Would Superman really be okay with his cousin being a party crazy drunk slut maxxing every weekend?
|| Also Why does everyone call her monke? How did this start? ||

No, he would not. But this Star-Lord/Spider-Man motherfucker pretending to be Superman is fine with it. Also, that's not Supergirl. That's Tom King's blonde bimbo whore character who is pretending to be Supergirl.

>>212663410 (OP)
If you look clearly you can see that she monke.

>has to go to planets with red suns so she can get pounded hard by big cocks and feel it like a normal slut

Based Monke.

>>212663410 (OP)
you saw her drunk once at the golden globes of all events and you're still triggered by it?

>>212663410 (OP)
new planet of the apes movie?

>>212663431
What reminds you of spider man? Or star Lord even

>>212663536
Drinking is degenerate behaviour and not fit for films that children will see

>>212663431
>Starlord/Spider-Man
People just make up anything nowadays

She needs to team up with Kate Mara

>>212663410 (OP)
She’s adorable.

If you made drunk Supergirl orgasm, and she clamped down on your appendage with her vaginal walls in a frenzy of lust, would you die?

>>212663441
Oh come on. She's only like 10% monke.

>>212664864
This is really hot

>>212664947
It would be extremely painful

>moner
>this girl
the gunn dc universe is DOA outside of superman

>>212664812
yeah team up with me in between

>>212663441
Yeah, I'm thinking I'd like to RETVRN to monke

>>212664947
I used to think about this too when I was little, I thought, if superman farted really hard he could destroy a city.

>>212663410 (OP)
>party crazy drunk slut maxxing

That is literally what a modern female superhero would do
And she'd be cheered for it
The character will probably have an onlyfans so they can "fight" the "stigma"

>>212663410 (OP)
He doesn't get a say in the matter because she's technically older than him. She babysat him. He's the kid, she's the adult. And if his slutty cousin wants to get fucked up on the weekends and take a train of chads that's what happens

>>212663410 (OP)
soft nose...

>>212664864
Gunn actually wrote Kara to be a stoic, straight-laced girl scout. But Milly showed up on set drunk and they had no choice but to go with it.

>>212664991
What kind of girls does the dcu need then?

>>212665514
Gunn needs to bring back pom

>>212664947
No because if she's drunk then it means she's depowered from a red sun, so her vaginal walls wouldnt be superpowered at that moment

>>212665031
hot

>>212665030
One of my favorite female superheroes decided to just get into a gangbang with random dudes at a bar right in the middle of a comic and it contributed nothing to the plot

>>212663410 (OP)
Her suit needs a wash. Did she go to a bar wearing it?

>>212666897
Uh what would green arrow think of this

>hello sirs did you see my waifu things I like about she is she is white and also female with bob and vagene!!!
Kys
This tattooed whore deserves to be left in the trash. Which is where you also belong, shill.

>>212667477
He's a communist so it's ok to share

>>212663410 (OP)
His cousin has taken Lobo's uncut fat cock in her pussy!! Milly AllCocks

>>212663818
>>212663940
He's a scrappy, boyish version of Superman who likes pop rock, says dude and acts like a manchild. Just like those two.

>>212666897
>gets used as a cum sock by a bunch of strangers
>Sigh...I haven't felt this good about myself in a long time
Women are pure demonic evil filth.

>>212663410 (OP)
>>212666897
>Alcohol addiction affecting a supe
>Supe pussy not tight enough to rip a dick off
These people just write themselves into everything.

>>212663410 (OP)
>||
get lost queer

>>212667718
Starlord sure but Spider-Man? Idk
>>212667844
You recognize it which makes you also a queer. I just forgot how spoilers worked here. 4chanx usually lets you spoil by right clicking

>>212668094
nope, get lost queer

>>212667756
That's a fictional character.
The events depicted are not real.

>>212663410 (OP)
in my headcanon drunk supergirl wakes up one day and starts a rare earth mineral mining company, generating trillions in revenue and employing millions

>>212663410 (OP)

>>212665031
"Audience Anon, do you like what you see?"

>>212669497
Why don't they resize that city to normal size and have a Kryptonian colony living nearby?

>>212663431
fpbp

>>212669718

They have a couple of times and it usually ends up with the Kryptonians trying to colonize earth and kill everybody.

I will not watch Supergirl the movie unless it has Streaky the Super cat

>>212669497
>Supergirl gets drunk
>uncorks the bottle and farts into it
>puts the stopper back and laughs like a drain

>>212663410 (OP)
PROGNATHUS

>>212669982
Damn Kryptonian niggas are dicks. How did Jor el turn out good

>>212665030
The ex-prime minister of Finland was going to coke parties and grinding on men (she's married). I can't imagine what an irl supergirl would be like.

>>212670402
How do I immigrate to Kandor?

>>212665030
kryptonians got genesis chambers their women wouldn't ovulate, their breasts don't milk, they wouldn't be whores they would be like autistic guys

>>212671451
You have to be 5'8 or shorter

>>212665031
>train of chads
Why are you all such latent cuckolds

>>212669497
Classic superdickery

>>212671763
Very presumptuous of you to assume that anonie doesn't consider himself a Chad. Correct, but presumptuous.

>>212669497
>Really, Clark? 7 million? In one bottle city? Don't those numbers seem a little high to you?

i shall see the monkeygirl movie next year!

>>212663410 (OP)
>a party crazy drunk slut
wife
MATERIAL

>>212663410 (OP)
First cousin? How related we talking here?

>>212663410 (OP)
upturned nostrils and face compositions just gives of monke vibes

>>212664969
We’re all mostly monke

>>212669497
That's still a smaller bodycount than MoS' Metropolis destruction.

>>212663410 (OP)
I don’t think alcohol or drugs from earth would even affect a kryptonian. Bravo Gunn.

>>212673028
You didn’t even watch the movie, she specifically says she goes to planets with red suns to get drunk

If she went to someplace with a red sun, how'd she get back?

>>212663441
wtf
how did Krypto get out of this one?

>>212663410 (OP)
I’d feed her a banana if you catch my drift and the gist of what I’m saying and if you know what I mean, comprende am i right?

>>212663410 (OP)
>||
What is this shit?

>>212673182
This anon would have sex with monke...

>>212673081
So every weekend she goes to a different planet? Thats fucking stupid.

>>212663410 (OP)
Im ok cause she bring me her slutty friends

>>212664947
doesnt superman and supergirl have some inertia bullshit power? perhaps when mating their mating partners become some sort "part" of them and thus are immune

>>212673240
What's stupid about it? I don't always buy, eat, or watch a movie at the same places, and I wouldn't be surprised if she caused a ruckus in at least one of thosr places.

Is his cousin going to be part of his harem?

>>212673090
She calls Space Cabbie.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Space_Cabbie

She actually sucks at providing content for fans. Every thread, when there are images, are all the same images over and over again.

>>212673452
She’d have to take a ship every time right? Because she’d loose her powers near the red sun? Sounds expensive and she’d get drunk and ram some alien World Trade Center most likely.

>>212673028
Didn’t watch the movie I see. This was addressed

>>212673662
Why are you so upset about things that you are clearly ignorant on? Literally just do the research for yourself or quit pissing your pants in public

>>212673694
It’s capeshit, you’ll be lucky if I torrent it.

>>212673746
>didn't watch the movie
shut the fuck up then lol

>>212673662
How quickly red sun radiation affects Kryptonians varies from writer to writer. Despite being under full sunlight and not minding Krypto cracking the floor under her, she was still clearly drunk. It's possible she can fly enough to land on those planets, especially if she's smart to pick one that's not very close to the red sun.

>>212673746
>y-you'll be lucky if I torrent it
No one gives a shit

>>212674103
I don’t have to watch the latest installment to know how it already works. And has this>>212673028 picture ever been explained? He’s clearly on earth, does he have a kryptonite buttplug or something?

>>212669497
Why does a hyperadvanced crystalline silicon-based Type III civilisation like Krypton need wooden doors, anyways?

>>212673187
It's how things are spoilered on discord

>>212673240
I think Supergirl still doesn't commit to protect Earth so she has nothing else to do besides debauchery. Following her cousin's footsteps and becoming protector of Earth might be her character development for her upcoming movie

the drunk thing is silly. why not just let them get drunk on earth. nobody cares about autistic comic book lore.

what if supergirl did ketamine?

>>212664988
youre a tough guy

>>212663410 (OP)
Cute monke

>>212669497
She's just a girl...

When I saw the movie some autistic guy who was buying funkos before the movie started screamed OH MY GOD ITS SUPERGIRL when she showed up lmao

>>212675201
suprised Luther or some shit didn't have le kryptonite vodka

>>212663441
Looks like she's riding Kryptos knot

>>212671763
It's an American movie.

>>212676500
Why does your theater sell funkopops

bump

We don't really like her here

>>212665589
He'll find a way to cast all of his friends in a role.

>>212679205
Top 5 mmm banana moments

>>212676594
It's all you esl trannies watch apparently. You never shut up about American movies.

>>212665589

monke

i really hoped HoD would be the last i'd see of this little monke

>>212669497
>"Kryptonians aren't people"

She'll find all of you

>>212663410 (OP)
>||
go back, faggot.

>>212663410 (OP)
probably not, but he'd be too awkward to get his point across and she wouldn't understand, so would party anyway. Then depending on the era of Superman, he may drag her out of the party or not understand the appeal and leave her alone.

He'd never be cool with it, but he how much he'd put a stop to it would vary

>>212679205
Will Poulter did his transition?

>>212663410 (OP)
One would assume he already tried to get her to stop but she wouldn't. I mean what the fuck is he realistically going to do about it? Beat the shit out of her and level cities during the fight publically then go "it's okay she's my cousin. I'm only trying to help?"

I get why they hire girls like Milly for these roles. A little strange looking for memorability, not too hot as to intimidate the female audience

>>212679604
giwtwm

>>212679447
NNNNNNOOOOOO I NEEED POM IN A TIGHT SUPERHERO COSTUME

>>212673090
Guy dropped her off after some anal.

>>212679722
Reminds me of the movie Hancock with will smith

>>212673081
You didn't watch the movie. Clark is the one that says it.

>>212664864
No, she monke

>>212679836
based

>>212663410 (OP)
>posts about superman
>doesn't know basic board culture
Least obvious shill campaign.

>>212680774
I don't watch game of thrones and it's spin off material also avoid waifu fag threads for things I haven't seen. Can hardly call it board culture when it's one show

>>212663431
Tell that to Zod's snapped neck

>>212663410 (OP)
Why would he care? She's not his wife

>>212675301
4u

>>212679205
this is the gremlin jew phenotype. Jutting jaw, sloped forehead, large philtrum

Uncanny beasts

>>212681043
He is still her caretaker basically

>>212673240
Yeah, retard? Do you think she flies slower than Superman or something, dipshit? It'd take her less than an hour.

>>212682140
She's older than him.

monke

>>212682252
She may be older but he's the one who's an actual "adult" and usually her earthly guide

>>212667756
She beat them up you retard

>>212682512
Seems he wanted to go more the powergirl route with her.

>>212679790
I want to keep her in a cage and only let her out for sexo.

>engineer can kill superman by starving him of oxygen
>end of movie he’s sitting on the moon and Kara came back from another planet
Gunn already shot himself in the foot with a massive plot hole. Have fun trying to have Superman visiting other planets in a sequel.

>>212683353
he can hold his breath retard. they literally said this in the fucking movie.

>>212663448
how does that work though. she can fly around in space if theres a yellow sun but if shetries to fly to a planet with a red sun wouldnt she revert to a regular person and die in space on the way there?

>>212683353
>mfw they had an entire scene in the middle of the movie where a titanic monster is destroyed by fucking up his lungs by a normal human with tech and later on the villians try to do the same to Superman and Anon is confused about it.

>>212665589
She was one of the robots

>>212673240
/tv/ will actually get mad over anything

>>212683353
Having your lungs filled is different than holding your breath

>>212663410 (OP)
she's the senior of the two, she's also depressed and trying to find herself, gonna take alot of intergalactic cock and drinks to find herself

>>212663410 (OP)
He didn’t seem particularly thrilled about it

>>212674007
So she got depowered enough to get drunk, but not to fly through space back to Earth? Are you sure it just doesn't make any sense?

>>212667718
>He's a scrappy
superman is scappy
>boyish version of Superman
like superman
>who likes pop rock
lots of people do, clark isn't a big fan of country despite his upbringing you know, clark is a fun light hearted guy

>>212684486
Superman could still fly at multiple points when he was heavily in need of yellow sunlight to recover

>>212684486
why do you think space ships aren't a thing?

>>212684511
>lots of people do, clark isn't a big fan of country despite his upbringing you know, clark is a fun light hearted guy
I litterally grew up in the same kansan shithole as Clark would have, I don't like country I actively hated it as a kid but as I grow older I've been stockholmd into tolerating it

>>212684808
same, or almost the same, nebraska

>>212663410 (OP)
>||
absolute state of this place

>>212684783
So she flew to another star system, took some shots, and then caught a hyper advanced alien space taxi that can break the light barrier back to Earth to berate her cousin? Are you sure it just doesn't make any sense?

>>212663410 (OP)

>>212684919
>and then caught a hyper advanced alien space taxi that can break the light barrier back to Earth to berate her cousin?
Yes

>>212684955
So does she blow him to pay for the ride or does she keep some space money tucked in her suit?

>>212685013
Probably has some space money I'd assume same way she bought space booze

>>212684486
>are you sure it just doesn’t make no sense
No it makes no sense because comic book writers are scientifically illiterate retards. 80% of sunlight is dampened by atmospheric absorption. These dumb niggers could just fly into space for a minute and become even more unstoppable gods than they already are. A red sun in space with no atmosphere would give them plenty of power.

>>212663410 (OP)
>|| Also Why does everyone call her monke? How did this start? ||
I know what you are

BREED YOUR COUSIN KAL, IM YOUR ELDER BITCH, SUPERSEX TIME

>>212667844
>>212668094
>>212685140
if we're all talking about the same site, I just didnt know there was any overlap between the two at all. that other site (if we are talking about the same one) is so pussy and bitchmade desu

>>212685170
based

>>212679741
How about I find you and kick you in the balls and then cave your head in with a brick to put you out of your misery for being such a pathetic, beta dork?

>>212686188
please do this. I can give you my address to make it easier or we can meet somewhere, whichever suits you.

i want to have rough animalistic sex with this female monke

>>212682574
Why the fuck would she beat up bar patrons completely unprovoked? She was holding 3 bottles and was clearly intending to mingle with them. And the line "those bros hit the spot" makes it painfully obvious she got fucked

>>212663441
shame a feminist director directed this sex scene and purposely made it not "cater to the male gaze"

>>212663441
No more monkes jumping on the bed!

>>212663431
>Tom King's blonde bimbo whore character
Oh. So that's where they got it from. I had seen some of King's other awful characterizations, but not his Supergirl.

>wearing leotard under the skirt instead of panties
SUCKS.

>>212663410 (OP)
I hate every monkey I see, from chimpan a to chimpanzee

>>212667840
>her last name is Hoover
Who writes this shit?

>>212679696
Ha ha. Very funny. That's his younger sister.

>>212671386
Tell me more

>>212663431
>who is pretending to be super girl

yes that's how acting works

This is your future, Supergirlfags

>>212684955
Gunn so far seems to be intent on bringing in old comic book oddities into his DC universe. He’d be based enough to have this guy in the Supergirl movie.

>>212672873
actually the body count was only a few thousand
now let me tell you what some fucking bullshit was, the calm and orderly evacuation of lower metropolis in jewperman, that was some bullshit

>>212687543
She's already making me rock hard

>>212685170
please KAL

>>212687543
It's okay Superman will turn us back or it'll just be a dream

>>212687543
why do they all look kind of like clark

>>212686726
What makes you think there was sex involved?
Couldn't she just have spent time with them, like playing pool?

>>212687003
Then she done a shit job because her O-face is kino

>>212663410 (OP)
that's just Milly

>>212685365
What are you guys talking about? I got this from discord

>>212671850
>dimensional rift already tore apart half the city and knocked over shit ton of buildings
>Lois: no, not the park! there's twenty people there!!

>>212683353
>four (twelve?) krypton robots cant decipher kryptonian code
>but nanomachines son diversity bitch and lex luthor's navajo-aborigini language bank that has nothing to do with krypton can

>>212683353
oh boy plot holes time?
>wait I can save everyone with my breath
>that I didn't remember I had until right this second

>>212684425
>she has to find herself
You can do this without fucking random strangers

>>212663441
>>212663410 (OP)

does Supergirl have a scene where she seduces and fucks Superman when shes 12?