Look where I am Rico. Isn’t it beautiful?

>>212657404 (OP)
I'm just going to say what everyone else is thinking, that is one fuckable planet.

>>212657534
I'll say what everyone is really thinking, Carmen should have died instead of Dizzy

she's so fuckin insanely hot in this movie. Good movie though.

The could only observe it for a few minutes at a time before going to back to the radiation sheltering.

>>212657577
She also should have gotten her tits out.

why tf does it need that many though

>>212657665
It's not the bill of NEEDS, libtard.

>>212657665
to collect asteroids that were meant for earth

>>212657665
its a HUUUUUUGGGEEE planet

>>212657814
For you.

>>212657404 (OP)
>AAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>212657404 (OP)
shes dropping hints that the red spot looks like a vagina, right?

>>212657693
lol

>>212657619
there's nothing in the flick to suggest this

The other girl was hotter

>>212657404 (OP)

>>212657665
Each one of those could have destroyed earth if Jupiter didn't catch them.

>>212658063
Mathematically unlikely.

>>212657404 (OP)
>call her crush by his surname
scully does this too. but when i do it to girls they don't like it

>>212657992
>be a kid
Carmen is hottest

>be in my 20s
Dizzy is way hotter!

>be in my 30s
No. Carmen was always superior.

>>212658318
Based, Dizzy is a loser's wet dream, clingy, easily pleased participation medal who only signed up to follow Rico and doesn't keep her head on a swivel in bug territory
Carmen can fly starships and has the balls to get into melee range and disable a brain bug if it was the last thing she got to do, wife material

>>212657404 (OP)
>Hey, isn't this view 40 light minutes from Earth amazing? What, we're about to travel 150,000 light years to the other side of the galaxy?
Really weird that Jupiter was something worth commenting on when it was like going to the local 7-Eleven for us.

>>212658134
>OH MY MATHEMATICAL SCIENCE

shut up, plebbit

>>212658134
Do you have any idea how to MULTIPLY?

>>212658709
How is that weird? I probably live 40 minutes drive away from some beautiful stuff, or I could drive across continents for weeks on end to reach some smelly shithole in India
That isn't even a fair analogy because without being on a military vessel Carmen would most likely never have seen Jupiter up close, it's not something she can just choose to go to, why shouldn't she find it beautiful and meaningful?

>>212657765
>>212658063
(((Jupiter))) pulls in objects from the outer solar system. Sometimes it catches a hit but mostly it yeets things around the solar system.

>>212658318
>be in my 30s

Compare what they look like now. The advantage of being losers in our 30s is that we can see who time has destroyed and how people ultimately get the face they deserve.

>>212658935
>ACKHYUALLY ITS JUPITAH THAT PULLS ASTEYOINKS
No it's your mom mostly

>>212658793
Does anybody really?

>>212658917
I'm sure she could have gone to the outer banks with Johnny if she wanted to.

>>212658935
>(((Jupiter))) pulls in objects from the outer solar system. Sometimes it catches a hit but mostly it yeets things around the solar system.
Gradually I began to hate Jupiter.

>you realise only now that it was actually their ship that changed the asteroid's course so it would fall on earth

God i love this movie

>>212658935
>(((Jupiter))) pulls in objects from the outer solar system.
How about the sun, you stoopid country dipshit?

>>212659185
The sun is hot it projects heat you dumbass it doesn't pull things toward it.

>>212657404 (OP)
That one eternal storm on that planet really pisses me off for some reason.

>>212659080
I hear Zegema Beach is nice

>>212659269
There's an episode of the cgi kids cartoon where they go to Zegema Beach, it is pretty nice

>>212659245
>eternal
It's probably because you're stupid, I could see the world being a frustrating place if I was as stupid as you

>>212659415
Starship Troopers had a beach episode? Kino.

>>212657404 (OP)
The mixed shower scene is still great and I want more like it.

>>212659452
>>212659185
>>212659018
>>212657765
>>212658063
I see that the JIDF has found this thread. Boy I can't wait to die for the red spot.

>>212659149
It's open to interpretation

>>212659452
tbf it may as well be, chances are it will still be going on decades after we die.

>>212659211
Yes it pulls out things like Uranus
>>212659554
shut up, nigger

It is a crime that the movie didn't adapt power armor from the book and popularize it into public consciousness.
We could have had so much power armor kino.

>>212659617
The movie is so perfect as is, I wouldn't approve any changes

>>212659617
Wouldn't have worked on a dozen fronts, chiefly the CGI wasn't there yet, you can't do book accurate suits because actors wont want their faces covered for 80% of the movie and what Verhoeven made was far more entertaining than a 1:1 adaptation would've been

>>212659617
they did it in the 3d movie i think

>>212659720
The marauder suits yeah, but they were in it for like 5 minutes tops.
The only good part of Starship Troopers 3 was this song.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YB6Xq-jjzeE

>>212659766
Really? Closeups on interracial hookups? So much for the Federation being fascist…

>>212659893
The federation was never fascistic. It has always been more along the lines of militaristic liberalism with voting rights etc being restricted behind doing civic or military service. There was never even a hint of racism in it (at least againg other humans.)

>>212659554
trying too hard

>>212659554
>>212660302
I thought it was funny

we jupiterposting

>>212659554
Oh I just got it

>>212659982
> militaristic liberalism
shut up, nigger

>>212661126
Read the book lmao

>>212659982
After reading a few Heinlein books, it's evident dude just has a politiboner for 1776 and pre-jacksonian democracy

>>212659694
Bitch, Verhoeven made fucking Robocop where he's covered the whole film. ST is one of the most effects heavy films ever with extensive models, cgi and animatronics that blend seemlessly. It would have looked FAR better than troops running up in plastic armor with ineffective machine guns to be turned into meat. If there's anyone who could have done it, it was Verhoeven. So shut the fuck up.

>>212660627
looks swirly and gay

>>212661662
Shame such a great cinematographer was such a limp dick faggot in real life

>>212657665
Ancestral trauma over how his dad handled his children

>>212657665
if space were real, that wouldn't even be that many.
Earth being a poorfag is a bad standard

>>212662570
You you’re clueless. Stuck on all this partisan shit when Verhoeven was doing nothing more than showing how a culture can turn insane during a war, using satire to show it.

>>212662652
kek we gotta pump those numbers up.

>>212657665
Clean it up, janny

>>212662662
He didn’t even read the book bc, “he didn’t get it, and it was boring.”

>>212662662
>satire
>IT WAS SATIRE IT WAS A SUBVERTED POSTMODERN PLOT YOU ARE PLEB
Lol
All his movies are basically misantropic over the top cheesy gore fest
There can be no double meaning in the constant glorification of violence
He is a fucking maniac and all that "le satire" trope shit is just his cover up for his morbid fetishes
Go back to plebbit

>>212657587
it's crazy that we don't have a scifi sweeney vehicle yet, she would be so perfect out in space, milkers just floating around

>>212658935
Jupiter is based, you're mistaking it for (((Saturn)))

>>212663625
And the twist is she actually goes to space so she gets her tits out in zero gravity.

>>212657404 (OP)
I don't know, but I want to bang your captain.

>>212657992
True

>>212659569
either way, the ship not being in an optimal course prior is suspicious as well. almost like it was made to avoid the asteroid, which was sent on a course that is exactly the one you would need from klendathu to earth, which doesnt even make sense logically. the asteroid didnt even remotely travel at lightspeed or anything close to that. did it just suddenly drop out od warpspeed? lol. lmao.

buenos aires was an inside job. the militant party was getting rid of rich liberals opposing fleeing the United Sta- i mean United Citizen Federation, so that they could invade the bugplanet for more lebensraum.

and honestly, fuck the bugs. if they had interstellar travel, they would do the same

>>212657992
not with those flapjack tits

>>212657929
Lol

>>212660627
Having been there twice I'd just like to say, the upper crust is closer than you think and not in a gay way

>>212657404 (OP)
>woman only reaches as far as Jupiter
>top-level high paying nepo job that barely does anything

>man is literally on the other side of the galaxy
>shitty gruntwork but highly trained and skilled

typical female in the workplace dynamic

>>212657950
Definitely

>>212663490
No he hates guns and that's why he makes them look so cool.

>>212657404 (OP)
I have regular dreams where I'm flying through the clouds on Jupiter, just intense pressure and heat on me but it doesn't hurt, and every time I try to fly up passed a certain point, I physically can't make it. I feel like I desperately want to get out again, but I end up just falling back down to a massive endless freezing cold sea and floating on it exhausted.

>>212664704
Wasn't Buenos Aires before that?

>>212657587
Correct.

>>212665444
No. They hit the asteroid, then she says warn fleet command and they say the communications are destroyed. So they are unaware of the asteroid heading that way and somehow it gets from Jupiter to Earth ridiculously fast

>>212665489
Oh I only remember it in relation to Rico's story, her scenes are just kind of background noise to me. I never got the impression that was the same one but maybe I missed something.

>>212657577
They should have both died in retarded ways in line with the tone of the movie.

>>212665397
You should play Outer Wilds

>>212665737
Those models are so much bigger than I thought they would be.

>>212665868
They still look great on screen with so much detail.

>>212658063
>if Jupiter didn't catch them.
that's not really how gravity and all that works, honestly Jupiter puts us in more danger than it does keeping us safe.

>>212657693
Lost

>>212665737
>only two women
>only two colored people

We have to go back

>>212665983
Probably why they're so big. This is really cool I've never seen any bts stuff for this movie.

>>212657665
Saturn has more orbiters. She's the most popular gal in the solar system

>>212666186

>>212664841
but there are females in rico's unit.

>>212666231
That looks so much more fun to work on than cgi.

>>212666334
I know a guy who worked on Star Wars and helped with the puppet designs and always likes to talk about it like it was the best job he ever had.

His son happened to work on one of the sequels doing some CG, and quit his job to work in the civil service instead because apparently the work he was doing was so fucking dull and he couldn't be bothered to deal with the pajeets they were outsourcing a lot of stuff too. Imagine how bad that must've been if thinking the fucking civil service is a better option.

>>212659245
The Great Red Spot isn't eternal, it's a storm that's been happening for hundreds of years but it's also shrinking as time goes by.

>>212657665
Saturn has more moons than Jupiter. That said, Jupiter sucks a lot of asteroids that could easily end life on Earth into itself using its vast gravity. Based Big Brother Jupiter protecting Earth.

>>212661662
robocop's face is supposed to be covered because it hides his humanity, that's the entire point of it. starship troopers is more about being human and having loyalty, friendship and romance with other humans. if you want power armor you can watch Edge of Tomorrow which did it pretty well but the two leads are charisma vacuums.

>>212666334
usually looks better too.

>>212666320
but how'd they make the cow disappear?

>>212663490
>>212662662
>>212665309
Paul Verhoeven had so many important lessons to teach us

>fascism is bad
>capitalism is bad
>guns are bad
>don't have sex with Sharon Stone
>no seriously don't have sex with Sharon Stone
>wtf don't have epileptic pool sex with chicks who remind you of Sharon Stone either, why isn't this getting through to you

Why didn't we listen?

>>212658063
It’s staggering how many things lined up perfectly so that Earth could support life.
There are probably millions of potential Earths out there in the galaxy but they’re orbiting the wrong type of star or they’re a little too close or a little too far or they don’t have a core that supports a magnetic shield or life was just beginning but an asteroid hit it.

>>212657628
Yeah, wtf. Probably would have been too pricey in the contact for Denise.

>>212667487
not at all