Just saw Superman
Here is what I think about it
Overall 7.7 out of 10. It's pretty good, not amazing and not the greatest Superman film, but overall I found myself enjoying it most of the time and I found more things I liked about it than I disliked.

I liked these things
>Anti-Israel storyline with a really Jewish looking guy as a villain
>Krypto snarls at a black guy
>Mr. Terrific says "shieeet"
>Scenes with Lex Luxor and Superman held my attention well, both actors did a really good job
>Found myself really rooting for Superman and against Lex and hoping Lex will get what's coming to him
>Despite being a super powered alien, Superman felt really human. He has a family he cares about, a girlfriend he has fights with, an annoying dog he loves, and generally just wants to do the right thing as best as some super powered Kansas boy knows how.

Didn't like
>Portrayal of Green Lantern. He needed to be cooler.
>Parts outside of Superman and Lex felt a little forgettable/B-tier

>>212650447 (OP)
You "people" sure talk a whole lot about capeshit for hating it so much

>>212650467
Who said I hate capeshit? I'm a tourist on /tv/. I mostly just uses 4chan for YLYL threads on /b/ and humor threads on /pol/

>>212650447 (OP)
I think Gunn kind of sucks at directing actors. So the actors that were already good, great actors did fine. Everyone else, who maybe would/could have done better with more direction were just OKto have their moments or actually awful. And that was most of the cast.

So like Wendell Pierce was great, Pruitt Taylor Vince was great, Nicholas Hoult was great. As in carried there scenes. Cornswet, I did not like. And I don't mean as Superman or he doesn't looks like Superman. I mean as an actor, he was not that good. And with Vince and Hoult it was glaring. With Nathan Fillion and Edi Gathegi it's glaring. And again, not all his fault I really do think more takes with better direction could have improved his performance.

I don't know, man it was super average. I didn't hate it. had some enjoyable moments but even the best non action scenes could have used a better director.

anyone who uses decimal points in their ratings aren't to be trusted
>muh 7.7 out of 10
just say 8

>>212650447 (OP)
>>Portrayal of Green Lantern. He needed to be cooler.
Every attempt at a John Stewart Green Lantern has been a failure, outside of Bruce Timm's universe.

my biggest problem was the reveal that he was meant to take over the world and have a harem. it seems odd that every character simply believed it 100%. not one character expressed doubt

>>212650447 (OP)
>Didn't like
>Portrayal of Green Lantern. He needed to be cooler.
"Superman couldn't come, so you got the upgrade" is the best part of the movie
Also one of the better Guy Gardner adaptations

>>212651230
>>212650447 (OP)
green lantern is a faggot and the weak link of the group…there is nothing cool about him

>>212651246
>it seems odd that every character simply believed it 100%. not one character expressed doubt

I struggled to follow what was going on in the final battle.
I don't know if It was the quality of my local screen, the fact that I watched the 3D version of it, maybe a need to go to the doctor to get my vision checked, or if it was just like dark, i had difficulty following what was going on the climax.
Thankfully Lux Luthor was screaming his combo notation so I could just look at dustloop to get the combo information.

>>212651519
Also the scene of the the proton river or whatever was just a mess of colors

>>212650467
I like capeshit thoughever

>>212651173
Yeah that's fair. I think it felt like a James Gunn movie that isn't the first Guardians. Similar vibes to Creature Commandos or Suicide Squad 2021. Mediocre to pretty good, but never great.
>>212651216
8 felt too high but 7 too low. I think 7.7 felt fair without over or understating it.
>>212651247
>Guy Gardner
See, I didn't know who that was. If you told me the bowl cut was from a comic, I'd like it more. But I'm a Zoomer whose main experience with Green Lantern was black Green Lantern in Justice League cartoons and also Ryan Reynolds.
>>212651552
yeah I didn't know why the proton river was bad idk
So did Supes kill the guys in the river?

>>212651216
Why even use the 10 scale when no one ever goes below a 6? Just rate it out of 4 stars.

>>212650447 (OP)
7.7 really? Not 7.65 or 7.73? Fuck off and rank it an 8 or a 7 you fucking pleb

>>212651246
Lois didn't. "Not even for a second", I think she says.

>>212652253
>If you told me the bowl cut was from a comic, I'd like it more.

>>212652253
Guy Gardener has had a bowl cut since his inception. In fact, this version of him was pretty toned down compared to him usually. He's Earth's biggest asshole with a heart of gold who usually does the right thing...usually.

>>212650447 (OP)
krypto is sexy hot

>>212650467
This movie has so much story behind its creation, creative direction, casting, etc.
/tv/ likes the gossip, it's not that surprising

>>212652253
kys zoomer scum

>>212652809
>>212652790
Can't wait for them to adapt this page

>>212652830
t. Supergirl

why do people keep bringing up isreal? It was clearly a Ukraine russian reference

I actually really liked Brahams ugly cinematography and retarded gimmicks in this
in the webms and trailers it looked like it was gonna be just as bad as it was in the flash, but it worked(for me at least) in the flick

>>212653498
also that blonde bimbo with the glasses is barely in it

>>212650447 (OP)
>Overall 7.7 out of 10.
real organic original opinion OP

>>212650447 (OP)
For me, the first half was a mess. The film overloads you with an shitload of exposition and no buildup. However, everything after Supes gets arrested was gold.

So did Supergirl also miss the conquer Earth message from her parents?

>>212653945
She was too druk to care

>>212650447 (OP)
is that an alien planet? because i can't figure out the geography

>>212650447 (OP)
I agree.
Its fine.
7/10.

>>212650447 (OP)
This movie has a great cast filled with well written characters.
But the main plot is a schizophrenic mess.

r/israel

is having a big messy meltdown today

>>212651246
Nobody speaks Kryptonian so how would anyone verify what Luthor is saying anyways? He could literally just make up anything he wants. It made no sense that anyone even believed him

6/10

but superman himself was a 10, he was perfect so i will support seeing this version of the character again, i feel the urge to just be good i dunno

>>212653945
Her mission was to be Kal-El's mom.

>>212650447 (OP)
The girl with huge knockers.
Selfie girl.
Monke girl.
Nano girl with the hard abs.
Lois Lane
Hawk girl

Now that the dust has settled, who was in the wrong here? Because I don't see how Lois's position is morally defensible.

>>212655594
clark was for not getting it, lois was being harsh but she was steelmanning and this is her career.

>>212655594
Lois seems like if she was a superhero she would have spent ages debating what to do about the war with the officials and by the time they come to a conclusion everyone is already dead

>>212655594
Journalists are always in the wrong. She wasn’t interested in hearing his reasoning, she just wanted a gotcha like they all do.

>>212655820
Put into perspective, you have this unstoppable being that can do anything he wants and nobody can stop it. Sure he stops a war, but people don t feel comfortable with anyone having that kind of unchecked power. Look at how are acti be with Trump

>>212652983
>invading country with superior technology is backed by the US

Good or bad, why do you give a shit about a kids movie?

>>212651216
>>212652500
I personally rate films on a binary system
>0 = movie was bad / i'd never recommend it to anyone / zero originality slop
>1 = movie was good / i enjoyed watching it / it did something interesting even if it wasn't to my personal taste

>>212655594
Superman for his very not pathetic way to argue...
for losing control over his emotions and screaming
not laughing her out with her arguments that one should consult president or minster of defense or whatever pre-requisits she imagined

>>212651246
Yeah, what was up with the Viltrumite origin story? That's a pretty significant alteration to the mythos.

>>212651247
Im glad they went with Guy being a snarky douche rather Hal who would have been given the same personality as Starlord and be a total cop out.

>>212653789
Wow, what were the odds???

>>212659206
1%

>>212650447 (OP)
>Anti-Israel storyline with a really Jewish looking guy as a villain
He's strongly Russian-coded, wtf do you even mean? The actor is a Slav(e), and he already played Russian in Triangle of Sadness.