>Thanks for watching my dog, BITCH!
Is this how you talk to your family?

>>212654232 (OP)
Bratty Kryptonian needs correction.

>>212654232 (OP)
>superslut goes on one of her drunk binges on a red star world
>beat rape and humiliate her
>she cant do shit about it because she's powerless
>cant even get revenge because she's powerless if she gets too close
>laugh and share the sextapes across the universe internet
>superslut is forever mad

*smash cut to me fingerblasting her inside my goon fortress*

>>212654232 (OP)
She was very drunk

REPOPULATE KRYPTON WITH YOUR COUSIN KAL

>>212654232 (OP)
She’s flirting basically asking firbtge big stepbro d

>>212654232 (OP)
MONKE

>>212654232 (OP)
unironically the reveal that it was her dog and that's why he was so poorly trained and that Kal-el also thinks she's a bad owner for letting him act like that salvaged Krypto and a bit of Superman for me

>>212656128
>We sent you a prime, supple blonde Kal
>We even know that she has great genetic material
>Please just fuck her, come on. You can take as many human women as you want but come on fuck your cousin. Come on

>>212654269
THIS SO MUCH THIS

>>212656475
Gunn has figured out that making all the characters in an EU have the same stoic personality is a terrible idea.

>>212654232 (OP)
Oh n-

>>212654232 (OP)
>Naturally, that would put it significantly behind Man of Steel and The Batman. So clearly it's a failure.
Why did it flop?

>>212656554
>chav supergirl
horrible