326 (OP)
I would like to fart diarrhoea in this guy's face.

just a lil messy guises no big deal

>>212644051
>I don't want to say it's shit but it is shitty

>>212643901
Mommy Dickrider

>>212643326 (OP)
For those curious, Rian said they did literally nothing. No plot outline or anything. The announcement that his trilogy was being made was the full extent of work on the trilogy.

Nothing ever happens

>>212643551
>young jedi finding his powers
>best bro is a rookie starfighter in a new *-wing style ship just starting to make a name for himself
>love interest from home planet guides young jedi from dark to light
>saber color is orange or a unique blue/indigo
>new sith finds out about him and hunts him down on his home planet
You are welcome Disney please give me 20 million and I will make a "street level" gem

>>212643551
I would put ironman in it
That'd make like 2 billion dollars

>>212643326 (OP)
Nothing happens bros, we defeated star wars!

>>212643397
Sure, we all know glass soinion is such an important series.

roight, let me ave a bash
>planet where the people are very poor, and are ruled by literal giants
>son of a humble artisan gets pissy about his station in society
>steals some armor and weapons forged by papa
>busts into the giants' palace, drinks wine, steals gold, and poopoos on their rug
>gets caught by idiot son of the family, cuts his head off, runs
>the giants flip their shit, start shoving people into de-atomizing chambers, and replacing all of the labor on the planet with droids
>the people band together in a peasant's revolt, storm the castle (there's a big battle scene where they ride giant dragonflies over the outer wall), kill all of the giants, roast them on a big fire, and eat them

>>212643551
yeah but then how would people know that you're such a smart, special, unique boy if you didn't le subvert le audience's le expectations and shit on characters beloved by fans???

>>212643326 (OP)
The sheer amount of stupid plot elements in the Last Jedi is essentially the entire script of the Last Jedi. I'm glad this dweeb is fading away.

>>212643849
I had this exact same discussion around 7 years ago with my brother. I kept trying to get him to watch Wall Street (because I love it) and he essentially said you could do Wall Street on Coruscant and you have a Star Wars movie.
It's the Credit Exhange and Bud Fox is some loser living in the lower levels trying to make it. Some nobleman is GG and is manipulating the markets get rich in the power vacuum after the Emperor's death.

Dude couldn't handle it when people didn't like his movie.

>>212643326 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MEf8Wo0RGgE

>>212643397
>He's got better things to do than slopwars.
No he doesn't. If he did then he'd be promoting it and not talking about something that was supposed to happen years ago.

>>212645277
>purposefully make a movie intending to insult and anger all current and longtime fans of your film's previous entries
>shocked when everyone is insulted and angered at the movie and hates it
>doubly shocked when the supposedly large hidden audience of women, feminists, and trannies doesn't materialize to take over watching all star wars movies

>>212644051
You guys are so dishonest, in the exact same review Mike says
>I kept asking, is this movie a joke?
>RIAN JOHNSON, HAVE YOU SEEN STAR WARS?
>It flushed the magic of Star Wars down the toilet

The one thing I've noticed is that people ache and groan over the plot points but the reality is that the movie just isn't fun to watch. It's a dreary slog with very few enjoyable moments and forced humour. I actually enjoyed the titty milk walrus though, just felt out of place in a SW flick.

>>212644888
Why are we not funding this.jpg

>>212643397
He has his jewducer buddy hire a bunch of A list actors to act in funny accents in mystery movies on Netflix that most people turn off after an hour. What a legacy.

>>212643551
I would've pivoted hard to make Finn the main character, I'm not a huge Rey hater either but he was such a missed opportunity with a more interesting background

>>212645783
jay bauman
>Daisey Ridley was charismatic as hell.

>>212643383

>>212643647
You forgot the part where the not-imperial fleet had plenty of fuel so they could have just split and had half their ships jump to lightspeed to head off the not-rebel fleet.

>>212643647
>one fleet is chasing another fleet through the whole galaxy and the bad guys can't catch up since they're going at the same speed
This is called a stern chase in naval terms, and it has an old provenance in military and films.

There's nothing inherently wrong with the idea.

Didn’t Laura Dern tell the pilot guy “I’m sick of flyboys like you” or something?

>>212646965
>This is called a stern chase in naval terms, and it has an old provenance in military and films.
>There's nothing inherently wrong with the idea
Except it doesn't belong as a main plot point in a fucking Star Wars movie.

>>212647013
it was "get this hothead outta here"

>>212647013
>"I want your badge and your blaster on my desk!"