Why’d he do it…?

Do wat?

Turns out being a pseud is an empty existence

For the lulz

Blackmail a politician. Blackmail two.

He had to get it on (the noose)

Look at a 46kb .jpg of your ex on your iPhone that cost three grand and you can't set the time on it, look at it again. Then enter the black forever dark void of nothing that welcomes the chosen hung.

>>212656431 (OP)
They needed an Epstein double for the fake out.

He heard Taco Bell upping the price of the Volcano Double Beef Burrito to $4.89 and instantly killed himself

Balls status?

>>212656537
>the chosen hung
Autosemitic asphyxiation

>>212656578
Busted

He had a threesome with his GF (an actress) and an underage boy (her costar). Picrel, but boy was older when sex happened.

He was afraid the story would come out as the boy and his family were blackmailing them.

He paid them off, but the constant worry the story would come out was too much for him and he offed himself.

>>212656656
So why didn't the story come out after he killed himself

>>212656431 (OP)
BOURDAMPF HAD TWO NEGRONIS

>>212656479
you would know

>>212656539
I knew it wasn't just me, they look way too similar.

>>212656725
I'm gonna start saying 'drank the second negroni' instead of an hero from now on.

>>212656725

>>212656431 (OP)
why does anyone get into the food industry? I don't know. what a horrible idea.

>>212656431 (OP)
Negroni status?

>>212658369
self-lynched

>>212656672

Boy and his senpai got paid off and kept to their word they would not discuss it in public.

>>212658862
Imagine if he writes a book about cucking Bourdain to death one day and calls it "Parts Known" with a O' Keiff painting on the cover

Have a negroni
Have two
Enjoy the ride