>Hey, Peter Parker. Got something for me?

>>212664035 (OP)
Yeah, I got deez

>>212664035 (OP)
oh hey Captain Smugface

*chris hansen walks in*

>>212664035 (OP)
I wonder if we AI could invent anti-dyke spray or cologne of some kind that keeps them at least 20 feet away at all times. Like dog spray. You'd make a fortune bringing that to market.

>>212666284
Dykes are hot though? The ultimate forbidden fruit.

>>212664035 (OP)
People only watched your movie because it came out between the two biggest movies in the MCU

>>212664035 (OP)
Why did people hate on her again? She cute.

>>212666797
Turns out that people don't like arrogant characters who haven't earned their status.

>>212666378
They're hot because dykes aren't real. They're just women mad at men. And you know damn well 99/100 are not fucking hot.

>no edit where it smash cuts to her amazon position plapping teenage peter as an inverse to the black widow/hulk one

feige robbed us by casting brie and then having her cut her hair

>>212667688
>"Captain" Marvel
>One piece bodysuit
>Grrl power bullshit
>Arrested development "Muscle mommy" shit
Fake fan and a faggot manchild. Probably Hindu.

>>212664035 (OP)
The only moment in that whole onions movie that stirred my cock.

>>212666284
Dykes stay away from men by default.
>>212666956
Yet faggots are somehow real?

>>212664035 (OP)
I want her to spit in my mouth!!!

Is Brie cut?

>>212664035 (OP)
Y-yes, I will show you mine if you show me yours.

>>212668639
No, they do not. They're whole game is a performative display for the males they "hate"

>>212666284
This but it's a date rape drug

>>212664035 (OP)
No