What an awful review. This video is further proof these guys lost their touch. They don’t even break the plot points down and discuss the characters and moments anymore, it’s just them analyzing the “idea” of the brand of said movie. And I’m not even talking about Superman specifically, they’ve been doing this shitty type of reviewing for the last few years. They’re not funny anymore. They’re not interesting anymore. This has become a channel I no longer care about, and it’s sad because at one point it was my favorite.

You decided to post this why?

>>212654266
Because I’m pissed off and want answers

>>212654185 (OP)
Agreed. The movie is the peak of millenial cinema: Whedonist scripwriting, ADHD/TikTok generation edting and pacing, ugly post-art cinematography, videogame CGI. The fact that they don't analyze any of these and they're stuck in their now decade-old "IP fatigue" schtick is as depressing as the "movie" itself.

>>212654185 (OP)
That’s why I just queue up old BotW videos and remember the good times once in a while.

Sickening Marvel shills.

K

>>212654185 (OP)
They lost their touch 5 years ago. They don't even pretend to care anymore.

>>212654185 (OP)
RLM are still alive?

>breaking down the plot points and characters of capeshit
lol
lmao
rofl

>>212654185 (OP)
Doing their own thing is what sets them aside from the trillions of "describe the movie and give a grade" channels. You don't pass the smell test.

Jay is wayyyyy more chronically online than he would ever like to admit and this review proves it.

Maybe the sex pervert could take a day off from the cynicism and just enjoy something fun for once in his life.

Re-thinking my Patreon subscription with this video desu.

>>212655004
Mike biting his tongue to say "Snyderbros" instead of what h wants to say was humorous.

>>212654935
"Doing their own thing"= effort going down?

>>212654185 (OP)
The seven things of Hercules

>>212655029
Again, it's the smell.

>>212654645
is this the first time they ever done this?

>>212655004
Imagine subscribing to some e-celeb’s Patreon, kill yourself

>>212655052
dey dun dis de4

>>212654185 (OP)
>these guys lost their touc
They've always been reddit retards. No idea why /tv/ ate their shit up.

>>212655004
>he's a paypig

>>212654185 (OP)
They're old alcoholics reviewing kids movies

>ends with a rape joke
There's still good in them.

>>212654404
>buzzword
>buzzword
>buzzword
>buzzword
>buzzword

>>212655325
Is he wrong?

>>212654185 (OP)
There is literally no discourse surrounding this movie in real life. It's all just online trannies, chuds, incels, and jeets. Yet RLM and even the Critical Drinker speak as if shitposts should be a factor when discussing the movie. None of this shit translates into real life. At least Minecraft actually had fucking chicken jockey theater memes that happened. It's irrelevant to talk about online "discourse"

>>212655004
I've already removed my member's block subscription but will keep my Patreon so I can still access the RLM discord.

>>212654185 (OP)
>man of steel comes out
>they dont like it because its too dark, grim, and violent for a superman movie
>new superman comes out specifically to be the opposite of that
>they still hate it

no pleasing these guys unless your movie is "shlocky fun" I guess

>>212655526
Everyone lives through the internet

>>212655588
They just don’t like it because it wasn’t their generation who could pull off Superman.

>>212654404
Rob Ager is so much better than them

>>212654185 (OP)
It's amazing people still watch these guys 9 years after they exposed themselves as hacks.

>>212654185 (OP)
>jay gives his above it all recap of twitter discourse
>mike reads comments or fun facts he printed out online
>rich says something about comics and “it was fine” or “who cares”
Thats it. Thats literally every single review they do. They say absolutely nothing about the movie ever.

>>212655588
They were kind to this movie to the point of losing credibility and that's not enough uuuu?

>>212655662
that was the minecraft movie review in a nutshell

all they said was that people were doing the chicken jockey thing and that kids might like the movie

i dont know why they even bothered releasing that video

>>212655626
Well Mike and Jay said they don’t care for Superman in general. Rich likes Superman.

>>212654185 (OP)
Same, they suck now. Cant wait to see their next video to see how much they suck.

>>212655636
Keep seething snyderjeet

>>212654185 (OP)
they liked it, what was the big deal

>>212655636
>9 years
Anon, I'm afraid it's been twelve years.

>only "snyderbros" have a problem with gunn
>not addressing how bad the film is to look at
>rich evans getting dragged away from his pc gamin to give his "nerd cred" stamp
>rich evans has no idea who mr terrific is making that pointless

>It was everything I ever wanted
Mike about Force Awakens

>>212655004
>Jay is wayyyyy more chronically online than he would ever like to admit and this review proves it.
Yeah this gets me too. He tries to have this persona of being above it all and "I only open Twitter when I'm in line at the grocery store" yet I'm an unemployed NEET and he regularly talks about insane twitter bullshit I've never even heard of. He can't go a single video without mentioning (obviously) twitter discourse and it's pathetic that he acts like he doesn't use it a ton.

>>212655765
Gunn will never make a film as good as Watchmen. You can take that to the bank.

>>212655874
Based Mike. The Last Jedi was better though.

>>212655904
But Watchmen was terrible, if you're going to defend Snyder at least name one of his good movies like the Dawn of the Dead remake

>>212655588
Schlocky fun is such a weird cope from them.
>oh, bad movies are good, but not the prequels!!!

>>212655874
I think everyone forgets how swept up people were in the hype of a new Star Wars that wasn't prequel-like and how much TLJ killed basically all of it

>>212655904
Watchmen is garbage for pseuds

How long until this becomes a thread about why the prequels are ACKSHUALLY BRILLIANT MASTERPIECES.

>>212655975
TFA had a $2 billion box office. People were incredibly hyped to see Star Wars on the big screen again.

Too bad Disney decided they didn’t something as silly as “an overarching plan” for the sequels.

>>212656033
Well I wasn't going to say anything but now that you mention it, they really are

>>212656081
Forced revisionism.

>>212656101
>>212656081
>>212656037
>>212656033
>>212655999
>>212655975
I loved the part where Superman saved Palestine. I love him.

>>212654185 (OP)
All you idiots throwing shade at Mike know that he's infinitely more successful and important than you'll ever be.

>>212656125
It was Green Lantern. Also yeah free Palestine.

>>212656146
>free Palestine
of muslims

>>212654185 (OP)
>the characters has been reinterpreted so many fucking times
>just about anything you could do with a character is a valid take on the character

It's valid, guys. Let the character and yourself evolve.

>>212656367
Die in a fire kike scum

>>212654266
>You decided to post this why?
You know why.

>>212655004
>chronically online
He was the one who introduced the pdf file meme to the group and even told them about the Grimace shake thing from fucking tiktok. He probably posts on here.

>>212656562
pdf file?

They said they don't know what the movie was about, but it was clearly about how being nice and good is old-fashioned these days. Superman even tells Lois this when they discuss punk rock. But in the end, it's goodness and inspiration that saves the day. Superman's goodness inspires the Justice Gang to do the right thing and save not-Palestine.

>>212657974
its zoomer social media censorship. pdf file = pedophile, just like unalive = suicide

why do they bother discussing capeshit when it's clear they don't give a shit?

>>212654185 (OP)
It's not a review. It's "content" to keep their subscribers clicking and watching ads. Also they have terrible taste anyway.

>>212658418
because the catastrophic misdesign of the modern internet means they earn literally millions doing it.

>>212658380
Jay likes kids? Is that what you're saying? Is that why he dislikes adult sexuality so much?

Superman is boring

>>212654185 (OP)
I like RLM and I like Superman and it seemed like RLM liked Superman.
So I hope I am unbiased when I say you are completely right.

>>212658807
The midwittery of Bauman knows no limits.

>terminally online manbabbies can interpet a stupid comic book movie in so many different ways your head will spin
>Isnt it great that summer blockbuster movies are now a political Rorschach tests?

There making fun of us again

>>212656430
>Die in a fire
that's what palestinians do

>>212654185 (OP)
I can’t watch rlm if rich is in them. He’s annoying and gross looking

>>212659475
Rich is the only genuine one though, and the only funny one. His existence is a bit sad though.

Nostalgia Critic is culturally more relevant than RLM

>>212659475
>>212659812
He's married and you've never touched a woman you're not related to.

>>212654185 (OP)
>proof these guys lost their touch
You say this every fucking half in the bag video. I DON'T CARE. STOP SPAMMING THIS SHIT.

>>212654185 (OP)
So post about reviews you do like moron

>>212655632
Rob Ager is a schizo

>>212654185 (OP)
>Dear diary, I stopped consooming a certain YouTube channel I used to watch, and here's why...

>I hope many strangers feel the same way!!!!1

>>212659833
>weird incest fantasy
okay

>>212659969
Yeah, and we all agree schizos > narcissists

>>212654185 (OP)
>They don’t even break the plot points down and discuss the characters and moments anymore
Yeah why don't they keep discussing these copy-paste capeslop scripts written by AI 15+ years into their channel?
I want to know Clarke Kent's origin story and motivation!

>>212658927

I dont really care about this movie one way or the other but this video from them was very low effort. They all seemed like they were half asleep.

>>212654404
To be fair, the movie is such a mess it's hard to know where to begin

>>212654185 (OP)
>They don’t even break the plot points
They never do. Always unstructured blabber and rampant tangents. Even if I want a movie totally spoiled for me out of curiosity-- RLM is of no use. I will come away from their review knowing very little. Their reviews are all about their opinions on what's adjacent to a new movie, not the movie itself. A bunch of gossipy hens basically.

>>212654185 (OP)
You dont understand, a comicbook film should be goofy and comedic

>>212655025
What did he want to say?

>>212662013
>bunch of gossipy hens basically.
More people need to notice that Mike and Jay sre really just a pair of queens

>>212654185 (OP)
I've been thinking of making a in depth takedown of RLM's Superman review.

>>212655626
This. We are moving into the age of millennial bitterness; average millennial is a 40 year old loser that has achieved nothing (no house, no kids) all they had was super hero movie and they say idly by while they all turned woke. Now zoomers are bringing the SOUL back into cinema and millennials are seething.

>>212655004
I'm I think there's a 75% chance he posts on /tv/

>confused Belle Reeve with Christopher Reeve

>>212658514
but they're not in the same position as other youtubers who need to talk about trending topics to get viewership. they could talk about irrelevant films and still retain their views & patrons

I'm glad more people are realizing Reddit Letter Media are hacks.

>>212654185 (OP)
Nah you're spot on bro. They clearly don t give a fuck about the films anymore, so many times in the review I was like "were you guys even watching the movie??" Like they can't even decide on a theme when its so obvious. The film had legitmate critiques but they never mentioned them

>>212655004
Oh totally haha he's gotta be a Twitter fiend. The "controversy" around this movie is very forced, no one cares about immigration except click bait headlines

>>212663032
Rich Evans is the biggest geek of the lot of them and his knowledge is from a handful of comics he read in the mid-90s when visiting older male friends.

I’m bored of Superman already when is the next capeshit slopbuster coming out? I want to do my research on grok to be prepared to shitpost crusade.

>>212663362
I knew it burger nerds are bad at comics, became obvious to me when they didn't knew The Shade

>>212654404
>peak of millenial cinema: Whedonist scripwriting, ADHD/TikTok generation edting and pacing, ugly post-art cinematography, videogame CGI
And your "schtick" is just as outdated as the one RedditLetterMedia uses

>>212654185 (OP)
Here's a real review
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Y3YEkXljt0

>>212663523
Ew Br*tish

>>212654185 (OP)
>What an awful review
It wasnt even a review. It was Mike talking for20 minutes trying to be funny and Rich and Jay being forced to listen

would have been more interesting if it was just Jay and Rich

Trump broke these fellas that used to joke about raping prostitutes to death in a basement.

>>212654185 (OP)
The new Superman movie sucks get over it

MODS put an end to this nonsense at once!!!!

>>212662785
delet this

>>212654185 (OP)
>Mike pulls out a large stack of papers folded
>Jay: "wow did you print out the entire Wikipedia article?"
>Mike: "I asked Grok to summarize it for me"

I never liked these meta RLM reviews where they just talk around the movie instead of the actual movie itself. Like I don't even know what the fuck this movie is about after watching this review, I don't care what superman is an allegory for what matters is the movie.

>>212664105
Editorials are not their strong point at all. Summaries with jokes is what they're good at.

are rlmtards snyderbros or gunnbros?

>>212664243
Above it all while completely invested in it all bros

>>212664378
below it all wallowing in the mud

>>212664403
That's not my sword.

>>212664403
Yeah that's kind of what I was getting at

It's a weird one. Probably made out of a feeling of obligation, because they barely discuss the movie as-is, and anything brought up by either of them really goes nowhere

>>212665107
Gunn was a protege of Tromaman, Mike thinks giving this movie a pass might by some small chance lead to Gunn casting him as Fat Guy #5 in the Justice Gang movie.

>>212654185 (OP)
>it’s sad
BETA