>Thanks for bringing me all the way out here so I can help show you where that priceless necklace is that you've spent years looking for. Actually I had it the whole time and I'm just gonna throw it over the boat in memory of some drifter that I cheated on my fiance with

>>212662908 (OP)
*a loud flute playing my heart will go on aggresively in the background*

Women.

Her property her choice.
>But muh inheritance!
You aren't entitled to your parents wealth.

>>212663030
boomer hands typed this

>>212663030
>Boomers rode the back of the entire prosperity that the GI generation fought for while they fucked each other in a mud pit
>NOOOO YOU'RE NOT ENTITLED TO ANYTHING

>>212662908 (OP)
>Btw
>Lemme reminisce how I was taken on luxury cruises and part of high-class families...
>...and a suicidal spoiled brat at 17, freely having unprotected sex with criminals
>I'm sure you'll love that from "grandma"
What a wholesome film.

Why is tv flooded with this same thread every day now? Did they release a titanic 2?

>>212664093
http://www.geocities.com/Heartland/Bluffs/4157/hampdance.html

>>212664263
dee da dee die diddy doe doe

>>212664093
I wish... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vetaFnJ2TpQ

>>212664093
When this happens its because the movie went up on a streaming service like netflix

>>212663030
One of these days I'm going to strap a presuure cooker onto my chest and walk into the nearest "55+ community"

>>212664093
>>212664479
Titanic is a classic

>>212664548
One of the worst films of all time. Its outrageous success is a major element of its failure. Its bankrupt in all ways artistically and narratively. Cameron getting rich off it is irrelevant.

>>212662908 (OP)
>Yes, yes, I had a happy life with a husband and a family, HOWEVER my definition of heaven is getting my cunt wrecked by this homeless guy I hooked up with 80 years ago

>>212664738
Romantic.

bump

>>212663030
I hate boomers so god damn much