Who are the wholesome Melissa Joan Harts of 2025?

>>212643873 (OP)
I'm here. But she ain't wholesome. Gave me a very dirty Cameo video. She called me a "sex puppy".

>>212643873 (OP)
Alex Mack was more wholesome

>>212644111
What's a sex puppy?

There aren't any. They are all underage sluts.*
*disclaimer: I am not even a jesus freak or a bible thumper. I just find little girls in stripper clothes a bit disconcerting.

>>212644404
Does she wear an ankle monitor?

I don't know where to start with these replies? First, look at this body. It ain't underage. B.) Larissa Olynek went to Sarah Lawrence and became a full blown lesbian. And lastly a sex puppy according to MJH is someone who has had sex but never learned how to FUCK. I have it on video (CAMEO).

>>212644586

>>212644717
I thought you meant Allison Mack. My bad.

>>212644690
>no tattoos
>no crows feet
>no wrinkles
>no fupa
>no bony protrusions
>smooth skin
>fresh face
>radiant
OMG PDF FILE!!!1!

>>212643873 (OP)
>>212644111
I would have gave anything to eaten her out in her prime
I would still fuck her now if I had the chance.
Her and a schoolgirl crush gave me a lifelong blonde and chubby prefeence

>>212644822
Allison Mack?! Hahaha! Nigger you fucked up. That's a different actress entirely.

>>212644717
>grungy 90's tomboy

never forget what they took from you

>>212644832
>"Sorry Chad, I gotta work late tonight. 4 AM shoot. You know how it goes. I'll probably sleep in my trailer so don't expect me home tonight. Bye, baby, I love you."
:(

why did she lie

>>212645073
>why did she lie
CAUSE I LOVE BIG DICKS!!! she said so in "Melissa Explains It All". Read a book once in a while why don't cha.

>>212645073
I'll clean her mess.

>>212645127
Who would ever admit to enjoying medium or small ones?

>>212645168
You do raise a good point. I've seen pornstars say "size doesn't matter" but then I see those same sluts doing BBC blowbangs.

MJH is a prowrestling fan.

>>212643873 (OP)
Look at this intro for Fifteen.Pass the ball around
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MjgXjU9Jx3A

Enuka Okuma as Kelly with those braces.

>>212645385
Ashley's got it going on.

You mean normal looking white girls? no. It’s mass media and most American kids are fat spic goblins. Expect more Zendayas. I’m the last white gen z’er in my part of florida.

>>212645519
Call me sick, but I have a crush on all pretty actresses. No blacks, no uggos. And what I like to do is look up if these babes ever did nude scenes when they got older and 90% of the time, they did the dirty.

Except for Punky Brewster, but her tits are all scarred up. Looks like she jumped on a live grenade. I know, because I fucked Soleil.

>>212645587
MJH isn't normal looking, but she has a cute energy about her.

>>212645626
YOU DON'T SAY THAT!!!

>>212645661
That pupper's dead by now.

>>212645677
Who invited Debbie Downer? Don't make me start posting the ginger. Not the one who did nigger porn. But the other ginge minge, Elisa Donovan(?). She was sent too. Sabrina had all the hot sluts.

>>212645777
*sexy
My stupid parents child locked my internet posts

>>212643873 (OP)
>wholesome
she went through lots of guys on sabrina

>>212644690
PLEASE post the Cameo!

Also, I hate to be the bearer of bad tidings but MJH was NEVER wholesome, peep this episode of MTV’s Cribs where she shows off her extensive bar, I guess she was a Big time lush in her early 20s :(

https://youtu.be/B-umS5iZBAM?si=Vuo7a6lfCLsdNvWq

>>212643873 (OP)
>Who are the wholesome Melissa Joan Harts of 2025?
Emma "Legs" Myers

>>212646556
Women are so tacky.

>>212646705
Is she, though? Is she really?

>>212647014
Right? Look at all the shitty crap she has in her “crib”! All women are overgrown children.

>>212647064
I guess when you have money that makes money, you kind of lose perspective.