>Vegans are disgusting and loathsome. I’m often asked why vegans are the enemy of everything good and decent and must be hunted down and destroyed so their genes don’t pass onto future generations. It’s because if you can’t enjoy even a nice, stinky, runny, ripe cheese like this you may as well kill yourself now.

>>212647716 (OP)

>>212647716 (OP)
he said that

Have two.

>>212647716 (OP)
My whore of a gf cheated on me with a 15 year old boy. Better kill myself.

>>212648065
Have a NegronI.

Have a boy fuck your wife. Have two.

>>212647716 (OP)
The most upsetting part about Bourdain's suicide is that he could only do it once.

You niggas really are desperate to take the piss out of a guy who lived the lifestyle you wish you could huh
>inb4 wife cheated on him with a 15 year old
Yet you'll call a literal psychopath like Chris Watts based for cheating on his wife, the projection isn't even subtle anymore

>>212647716 (OP)
There was some video someone posted in one of these threads that was like an Anthony Bourdain parody talking about Colombia but at the end the guy starts talking about "remnants of the Aztec slave caste" or something and I can't find it, anyone know what I'm talking about?

>>212647776
Like him or not he has a point. Imagine eating tofu and quinoa for the rest of your life.

>>212648625
No one's jealous that this faggot killed himself for a BPD whore. He left his daughter without a father, a failure to his own family kek

>>212648828
I expect you extend this vitriol to everyone who commits suicide and has a family then

>>212648625
Finally somebody says it

>>212647716 (OP)
>Bourdain: "you may as well kill yourself now."
>Vegans: "you frist"

He completely walked back his anti vegetarian/vegan stance later in his life because he didn't want to come off as making fun of the billions of non-whites and who can't afford meat or animal products on a regular basis.

>>212648625
>lived the lifestyle you wish you could
Not only are you projecting but it's sad as fuck that you think this abject failure of a man lived an enviable life.

>>212650560
Say what you will about his personal life but he literally got paid to travel the world and eat kino food, I can't think of many more enviable lives to live

>>212650560
>wife does something absolutely fucking retarded
>husband takes the heat
a case as old as time

>>212652123
Easy money doesn't automatically equate to a good life, especially when getting that money turns you into a public figure which comes with tons of its' own problems. You'd think several decades of showing celebrities being emotionally damaged and dysfunctional psychopaths would've made this point easier to understand.

>>212648427
kik!

Based Bourdain spitting pure fax as always.

>>212652306
cope

>>212652123
You don't think people in this world have traveled and eaten good food before? Lmfao so what he got to do it more and got paid for it there's plenty of higher callings in this world

>>212652414
Dismissing things as cope is itself a form of cope.

>>212652465
copebros... our response?

>>212652306
Don't know who the cope anon is but I'm on the same page as you, except that I made a point to disregard his personal life because obviously surface level lifestyles don't mean shit when you have your own demons. Yet niggas here seethe about him solely because they didn't get the memo, I legitimately can't think of any other reason other than it's easy to clown on somebody for (god forbid) getting into emotional turmoil over a woman

>>212652894
>Don't know who the cope anon is but I'm on the same page as you, except that I made a point to disregard his personal life because obviously surface level lifestyles don't mean shit when you have your own demons.
Fair enough.
>Yet niggas here seethe about him solely because they didn't get the memo, I legitimately can't think of any other reason other than it's easy to clown on somebody for (god forbid) getting into emotional turmoil over a woman
It's just good memes, the man was basically a living meme even before he died. That said sometimes you meme something so hard that you subconsciously start taking it seriously for some reason. That and someone said he was the 'liberal Joe Rogan' so there's probably a slight political charge to him now.

>>212647716 (OP)
I was a raw vegan at one time. Literally salads and water. I lost a lot of weight and felt and looked so much better.

>human teeth are not designed to eat meat, literal fruits, vegetables, and nuts.

>>212647716 (OP)
This guy is a caricature of a boomer. Total immature childish retard who kept failing upward, yet somehow has a massive ego. When the dopamine stopped coming in, he an heroed.

>>212653081
An actual well-reasoned perspective on a Bourdain thread, never thought I'd see the day. Props to you anon

>>212653177
And ruined restaurant culture forever.

>>212653136
> I was a raw vegan at one time. Literally salads and water. I lost a lot of weight and felt and looked so much better.
You were still eating meat. It was just the meat on your own body. If you kept doing that while being skinny with no muscles, you would probably die if it weren’t for modern medicine and supplements.

>>212653136
Human teeth are designed to eat hardened grains that's why people need braced and shit to keep them straight now. That said we're pretty omnivorous and can adapt to most diets well enough, but modern food is fucked up so any diet that restricts goyslop will make you feel better.

>>212653243
RAW VEGAN

DUMBASS

>>212653243
Not true. Ancient man rarely ate meat, just like how the diet of the other great apes is 90%+ fruits, leaves, nuts and vegetables.

>>212653267
Canceling put all the pressed food made me feel completely different. I had more energy, no lethargy etc. I wish I had the self control to do it again.

>>212653306
They would eat meat when they could get it. The liver can store nutrients for a long time to withstand periods of not eating meat.

>>212653208
This nigga gets the cream sauce
This nigga be havin two negronis

>>212653370
>I had more energy, no lethargy etc
Your adrenaline went up because your body was adjusting to what it thinks is a famine. You were supposed to use that energy to spear a boar.

>>212653473
If i spear a boar i'm getting the cops called on me

>>212652289
Ask anyone what Bourdain's wife looks like, and they'll have to google it. We pick on Bourdain because he's the ACTUAL who, not a literally who. Bourdain was the one on tv that we all saw, and expressed all those obnoxious opinions that made us loathe him