>oh you like movies anon? what's your favourite movie?
What's the correct response /tv/?

Harold and Kumar go to White Castle

step mom has sex with NOT her son

Jack and Jill
pure kino

Big-tit Slime Girls Fucks Bonersaurus

>>212662280 (OP)
you ask her "what's *your* favorite movie?" and her answer will be "i don't know lol" and if you push her a little she will say "uh i guess [shitty movie]?" and then you gently make fun of her (negging) and maybe touch her arm (kino) and the rest is history

>>212662381
if mental illness was a post

The entire blacked and blacked raw catalog

>>212662280 (OP)
It's The Abyss no matter who asks me
Cameron before hoes

>>212662280 (OP)
willy wonka

For me, it's the 2008 blockbuster You Don't Mess With The Zohan

>>212662291
>>212662303
>>212662431
these anons are getting head by the poolside

i guess i like the thighlander ser- i uh mean highlander series

>>212662387
i've made out with girls using this pua shite, it's gay but it works, but sure man i'm mentally ill

>>212662280 (OP)
Donnie. Darko.

>>212662464
>he's made out with girls
that's not as much of a flex as you think little bro

Harakiri (1962)

>>212662280 (OP)

>>212662464
Wow you've made out with girls and all it took was you being a little jester gimp with no dignity? We're all very impressed with you buddy.

its still wreck it ralph

>>212662280 (OP)
Either Fellowship of the Ring or Shin Godzilla.

>>212662280 (OP)
sauce?????

>>212662280 (OP)
The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari (1920)

>>212662491
yeah maybe i should do like you and start making out with black men

>>212662569
wouldn't you like to know weather boy

Kind of, heh. I actually prefer making movies. Adult ones. You want to make one with me haha?

>>212662544
jester? fuck no. you have to be playful but not ridiculous. todd valentine is the best pua guy btw most of them are indeed clowns

I don't like movies because they are made by the Jews

>>212662569
I'll tell you once you and your buddies fuck off with the superman threads, baljeet

>>212662589
why do all hot white women have to compulsively signal their allegiance to ghetto niggers?

>>212662584
im saying making out with a girl isn't a flex unless your still in high school
>>212662613
holy fuck no way you watch these losers

>>212662636
It's basic evolution, anon. They want strong mates with strong genes. Chuddies just can't compete being bottom of the barrel males

>>212662660
yeah i know kissing hot girls is gay. sorry for being gay

End of Evangelion

>>212662280 (OP)
Dude, Where's My Car?

Fuck, I'm lonely

>>212662660
pua shit works. how the fuck do you not know this? fucking lol. just try it out nigga. it's like video game cheat codes

>>212662280 (OP)

>>212662669
more like white men have been emasculated and black men propped up by le juden

>>212662464
Making out with chicks after flirting isn't a big deal and doesn't guarantee any kind of progress past that. It really just means you made a move and didn't completely creep them out.
Lots of women treat anything before 3rd base as free party favors, it's like giving a crown to kids at Burger King.

That said PUA shit can work, but it's not necessarily the best approach most of the time.

>>212662728
yeah i know. most women have had dozens of sexual partners, kissing means nothing to them, blah blah. whatever. i will never brag about kissing girls again.

>>212662680
im saying it's not a flex any well adjusted man should've made out with a chick before
>>212662706
if you can't get women without following some "video game cheat code" you're unironically too far gone

>>212662303
based

>>212662627
The only right answer. Not for getting laid, but for living life

>>212662802
Look I'm not trying to shit on the entire concept like these other anons and I'm not trying to say I doubt your success with these tactics. I'm sure you've had some, but you should really treat pua shit as training wheels for flirting rather than a long term strategy.

>>212662280 (OP)
>>212662589
zack & miri make a porno

>>212662830
sauce??

>>212662280 (OP)
THE ONE WE'LL SHOOT TONIGHT

>>212662636
Because their dad told them they can't date a black guy.

But who am I kissing a disgenic fuck like me doesn't need to be around women and I tend to stay away from them. Ive been told " you'll regret it someday", but I honestly don't feel like I need to be passing on my shitty genes. And I seriously mean that. Do I want love and companionship? Of course, its just for better men, and im not the better man.

>>212662828
fuck you faggot. i have an analytical mind. every time you have succesfully seduced a woman you have employed Game/PUA strategies whether consciously or instinctively. i'm a neurotic, compulsively self-sabotaging guy which is the opposite of what women want in a man. PUA blogs helped me see all that i was doing wrong. it's just tried-and-true, field-tested techniques for interacting with women. what the fuck is wrong with that? suck my dick.

>>212662924
No, Raj

>>212662636
because they want real men, not weak whiny 4chan anons

>>212662950
Because he doesn't have the confidence to do it and he's super jelly and seething.

>>212662950
NTA but i relate to this
>i'm a neurotic, compulsively self-sabotaging guy which is the opposite of what women want in a man
way too much
PUA really helps with that shit? haven't been laid in two and a half years cuz i'm just too neurotic to actually put in the effort

>>212662890
the real problem with pua fare is it's basically a manual for being a narcissist/psychopath. it needs to be tempered with a humane/religious philosophy. there used to be christian guys who wrote blogs about "marriage game" -- it has its uses even within monogamous relationships. it's simply a systematization of how one should interact with women if one desires certain positive outcomes and it's all grounded on empirical evidence. it's the kind of thing "cool" guys sneeringly dismiss but so what. then again the velvet hat pua guys are of course extremely cringe, i get it. but for neurotic autistic guys like me pua material can be helpful. basically it's a manual for being a man when everything else is trying to turn you into a limpwristed simp.

>>212662636
its an amerikek thang

>>212662946
you and me both anon
it's a good deed that goes unnoticed but some men understand they have failed genes and should not contribute to the gene pool

you wouldn't get it. excuse me while i seek out a 25+ year old male to talk about movies with instead. seeya bitch.

Lawrence of Arabia

>>212662723
after all these years, the left still can't meme.

>>212663132
I literally do tho, I think a lot of single men need to just self improve and try more. And of course, this is an opinion I formed from the outside looking in. But I don't see any good with having kids, getting married, etc. There's so much better men, that are in better health, have better loves and genes that are more deserving. I don't feel im worthy, and I don't feel like something will work out now since im older. But you've just failed a couple of times and gave up, don't stop trying, and don't fuck it up and regret it later. I do a bit to be honest, but I snap myself back realizing that im doing this for the good of myself and mankind.

>>212662280 (OP)
She looks AI generated

>>212663277
no anon im genuinely a bad person, at the very least i have to finish working on myself before i start dating again but i think it's better if i don't, there's history of extreme mental illness (bipolar, depression, BPD, autism) in both my dad and mums side so i've legit got no desire to spread my rotten genes

>>212663125
>the real problem with pua fare is it's basically a manual for being a narcissist/psychopath. it needs to be tempered with a humane/religious philosophy
I pretty much completely agree yeah.

>>212663168
I would never say this but I would do this
then, after a few beers, I’ll find a guy with a neckbeard and ask him to explain the lore for the Jurassic Park genetically spliced dinos as well

The only genres that women are more enjoyable to talk to about are horror/true crime - a worryingly high amount of femoids will speak for an hour about something like ‘a demon killed an entire family and that’s why I refuse to buy from antique stores’ or they’ll know your state’s most prolific serial killers astrological sign

>>212663382
Most people are narssistic in some way, but I wouldn't call someone thats trying to get your goofy ass laid a phsyco.

>>212663374
Stop whining

>>212663247
it's an ancient /tv/ shitpost, newfag. go back

>>212662280 (OP)
Con Air

>>212663411
That's not what I'm saying.

>>212662280 (OP)
>I don't really watch movies. Have you heard of The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya?

Amazing I haven't kms, but I live in defiance and anger at god. Continuing to live is a fuck you

>>212663501
Based answer but this thread is about impressing a woman not picking a good movie

>>212663743
Sophomoric

>>212663493
make me faggot

>>212663784
women are retarded and i don't give a fuck about impressing them and you're retarded if you think liking a movie is going to impress them

>>212663784
You may be right, but I do live a pretty pointless existence. My whole adult life to now has been trying to escape my parents and failing.

>>212663934
based

>>212662636
>blond girl doing a cute face with a peace sign
>immediately think of niggers
?

>>212662636
Jewish psyops

>>212662280 (OP)
I don't like movies

>>212662613
>jester
Apt description, I hate that gay bullshit even though I'm naturally "funny", but being a fucking wind up toy for retards is gay and I hate the fact that I'm supposedly funny (it's like shut the fuck up faggot, I'm not here for your amusement)

>>212664710
>oh but anon my bf said you knew a lot about movies!

>>212662280 (OP)
my head between her thighs

>>212662830
My brain went there too. They're so hot.

>>212662723
makes me think of people going through the new Superman trailers and screenshotting every milisecond to find something to complain about

>>212662464
grats what were their names and penis sizes?

>>212662280 (OP)
Finding nemo. The heroes journey of a father trying to find his lost son is epic. What’s your favorite movie stacy?

>>212662280 (OP)
No Country for Old Men

>>212662280 (OP)
happy gilmore

>>212662280 (OP)
El Topo

>>212662280 (OP)
Bikini Car Wash

>>212662280 (OP)
The Notebook, what's your favourite movie?

There’s only one true answer

>>212662280 (OP)
Superman (2025)

>when her favorite movie is scream

>>212662387
no the autist is spitting truth
you see we expect women to think like us but they are automatons and this mechanical shit is actually how you beat the numbers game

>>212666665
hell yeah man

Females don't like movies because they can't understand them and can't sit still for that long unless it's to scroll SNS.
There is no actual answer to the question "What's your favorite movie, anon?" that's going to illicit a positive response from one. She will either not know what it is and offer a non-response (pegs you as a dork), know but not care if it's some normalfag MCU slop (pegs you as a loser) or find your response creepy.
Talking with females about anything is a waste of time, unless you're talking about them (which is boring, but will maybe gain you favor).

>>212667045
Just like in my Japanese hentais

>>212667045
Damn I wish I had a scream mask. I have the 4chan mask but no one gets it.

>>212662421
>OMG I love Timothee, he's so hot!!

>>212667637

>>212662280 (OP)
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=a_rN0iWkleA

>Quiet bitch, I'm eating and watching Kino."

>>212662280 (OP)
Cruel Intentions

>>212662280 (OP)

Boats. Boats. Boats.

>>212670265
wtf is this?

>>212662280 (OP)
>Flesh Gordan

>>212662280 (OP)
the emoji movie

>>212662280 (OP)
movies for impressing this phenotype?

>>212667727
The rare women that do actually like kinos are among the craziest of the species on top of this.

>>212673571
any tyler perry, wayans brother, or peele production

>>212666665
Last time I showed that to a girl, we had sex for 3 straight days.

>>212673845
A very much typical response that not many here are capable of being ready for. You must have godlike endurance, like the rest of us, who have endured that test.

Les Amitiés Particulières (1964)

whatever is the #1 movie among brainless whores atm
so probably F1 movie right now

>>212667045
God I wish I was a zoomer.