What's her best role?

Ngl, she walled

>>212654797 (OP)

I never really got the appeal

>>212654797 (OP)
She was really good at playing a leftist.

>>212654797 (OP)
The bug's golddigger girlfriend. She's not at all believable as a tradcath.

>>212654797 (OP)
i hated the vocal fry at first but it's grown on me

>>212654886
Ana Kasparian did it better.

>/tv/ hates Dasha now
What happened?

>>212655968
Her Russian friend is hotter.

>>212654797 (OP)
https://streamable.com/i4znp4

>It's probably less than 100
>oh cool
>I've been suckin and fuckin since I was 14
>It adds up

>>212656427
Stop. She's just joking.

>>212656585
Can confirm, I was #57 and she stopped sexxing after that

>>212656585
Whatever you say adam

>>212656613
You're fucking with us. Her body count is <4. She just plays it up for her online persona.

The simps on here are LARPing right? How does anyone still care about her?

>>212654797 (OP)

>>212654797 (OP)
That's not a man??

>>212657284
why don't you invoke your retarded slave ancestors and ask them, you disgusting fat negress

>>212657265
Sexo!

>>212657265
I'm thirsty as fuck 24/7 and even I don't think this pic looks good.

>>212658545
go to the doctor, you might be suffering from terminal gayness

>>212658597
You're the one who wants to fuck a 12 year old boy.

>>212656427
Bums me out that she slept with 100+ guys. I know pornstars who've fucked less.

>>212654884

The big unsightly moles put me off

>>212658634
She hasn't. Fuck off back to r9k, incel.

>>212654797 (OP)
unfuckable whore

>>212658676
Why are you defending the honor of a known serial adulterer?

>>212658623
only if he was born without a penis and never gained any ever since :3

>>212658545
same, and I literally goon 24/7, I spend all my time playing videos games and browsing the internet, like 12+ hours a day, even when I'm playing a game or doing something nonsexual I'm often edging my dick. I concur with your sentiment.

>>212658634
I've been using tinder for a while, I sometimes do a "thought experiment" to make a women more open with me. I pretend to be into polyamory/open relationships and convey that I'm ok with casual sex/her fucking on the side, then ask for the body count. I've asked 100s of women this question, the average is 20+, the high end is 200+, most women tell me they've stopped counting at 20. I met one girl that was a virgin and after a year of tinder had 20 bodies, same way college works, one year of college, easy 20 bodies. Casual dating = huge yearly body count. These people treat sex like masturbation. HPV everywhere, cold sores common, stay away.

I think Dasha should star in the Grey's Anatomy reboot.

>>212658748
Dude. Why do you talk shit about her on some random fucking imageboard? Go play with your cock, faggot.

>>212658858
I can and am doing both retard.

Dasha wikifeet

Until you anons can behave, I'm withholding my Dasha rares. That is unless you say something nice about her acting skills.

>>212658924
You're a retarded faggot.

>>212658982
Genuine question: what has she acted in?

she's like the last echo of LA's 2005-2010 hipster era...

>>212659003
Why do you like her?

>>212658982
She really pulls off being a new york druggie with no real job

>>212659010
Ya caught me! I was hoping one of you guys knew. Like what film was this?

>>212659003

>getting this upset over trying to defend the bodycount of some whore that doesn't know you exist who doesn't match your personal headcanon

Absolute cringe betamax faggotry. Massively pathetic.

>>212659091
>Talking shit about some random girl you don't know because you're an unlovable incel nerd faggot

Absolute cringe betamax faggotry. Massively pathetic.

>>212659083
Little Whore on The Prairie. She played Laura Engles Wilder.

>>212656427
Disgusting

>>212659171
>he doesn't have a hotpast fetish

>>212659183
>hotpast fetish
Oh Jesus. Why do they have to label everything? Same thing with retards. Back in the day, you could just be a retard. But now you have to be called autistic. Or special needs.

>>212659183
Remember that your fetish is a fetish, nigger. It has nothing to do with reality.

>>212659010
She was in Succession, The Beast and Materialists

>>212659427
>The Beast
I spit on that film! Hawk tuah!

Or is it a tv show. Either way, Dasha was too good for it. She should have been Lois Lane in "Superman".

>>212659302
inflation
suffering is their coinage
women, criminals, communists, and other atheists are obsessed with worshiping cripples

>>212656413
>Russian
>Her father is the Soviet mathematician and Rutgers University professor Leonid Khachiyan and her mother is Olga Pischikova Reynberg.[10] She is of Armenian, Russian and Ashkenazi Jewish descent.

she is repugnant

>>212659640
Isn't that her brand, though? NYC girls are all gross. Dasha makes 50k+ a month and she still lives in a shithole.

>>212654797 (OP)
Her best role is her existing IRL and being one of the sexyest Slavic girls alive
t. Not Adam

>>212659628
>photo in some low key sneaky location
based girl, totally would if nobody (beside Jesus and the Saints) found out

Too skinny and no tits

>>212659746
Niggerlover detected

>>212659746
Dasha just used him like she uses all men. She was on Megyn Kelly (FOX) and joked about how if you want to bed Dasha, you need to eat butt. Megyn loved it and said she needs to go out clubbing with the Red Scare girls. Very weird friendship.

>>212659668
>>212659640
>repugnant
She would be repulsed by you, incel.

>>212659815
Who’s the bald prick?
>what’s his name?

>>212660239
It's me. Boyfriend #77. Dash only kept me around for home repairs and maintenance. She paid me in sex. Great work if ya can get it.

>>212654797 (OP)
I was genuinely shocked when I saw her in Succession, I didn't even know she was an actress, I thought she was just a podcaster orbiting the CumTown faggottry.
Tbh I only knew her from /tv/.

>>212659746
Adam Won

>>212660345
Yea but I fucked her

>>212660313
Dasha is more than an actress. She's a deconstructive force. This is her version of "Maid To Order" starring Ally Sheedy.

>>212660388
Oh really, that's wild because I fucked her too, but like 5 years before you did.

>>212660403
this needs to be spammed on /lit/ lol

>>212660388
Naah, I fucked her first actually.

reminder that she's married to an indian dude

>>212660472
Dasha is on /lit/? But all she reads are hacky bullshit. She does read from her Good Book though. You can't go toe to toe on the Bible with Dash_cam. She'll bury you with knowledge.

>>212660475
Nah I actually traveled back in time to before you fucked her and fucked her first

>>212660551
>You can't go toe to toe on the Bible with Dash_cam. She'll bury you with knowledge.
I don't believe that at all.

>>212660475
Dasha was alive during the Crusades? Perhaps a witch? She drank from the Holy Grail and that's why she doesn't age (like in that one movie).

>>212660576
Hmm that's funny because I just came back from the past and destroyed your time machine so you didn't even fuck her once...

then I fucked her before I left btw...she didn't even know who you are

>>212660656
She looks so much like one of my exes in high school, although my ex had huge tits. Her grandma was from Ukraine or something, the nose and mouth is exactly the same.

>>212658982
she wanted to be a American Apparel girl so bad, lol.

Sucking off middleaged businessmen in Chinatown

>>212660806
ya think? idk.

no one cares about some commie streetwhore but the lowest brown thirdie loosers like you OP

>>212660844
I mean this sincerely.
Good for her!

>>212660852
Communism will win and whites will keep sucking down opioids and dying.

>>212660745
Yea well I just recreated time and space and made you gay so you never fucked her and wouldn’t even want to fuck her and then I fucked her

>>212660551
>thinks /lit/ reads
>doesn't notice the apartment/house in that video looks like 98% of /lit/anons'
butt my ultimate reason is acclimatizing tiktok-brainwashed /lit/ femanons to think that dressing like a normal person (i.e. dasha) is just fine... which it is

>>212660780
I dated a Russian. Dasha is what, Belarusian? Whatever the shit that is. But yeah, my parents warned me not to do it. But this chick was a 6ft tall model who paid for our dates because she was rich.

It didn't last because no girl wants a broke ass nigger even if I got a BWC. Bitch even said we can't date anymore but can still do booty calls. I felt so used.

>>212660891
at least white people arent dying form dysentery or daring trains, koothrappali

>>212660947
>But yeah, my parents warned me not to do it.
why not?
reminds me of my PhD coordinator who did a breakdown of every nation that passed through the university but when she got to Russians she said "Russians... well, Russians... they are Russians... won't give any more details."
been confused ever since

>>212660985
They're demoralized on a level not seen in other white nations. They have zero shame or regret in acting like cutthroat gold diggers, they probably feel ashamed any time they don't honestly.
It's why Dasha is the way she is. She's incapable of not grifting, whether it be in her career or her personal relationships.

>>212661023
>russians became like arabs but don't even enjoy it
grim

>>212661023
Couldn't have said it better myself. Here's a rare. I think ultimately, USSR babes are groomed to be irl black widows.

>>212660820
I want those socks so bad

skinny east european girls are my fetish

>>212661114
what's with the horrendous ligament-and-veins laden feet though
I've seen many cases of cute girls having these monstrous feet
yes I'm from east europe

>>212660947
Yeah, I think she's Belarusian but it's all the same. lol. Wish I could share a picture, it's like they are sisters.

In my country young girls don't care much about status, they just wanna have fun. It's only when they get in their 30s and haven't married yet they start wanting a rich guy which is hilarious.

>>212661114
You should watch the film "Gotcha!". It's about Goose (Top Gun) being a virgin and fucking a Russian spy in Prauge. She slips her spy shit into his bag and makes him a carrier into North Korea. Crazy ass fucking movie.

The Communits follow him back to America and hunt him down on a college campus. One problem: he's a skilled paintball player and murders everyone.

Then he finds out the CIA chick wasn't Russian, she's from Jersey, so he dumps her ass.

>>212654797 (OP)
Christoph Waltz?

She's bizarro sydney sweeney.

>>212660965
India is a Hyper-capitalism country, lol

>>212661148
She’s just too skinny, specially for her age. All that lost, young collagen is gonna make her feet and hands look gross. Like a normal weight 65 year old’s.

>>212660985
>>212661023
Russians and Ukranian ladies are gold diggers and not that special and I’m saying this as someone that happened to study with a lot of them in uni - very lazy, arrogant and materialistic (every fucking time they post sushi dates on their instagrams). I don’t know why people don’t appreciate British and French women more. I’ve been to UK and France a couple of times - they seem more kind and most were better looking than the saddle nosed Ukranians that pajeets consider to be 10/10.

Dasha wants kids now. You're just gonna have to live with that. #PerfectMommy

>>212661506
The only way I understand the appeal of them over UK/French girls is basically that their shamelessness makes them so transparent that it basically functions as honesty. You know where you stand with them.
Other women have more genuine warmth and compassion, but they're also more ambiguous. It's sometimes more comforting to be in a situation where you know their love is fake rather than one where it might be real but you worry and doubt it might be fake.

I think maybe they even think this way themselves, as some kind of justification of their behavior.

This bitch is definitely a jew yes? She has the sunken eye phenotype going on, very common in the kikel community.

What does Adams gf look like?

>>212661801
what’s his name?

>>212661801
She's better looking than Dasha and she has big tits. Someone posted a pic on reddit but it's deleted.

>>212661864

>>212661801

>>212661864

>>212661904
Dudes Rock.

>>212661922

>>212661932
>just a couple dudes rockin
Based.

>>212660911
Hmm..that's interesting because I was just hanging out with Morgan Freeman (God) and he said you actually had sex with a man but he made it seem like you were fucking a girl. Then he made all the women to have straight sex with me.

Fuck Dasha. Fuck Ana. Fuck red scare. This now a dudes rock thread.

>>212662068
>theeeere goeees myyy heroooo

Dasha's best work is doing 360p video calls with post doc wizards eager to shower her with praise for their sub 1k viewer uploads.

The vocal fy and the vaping while advanced norwoods fall head over heels for her is endearing.

That and that video of her hard earned apartment building tennant meeting where they discuss banning any chance of development around their vertically gated community.

>>212659668
She lives in some famous apartment building in downtown nyc
Also she's married since a month ago or something

She's the equivalent of girls sucking on a controller only she sucked on Zizek-adjacent paraphernalia such as

>>212660551

and got incredibly far with it.

It's tiresome going through dasha's thread only to scroll by endless pictures of anons' e-daddies.

she's not ugly, but she's also not hot. like a 6/10

>>212662248
This nigga gay

Never got the Cumtown thing. Not funny compared to prime Opie & Anthony and even Ron & Fez

>>212659668

Is NYC really that amazing of a city? It seems to hold people under a spell or something where they don't want to leave.

If you're making 6 figures you can have a massive 5 BR house in a safe neighborhood in Wisconsin.

>>212662171
You sound like an insane orbiter freak. You realize she fucked all sorts of nasty NYC men but she won't go near you right?

you could go to any large American university and throw a handful of corn and hit multiple female students who are better looking than this chick. what is the appeal exactly? someone explain.

>>212662248
she's accessible. silly brownies and limpwrist anons can imagine themselves easier with her, might give them a chance to be the cock #1001. what a privilege

why does her face just ooze sex

>>212662287
I never really listen to whole episodes but some of the bits go pretty hard.

>>212662287
You're comparing gay apples and oranges.
Cumtown 2016-2020 is peak.

>>212662374
Because she's a fuckin whoaaa

>>212654797 (OP)
All women who are 'into politics', whichever aisle, are fucked in the head and men who salivate over women who have typically male interests (those requiring higher order thinking that women are incapable of, or ones that traditionally have been male realms like vidya) are equally fucked up.

There is nothing physically appealing about Dasha. Her appeal is entirely in the idea that you could live some kind of bohemian larp lifestyle with her. She has political opinions because it nets her attention. Her romantic interests include basedboy faggots that put her on a pedestal because she's some kind of catch to other low t faggots. She almost certainly has guilted Adam and whoever her new partner is into opening their relationship so she can fuck truckers or something. Dasha and red scare have done serious damage to a lot of bimbos who would otherwise be perfectly functioning fuckholes but are instead annoying as fuck

>>212662411
>Cumtown 2016-2020 is peak.
peak reddit maybe

>>212662287
https://youtu.be/_0-eoEr7jCY?si=JMNEaiCKZVGxQO6b

If you can’t find the humor in this then I can’t help you.

>>212662509
>how to recognize a tourist

>>212662509
Define reddit humor, and explain how it's different from any of the shit on this site.

>>212662509
I don't know what reddit humor is, I just liked the podcast. Don't care about politics - everyone is a gay faggot as far as I'm concerned.

>>212662578
I would've gone with liberal Elmo if you were using Saul clips, but what do I know I'm only gayer than you.

>>212654797 (OP)
Monke

>>212662578
>repeating the words gay, faggot, retard ad nauseam is funny
i understand you need your friends simulator but it's time to grow up

>>212662623
We were gay
Together
On the mountain

>>212662617
Don’t reply to politics tourists, they ruined this website

>>212662644
It’s funny to me because it’s stupid and not pretending to be anything it isn’t. Their ad reads are some of the funniest things I’ve ever heard on a podcast because they truly never cared about any of it.

>>212659127
who cares if some losers say some loser shit you parasocial slave. bitches don't need you to save them

I never listened to cumtown, but I hate that fat guy and find him painfully unfunny in shit that the algo puts on my various social media channels.

>>212662732
>Their ad reads are some of the funniest things I’ve ever heard on a podcast
Only Tim Dillon's can compare.

>>212662679
>>212662617
>>212662509
>>212662411
>>212662287
communists be like
>everything is politics honey
communists also be like
>nevermind the politics honey

>>212662886
t. 2016 election tourist newfag

>redditors accusing other redditors of secretly being redditors
Jesus christ dudes, anyone who hasn't been on this site since at least 2007 is and always will be a newfag and has no ground to stand on calling others tourists. You're newfags, I'm a newfag, get the fuck over it.

>>212662986
stfu newfag

>>212656427
that's kinda gnarly

>>212663019
Moot died in 3rd impact 10 years ago you fraud.

>>212662886
Don’t make me tap the sign

>>212662886
I live in an ex communist country, miss me with that bullshit nigga.

commies get the rope

>>212661882
>The bug won
Unironically heartwarming

>>212663136
sign tappers are delusional aids-riddled nigegrs

>>212663136
>mfw vice actually published this tweet in a hit piece article condemning chapo trap house

>>212663136
Every once in a while my boy puts out bangers.

>>212663679
really? what a bunch of retards

>>212663491
>sign tappers
Can someone explain this gay meme to me?

>>212664276
It's a Simpsons joke.

>>212660745
nick's a good looking dude

her ''debate'' on Catholicism with Jay Dyer

>>212665434
>tfw cannot into contradiction

A toast! To /tv/!