>What the heck is Svengoolie?
Svengoolie is one of the last good TV horror hosts still on the air. Every saturday night at 8:00PM Eastern us boomers on /tv/ get together to watch a (sometimes terrible) old movie. You can watch over the airwaves on MeTV!
CLEAR THE AIR LANES, CLEAR ALL THE AIR LANES FOR THE BIG BROADCAST
TONIGHT'S MOVIE: Invaders from Mars (1953)
Invaders from Mars (1953)
IMDB: 6.2/10 (CERTIFIED SVENKINO)
RT: 55% (CERTIFIED SVENKINO)
Director: William Cameron Menzies
Stars: Helena Carter, Arthur Franz, Jimmy Hunt
Synopsis: A young boy learns that space aliens are taking over the minds of earthlings.
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0045917/?ref_=ext_shr_lnk
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CLEAR THE AIRWAVES
Svengoolie, more like SvenSTINKY!!
you boy dont know how big im going tonite
>>212643618the sushi is already perfectly sauced. it doesn't need a onions bath.
>>212643663you see any onions sauce in them tanks?
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Bleh bluh bleh.
me warming up for sven kino
>>212643795DONT YOU JADE ME !
>>212643931You gotta romance a woman like that.
Which version does Sven play? I just read there were multiple cuts of this film.
>>212644175only time will tell
Didn't they just show this like a month or two ago?
>>212644175He said the full original theatrical vision
Will Gwen be coming tonight?
>>212643969imagine you forgot to bring snacks and she gives you this look
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>>212644674I've done worse, relatively sober.
>>212644656She's a very selfish lover so it is likely.
>>212644601Yeah, that's pretty cool. As time goes on, assembling the theatrical versions of ancient films is only going to get harder and harder, if not impossible. A lot of them will be stuck with whatever the last home video version was.
>>212645419That's unfortunate but you're right
>>212645419>will be stuck with whatever the last home video version wasOr whatever the latest safe-think version is
Who or what're the sound bits that always pop up on Svengoolie?
>>212645842that shadow proves she's a vampire
I predict this thread will hit 300 posts tonight
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You fags don’t know how big I’m going tonight (4 down, 8 to go!)
>>212645622That's what remakes are for.
>>212646501I thought they DID show the remake! With Karen Balck?
>>212646500We are 400 milligrams of THC into this adventure…Sven hasn’t even started here on the west coast…I’ll need your strength, boys…
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>>212646612anyway, if you guys need me, I’ll be in the Mellisa Joan Hart thread for a spell ;)
>>212646701My fav KITH sketch, this is why I spend my Saturday nights with you faggits :’)
JIM FUCKING MORRISON, TAHT’S WHO!!!
I forgot to post last week's ending blurb, even when I was here all night
Warning: Vampires melt in the sun and Svengoolie melts your mind!
>>212643385 (OP)When is sven retiring? I heard rumors about it last thread or so.
>>212647398Didn't he retire like two years ago? These are all repeats for a loooooong time
>>212647537I still see the new characters interact with sven so i don't think he did retire as of now.
>>212643385 (OP)Svengoolie, more like SvenSTINKY!
>>212647758I bet you send checks in the mail.
They need to blow this thing back to Mars!
>>212647537>>212647583The mail segments all seem to be new as well.
>>212647929Doing a couple new segments for reruns probably takes up a fraction of the time that doing something new would. Can probably knock out a month's worth of shooting in an hour, not counting makeup.
Svenbros... ota almost over :(
Cool! Superman is coming on!! Now they just need to replace everything from 1-6am
>>212648421Hasn’t even started yet for us west coast Chads B+)
>>212648549Ask your dad, I hear they hang out at the same bathhouse
>>212648529Wtf I'm only an hour ahead of you.
>>212647976I just want new movies.
>>212648624I do know. I fucked your dad up the ass, after all. Your father called me daddy :)
Sven thread rooned by weirdos
>>212648929Not into that kind of garbage, so I don't care
>>212648973So a typical thread?
Misfits has Teenagers from Mars and Mars Invades.
I'm surprised they didn't have Invaders from Mars, though Teenagers from Mars is said to be possibly inspired by Invaders from Mars.
When do they start making weekly shows with new movies!?
>science fiction magazines
They're called comics.
>>212650453Heavy Metal begs to differ. I have complete 1993-2001.
A lady doctor, how exotic.
Captain Kirk should be careful, Sponk is strong as hell
>>212650616That's how Creepy and Eerie got around the Comic Code Authority, they were published as horror magazines instead of comics, which were basically banned in the 50s.
>>212650680He is a half-breed.
>>212650767Very interesting. These magazines were certainly not for children, whether considering the art or themes.
Yall ain't streaming it anymore
Superman, the replacement for Kolchack, just started.
That alien face in the TOS credits used to scare me when I was a little guy back in the 80s.
>>212650929Shudder and Vampiress Carmilla are recent magazines that are a lot more adult oriented but still copy the same horror and sci-fi format of stories with twists. They even had some artists and writers from Creepy and Eerie.
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Here I am to save the stream... Where did everyone go?
>>212651157I've been out of the loop, appreciate the info
Svengoolie, more like SvenSTINKY
That's funny the parents are in separate beds. I remember that being a joke in the show Moral Orel.
So what is worse - being under alien mind control or being subjected to Sven's mindless old jokes?!
SvenSTINKY, more like SvenSMELLY
>>212651160They have to get up early for church tomorrow.
Adventures of Superman almost over on west coast, the night is drawing to an close…
>>212655802Omg no Saved by the Bell to wake up to!!!
>>212651160Superman isn't as great as Kolchak.
Clark Kent interviewing Superman, I gotta see this.
>>212656450"Superman, is it true no woman can resist you?"
