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Anonymous
7/13/2025, 3:30:12 PM No.212662743
IMG_3221
IMG_3221
md5: fef126a5eb4a0663603196ee3067fb75๐Ÿ”
Actors who could fight and beat a grizzly bear with no weapons
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Anonymous
7/13/2025, 3:31:04 PM No.212662763
not an actor but i probably could, if i had time to prepare
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Anonymous
7/13/2025, 3:31:13 PM No.212662767
chalamet
chalamet
md5: f7f03c72e97f384e17060687f2783201๐Ÿ”
>>212662743 (OP)
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 3:31:46 PM No.212662786
>>212662763
I believe in you, ironically
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 3:34:48 PM No.212662835
>>212662743 (OP)
>no weapons
I'd say I could do it but I had to register my fists as deadly weapons so I guess I'm disqualified.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 3:52:08 PM No.212663219
>>212662743 (OP)
Seagal.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 4:21:33 PM No.212663869
grizzly-bear
grizzly-bear
md5: 9ddf234d26106efb138435171a907903๐Ÿ”
>>212662743 (OP)
Maybe a small one. Grizzlies can weigh up to 600 - 1,000 pounds, and they have thick, padded hide and bones that are several times denser than human's. With no weapons, Halfthor is going to get crumpled like a ragdoll and mauled to death.
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Anonymous
7/13/2025, 4:24:57 PM No.212663941
>>212663869
>sincerely responding to bait
the average IQ of this board is in the double digits
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 4:29:38 PM No.212664040
>>212663869
bears are fatties and slow, thor deadlifts 1000 poundsโ€ฆhe would demolish a grizzly
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Anonymous
7/13/2025, 4:31:08 PM No.212664071
>>212662743 (OP)
I wouldn't call what he did in GoT acting. They also had to dub over his only two lines because of his accent.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 4:31:17 PM No.212664076
IMG_2033
IMG_2033
md5: f52f74e05e92d4066e7ba9d7055c0b7b๐Ÿ”
If a bear had been in that plane things would have gone down differently. There would have been a lot of fur in that cockpit.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 4:32:46 PM No.212664113
IMG_2189
IMG_2189
md5: 35a17162efcc7d34db1012a8306b8626๐Ÿ”
Modern men no. But a cave man could do it.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 4:34:56 PM No.212664159
grizzly
grizzly
md5: 9d234ce61eca56d7b02936485323e763๐Ÿ”
>>212662743 (OP)
I want you to watch carefully this picture so you can put your life in perspective. And his.
Yes, it should be real.
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Anonymous
7/13/2025, 4:36:08 PM No.212664179
>>212664159
those claws make me cringe, I feel like they would break all the time
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 5:06:20 PM No.212664813
>>212664159
Looks like a big pillow to me. And those claws arenโ€™t even sharp.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 5:13:39 PM No.212664963
>>212664159
The odds are basically 0, but there is one recorded case of someone biting through a grizzy's carotid (somehow) and killing it (I believe he jammed his arm right down its throat and I imagine lost the arm)
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 5:35:09 PM No.212665435
crazy that no one posted him yet, this board is a fucking glacier
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Anonymous
7/13/2025, 5:35:57 PM No.212665451
>>212662743 (OP)
I wish he snapped Pedros skull irl
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 5:41:55 PM No.212665600
>>212664040
>thor deadlifts 1000 pounds
sure he just needs his dad to weigh the weights, be in the comfort of his own home and be surrounded by a dozen orbiters
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 5:43:14 PM No.212665631
>>212662743 (OP)
looks like a bloated corpse
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Anonymous
7/13/2025, 5:59:23 PM No.212666054
IMG_2208
IMG_2208
md5: 4debe81ef1faac36dfc61cc955da0d51๐Ÿ”
>>212665435
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 6:03:49 PM No.212666190
>>212665631
His heart will give out soon enough
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 6:51:47 PM No.212667483
>>212662743 (OP)
yeah if he's wearing his backbrace and knee braces and wrist guards. look at his face he's vaxx maxxed.