Shouldn't Krypto be Superman's dog? Like the classic: a boy and his dog. And Supergirl, if I remember correctly, has a cat instead, because she's a girl. And cats are usually associated with girls. What the hell is up with this revision?
This character has nothing to do with Krypto. He's not a Labrador, a strong dog race, he's a mutt, he doesn't talk, he's just a dog with a cape and superpowers, he's not Superman's dog. Then again, Superman in this is not SUperman. It's some millenial fucking loser just wearing a Superman suit. No, Superman would never, ever listen to punk rock being a Kansas boy and he would never say dude.
This version of Krypto is nothing like the one in the comics. He looks and acts more like a girl's pomeranian. So he is not a man's dog desu.
>>212663992He doesn't, he listens to pop rock
90% of people mean Green Day when they say punk, and that's upsetting
I just don't know why people would want to watch another shitty movie about Superman.
Just give it a rest already
>>212664178>another shitty movie about SupermanThe last one was 12 years ago and it wasn't even good, anon.
>>212664109>>212664058Superman would listen to country music and that's it. He would never listen to pop, punk or whatever the fuck. He'd go against the grain and listen to the same music the Kents would listen. Also, it's supremely insulting that they made Jor-El and Lara evil when Superman loves BOTH sets of parents equally. This is supremely evil by the pedophile James Gunn. Also, Pa and Ma Kent aren't backwater hicks but dignified country people.
>>212664178They aren't, in reality. The movie is flopping and won't make over 500 million. It's just spammers on this site.
>>212663961 (OP)I think James Gunn only agreed to do this movie because he got to include a silly dog in it
>>212664194That's the thing: None of them were good.
>>212664219Good. I hooe capeshit dies already.
>>212664219>The movie is flopping and won't make over 500 millionsaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaar
>>212664219You don’t know shit about what country people are actually like.
>>212664248It is dead. Neither this and F4 will make over a hundred mil than their production and marketing budget while JW is flourishing on all markets.
>>212664249Ironically India is one of the only places it did good. It flopped in all the White countries.
>>212664274>F4Nah, FF has Pedro and a status of being a prelude to the next big thing in MCU
>>212664265I do. James Gunn doesn't. He makes the Kents two fucking backwater hicks from Alabama instead of the dignified midwestern classical American man and woman couple.
>>212664274Good. Unless they figure out how to make CGI not look like hot trash capeshit deserves to disappear.
>>212664283>It flopped in all the White countries.It didn't flop in Russia tho
>>212664309Whatever, as long as the pedophile Gunn is curbstomped by them, I'm fine with F4.
You're nothing the same, you've changed. I don't need supe anyway!
>>212664340nice projection there buddy
>>212664357He was, they retconned it only recently
>>212664382changing stuff in production isn't retconning
>>212664323You're the retard calling two kind hearted southerners "hicks"
>>212664416>SouthernersLOOOOOOOL
You have no fucking clue what you're talking about. Kansas is not in the fucking south, you ESL foreigner.
I don't get the logistics of Krypto's strength
Shouldn't it be proportional to Superman's? The way a small-medium dog would be a regular man?
But there's scenes where Krypto is like overpowering Superman in a way that makes no sense
Or is Krypto canonically stronger than a Kryptonian?
>>212664109Punk is the fakest and gayest thing on earth, invented by a gay jewish fashion designer to spread communist rhetoric while distracting from who ((the man)) actually is. (Wow, I wonder whose interest would be served by turning a generation of young white men into malnourished unemployed androgynous junkies who can't even play guitar.)
>>212663961 (OP)Do Chudmericans really involve their pets in identity politics??
>>212664444I'm actually an EFL foreigner
Your country's makeup is irrelevant to me, and I don't learn it in school
>>212664660Seething boomer. Punk will always kick ass and is infinitely better than men cross dressing like satanic trannies and playing 3 chord riffs on extremely distorted and loud guitars. That is not music
>>212664219You just know Clark Kent loves the song Chicken Fried.
>>212664323You have no idea what you’re talking about
